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FabFitFun Unboxing + GIVEAWAY!!

Okay. SO. Everyone has been absolutely raving about the FabfitFun box and how amazing it is; and I was NOT disappointed when signing up for the last box y’all told me to try (GrazeBox)- so I just had to try this one out.

I unboxed this bad-boy on our Youtube Channel; Check it out!!!

The video is also at the bottom of this blog, where I show you all the goodies. I also include *bulk* retail prices on each.

 

 

Boiiiiii is this an amazing little gift.

I’m usually skeptical about subscription boxes of this genre, because it’s either a hit or miss, right? But this is undoubtedly not a miss. Not only can I customize the box, but its worth over $300 every time, and that price is only determined by bulk prices, not true retail! This means that the prices I told you in the video aren’t even true retail prices and this box is worth even more than I thought! They come quarterly, so us broke girls don’t have to fork the cash out every month. (although tbh I would love to gift myself with this every month for good behavior.) Each box is only $50, but with our unique links you get it for $40- for over $300-$500 for the total!

 

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IN THIS BOX:

 

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The Fall 2018 Editor’s Edition box includes all kinds of goodies! (Some we are giving away on Instagram)

 

 

 

 

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GLAMGLOW OXYGENATING BUBBLESHEET 

 

 

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                       NAVY TOTE

 

 

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SPONGELLE INFUSED BUFFER 

 

 

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ApotheCARE ESSENTIALS SHAMPOO/CONDITIONER

 

 

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ELEMIS ENZYME PEEL

 

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BOSE BLUETOOTH HEADPHONE

I couldn’t find these exact ones because they are foreign, so I found y’all some amazing Bose 🙂

 

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CROWN PRO BRUSH SET

 

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FREE PEOPLE SLEEP MASK

 

 

 

GIVEAWAY TIME!!!

 

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Enter in the giveaway on our Instagram to WIN!! No limit to entries! Tag 3 friends per entry in the comments and you’re entered!!! GOODLUCK!

 

 

 

 

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IM Ep 3: Samhain Blessings, Healing Mantras, Cleansing the spirit

Welcome to your weekly dose of inspiration and motivation from spiritual Entrepreneurs with the love & experience to help you find success and happiness regardless of how your morning starts.  Sit back with a coffee, or tune in during your morning commute and manifest with us. You’re listening to Inspirational Morning with your host, Victoria Scanlon!

Thank you for joining us today!

“Everything I need comes to me effortlessly and naturally.”

“Everything I need is within me.”

Namaste, y’all. See you at #smoakchella one day

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FREE 3-Day Course: How to Start a Profitable Blog!

Hello, I’m Victoria! I am an online marketing professional, content creator, website builder, model, and owner of Pseudo Pharm!

My company has allowed me to live my life happy, healthy, and financially comfortable. My lover Tyler and I are traveling the world and sharing our “unconventional” career methods with the world.

Online marketing is growing expanding like wild-fire, and there is thousands of dollars to be made. Most colleges are offering a Degree to learn how to excel in this career, but that costs $1000’s. You can research the basics through multiple forums and try to formulate the necessary skills to building a successful online career, but that takes years. You can pay $100’s to join online courses to quickly do things correctly, but that is unnecessary.

Wouldn’t it be amazing if there was an Online Influencer that gave out the basics without charging their readers? It seems like every single one of them are monetizing a simple step-by-step process just to make money on new entrepreneurs; but don’t we deserve a good head start before picking & choosing the paid tools we will expand upon? I mean, if you’re here, you’re looking to learn how to build a website/blog, find & apply for the highest paying affiliates, and how to plug them into content correctly. And, because it took me a long time to figure it out, and I know how much I would have appreciated a free Online Course to get started on the right foot; I’ve created exactly what you need.

 

So, voila. Here, I give you guys the opportunity to learn the basics (+ Secret Tips).

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Why? It’s simple: You deserve it. There are so many tools to pay for and add-on to a website to monetize multiple sources of content and make money sharing in the right places; and I want you to go start your journey into this life-saving career understanding what it takes and how to be professional & reach enough readers to make money.

I have seen way too many content creators share to a void of no-one and make zero dollars just because they do not now what the magic secrets are. So enjoy this beautiful Email Course I have spent tons and tons of time perfecting so you guys can FINALLY access this information for FREE.

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Foods to eat after Wisdom Teeth Surgery

Foods to Eat After_Wisdom Tooth SurgeryHello, Friend!

Wisdom teeth can be pesky little buggers, and while some folks have the privilege of a wide jaw; most patients end up needing them pulled.

I assume you’ve recently had wisdom teeth removed, or at least know you’re on the list and want to do research either way. You’ve been told “no eating normal foods” a few times at least now, and to some that is a little easier said than done.

Flash forward to waking up after surgery, when you’re stuck in bed & scrolling through social media with a swollen jaw, holes in your gums and a hungry belly.

Most likely thinking to yourself;

“What the heck can I even eat right now?”

I’ve been there.

There is a few really good blogs out there covering which foods are safe to eat during this time, such as this one; by Andrea Fabry. I loved having the ability to access blogger knowledge for answers. So, I wanted to share my experience as well.

I wish you good luck & speedy recovery 🙂

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WHAT I ATE:

  • Mashed Banana
  • Lipton Soup (Small Noodle)
  • Apple Sauce
  • Grits
  • Jell-O
  • Pudding
  • Broth or Broth Soup
  • KFC Mashed Potatoes, or Homemade (super mashed or whipped)

It is important to stick to liquid foods for a week or two. You do not want to cut/clog your gums, or rip out the blood clots. I also noticed that any chewy food seriously hurt my jaw for at least three weeks.

Especially if you develop dry sockets; keep to liquids and clean the sockets thoroughly. You can safely use a saline, or home-made Himalayan Salt Rinses for a better healing boost.

Bsmok3aCUAAzASsTomato soup and KFC mashed potatoes (they’re super soft) have been a life saver. I started the potatoes after day 5.

I of course get them without the gravy, as they use a meat gravy. It is delicious even without it, and has been a nice tummy-fill for the last two weeks. Do NOT make the mistake of getting a small side, as it is only three bites of potatoes. Literally for a little over a dollar more you can get a huge side of potatoes that has like 5-6 of the “small” serving. The picture below is a medium, not available at most stores. The small is half this size and the large is 3x this size.

Once you can eat a bit more normal foods- usually around week three- you can start eating noodle soups, cheese, mac n’ cheese, pancakes and more.

I remember looking for a Healing Timeline so I could gather an idea of how long the pain would last, and there isn’t very many available. I went through the process with the knowledge I had found, and waited to share my own so folks had a timeline to prepare for their own healing process. Everyone wants to know how long the pain will last, how long the swelling will stay, and how long until you can eat solid foods. Read here to see my experience and gather a guesstimate for your own!

A few extra tips for a suffering Homie:

Tips (1)   There is a remedy that most bloggers use; and it’s called Clove Oil. I made the mistake of not picking any up, and quickly wished I did. Clove Oil is used to numb the area, and help the healing process along. Many bloggers replaced their pain medications completely for Clove Oil.

After the first three days a cold-press becomes inadequate and I switched over to the 10 hr Hand Warmers to reduce pain/swelling. At this point, the cold will make your jaw ache more than it will help.

Please comment your experiences & questions down below 🙂

I hope this helps, and I wish you a safe/fast surgery, reduced amount of pain and speedy recovery 🙂 Enjoy a few days in bed relaxing.

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How-To: Integrate Affiliate Links & Banners

Learning to build a site and write a blog is incredibly simple to do, and you probably already know how.

But if you’re here you are probably stumped on how to find affiliate companies, and/or how to access and place links correctly on that blog. Nice to meet you, I’m going to show you how to do just that, so you can start making money today.

Because I was there too, Homie.

**And if you’re new to researching how worth blogging is, but haven’t gotten started (or haven’t the first clue how to start) you can refer to “How to Properly Monetize” for basic and advanced knowledge on starting an online career that truly pays off.**

To get started placing affiliate links, you’re going to have to understand some basic HTML coding, and I’m going to break it down step-by-step to make it easy-peasy. Because it really is simple once you’ve gone through the motions and can memorize the steps.

As you probably know, you’ll want to start with a website on Bluehost or WordPress, and pay for a domain that can integrate clickable links.



How to set up affiliate links &bannersOnce your site is set up, and a wide base of blogs are completed + ready for links, you need to sign up for reputable Affiliate Accounts. For example, I am employed under:

Max Bounty

Rakuten Marketing

+ A few others.

Once verified, you gain access to tons of campaigns- all prepared with banners and text link ads. Make sure you apply for companies that suit the niche for each piece of content. For instance; do not place a diaper Ad on a bitcoin article. You will receive absolutely no clicks.

Once accepted to qualifying campaigns, they open up their ads to you, and with a click of a button you can find money-making content.

To add a BANNER to a blog:

A: Save the banner picture to your computer. Then copy the tracking code.

B: On your blog, viewing from the “visual” tab, click the curser directly on the spot you want a banner to be placed. Then, without clicking anywhere else- scroll up and switch to the “HTML” tab. It will automatically send you to the spot you clicked.

C: Paste the code in its respective spot

D: Without scrolling/clicking away, go to the “add media” tab, and upload the banner picture to your site. Do not click “insert.” Instead, once uploaded, click the “edit” button and copy the new URL of the picture.

E: Without inserting the picture, click out of the media uploading page. In the HTML code you just placed on the blog, highlight between the parenthesis of the source code (you’ll see “src:=”…”) and delete the text. Then replace it with the one you just copied from the photo.

Click back to “visual” and you should have a perfectly placed, clickable link 🙂

This is because most websites, especially under WordPress- do not accept the source codes that are provided with each link. If you copy & paste an HTML Ad code without changing the source code, your ad will show up but never work. People can click on it all day and nothing will happen.

At the start of my experience placing Ads, I did not know this trick & allowed an entire two days of circulation with broken banners. Talk about a goof-ball mistake.

To integrate TEXT-LINKS on a blog:

A: Access any set of text-links from your favorite affiliate site, and copy the “short link” instead of the full HTML. This is because the full HTML can mess up the words you highlight & link with the code. For example, it will delete the original words and replace them with a snip-bit if the HTML, which is usually gibberish.

B: Highlight any words you’d like to turn into a link on your blog, then click the 🔗 tab at the top/middle of the Tool Bar.

C: In the URL section, paste the link. Then make sure you check the box that states “open in new tab” so the reader does not lose their place on your blog when they click a link or banner.

It’s that easy!!! 

Now you know how to properly place Ads and start making income. And, for those of you who run into Ads that do not work- this should hopefully help you decipher a few options.

Have any questions/comments? Leave them below and we will get to you ASAP 🙂 We LOVE interacting with y’all!

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How to Squash writers block

How To_ (1)Ah, yes. That dreadful moment that all writers try to avoid.

Writers block got ya down? Or maybe you’re preparing for the possible future?

It happens to all of us, my dude. But you know what? There are tons of ways to over come those blockages. Because it can hit at anytime, and it’s always possible to find inspiration again.

It can happen when you’re first starting out and planning content, or building your site; or when you’re just finished with an awesome blog series; or when you’re launching a new product- etc. It can even hit after doing a butt-load of research and having an overload of new info to integrate into your site.

It’s totally okay, and always beatable… Provided you have the motivation. But really, isn’t Writers Block a lack of motivation because there’s too much on your mind?

Regardless, I’ve compiled the best tips for bursting through the blockades and spiraling deep into inspiration to finish the task at hand.

Here are those tips:

1: Have a plan.

Make sure you know everything you want to say, the affiliates you want to talk about, and what audience your content will target.

Start with an outline so you can get your thoughts placed on paper & then organized. Then you can expand upon it to formulate a rough draft. This allows you to throw ideas down without much effort, and then magically have a great basis to expand upon.

2: If you feel stuck halfway through, then stop writing and start working on the pictures/ Ads.

Not only does media break up content and intrigue readers, but it gives you a moment of inspiration to get creative and stop focusing on the hard part. Also, lighting a Fall Candle and sipping on my Favorite Tea usually brings me extra joy and creativity. A super cute Cup/Mug adds bonus points! Most of the time- by the end of adding the gifs or formatting the title/Pinterest ads, a few more points or edits about the posts pop into thought, and can be expanded upon.

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3: If you struggle with completing a blog from start to finish in one day, then definitely block out sections of the process into a few days.

Even one solid blog every week will build a successful blog, so don’t stress about posting every day or two.

For example, on weeks that I have a lot of other projects at the same time and still want to post a blog- I stick to this schedule:

Day 1: Complete an outline and expand/edit a little.

Day 2: Complete the rough draft.

Day 3: Edit, expand, and add pictures/media.

Day 4: Place Ads, Ad Links, Banners, Title Pictures, and Triple check for errors. You want to look over the entire post, each time with a specific goal.

Such as; once for spell checks, once for formatting, once for organization & flow, once for media placement, and once for affiliate placement.

Post the content.

*You can find the same planner I use to keep on track of this schedule here!*

Day 5: Share to all social sites; including Google+, Tailwind, Email Lists, and any other platforms.

Share all post Ads (the ones you create as an Ad to get clicks to the blog, not the affiliate Ads in the blog itself-just to clarify). Also if relevant to your content, conduct the photo-shoot this day as well and share all edited content.

I utilize photo-shoots for advertising new posts, new fashion deals, new products on the site, new videos on YouTube, etc. I’ve noticed that the audience we build wants to see us more than anything else. This makes a professional selfie way more valuable than a formatted Ad.

4: Sometimes the problem isn’t a lack of motivation, but the need for an inspirational environment.

For instance, sitting on the bed with animals running around being needy & chores to do & people hanging out with family/ roommates isn’t exactly a breeding ground for focus. Sometimes simply going to a coffee shop or library and completing tasks in a quiet, clean environment can be the treasure map to success. I often “clock-in” at the local Biggby and enjoy an Iced Teddy Bear Latte, while working on my laptop and phone. I’ve actually built great relationships with every single worker/manager & I look forward to the days I spend @ Biggby. I end up leaving with tons of work done, a happy belly, and a warm heart after a day of work/ friends.

5: There are multiple avenues to write a blog on, such as a computer/laptop, a cell phone, a tablet, or paper. Find the platform that helps you feel the most inspired.

Everyone works best on different platforms. I, for example, write the quickest on paper. For some reason staring at a computer screen just allows too much distraction. Recently, I’ve noticed transferring outlines on my phone works well too. A attribute this to my habitual tendencies of comfortably lying down while scrolling through food videos on my phone. It’s easy to type like I’m texting and get shit done.

The best-ever tactic to completing a blog outline & rough draft, however, is definitely paper. I do not know what it is, but I assume the lack of distractions from technology mixed with the excitement of cute pens just gets me going. Honestly, using a piece of technology to finish the first stages of creating a blog just holds way too many opportunities to get off track.

There is music on YouTube, House Tour Videos, Dogs&Cats, delicious Food Clips, and Hot Babes (male included) to look at online- so how could you stay focused on typing paragraphs? I totally get it.

So, this tip definitely stands to be: start planning and writing the blog on paper before transferring the rough draft to your website editing platform to complete edits & links/media.

6: This last tip is one for the books, although a little unorthodox for most of society. If your head feels fogged, you’re unable to start writing, and you need to find a way to focus- go outside.

Go to your yard or a park and just breathe. Simply enjoying the trees, sun and wind can move mountains; even the ones in your head. Forget about everything in the world for just a moment, believe whole heartedly that everything is as it’s meant to be, and you are content & happy. This is the power of enlightenment and controlling your thoughts. You could be getting in your own way, chores & family could be getting in the way, stress or sickness could be the culprit or even lack of sleep; but one thing is for sure; The universe will take care of you, and you are capable of trusting & moving forward.

This tip is what gets me through stress, writers block, sickness, work, challenges etc. please try it sometime 🙂

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Wisdom Teeth Surgery: Healing Timeline

Hey, dudes. I’ve been there. You’ve probably recently had wisdom teeth removed, and now you’re laid up in bed, wondering how long it will take to be able to say,

“Ahhh… I feel better.”

Wisdom Teeth ExtractioN_ a hEALING tIMELINELiterally no one enjoys throbbing pain in their jaw for extended periods of time.

Now, I’ve searched just about every corner of the internet to find an article that really breaks down the healing timeline and lets me have a decent idea of how long each step will take.

Because, I know I was lying there moaning, ” I just want to be able to sigh and be thankful that it’s over.”

But it’s not really over until the pain and medications disappear, right?

And I really couldn’t find any helpful articles to form a guesstimate. Available articles sort of just outlined a basic timeline, and did not break down the healing process, or how long each step could take.

Every single person is different, so counting on one story to be exactly like your experience- is not going to prove helpful. However, they can still serve as a basis of knowledge when you have zero idea of what to really expect. But not many folks take the time to put their experience out for the world. I’d like to offer my experience so you can actually find helpful info. Good luck, friends- feel better 🙂

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This is what I experienced:

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Day 1: My surgery took place September 6th, and went very quickly. I took my Black Tourmaline Crystal for protection, as I am very nervous when going under anesthesia. After surgery I experienced complete lip, tongue and jaw numbness- with strong pressure around the entire face and neck. I was sleepy for the first few hours and couldn’t remember previous conversations when I woke up, until about 6 hours later when I felt more cognitive. Most people say you won’t be able to wake up or move the first day, but I was given lighter medications- so I was able to walk around the first three days to complete chores or run errands. I wasn’t able to do much physical activity though, as I felt weak. I only drank liquids, such as soup or broth, and I could barely open my mouth to use a spoon.

Day 2: The major numbness subsided mostly, and I felt decent for the most part. I still ate liquids only, and couldn’t open my jaw. I continued completing chores around the house and running errands, but I did it all while wrapped in my favorite Fuzzy Blanket for comfort. I shared the link with you, in case you love Fuzzy Blankets as much as I do. 🙂

Day 4: The pain hit me this day; probably because I did too much activity, didn’t sleep much, and swished with salt water like 100 times to feel clean. I developed dry sockets this day, and my jaw swelled so badly that I couldn’t talk or do anything; I just wanted to lie down with a heat press on my face. I used a ton of the 10 hr Hand Warmers to keep swelling/ pain down. I continued taking Percocet, and rested in bed for the next three days, eating only liquids, swishing with salt water, and keeping the pressure off of my face. I regained a tiny amount of jaw movement back, but still could not open it enough to easily use a spoon yet.

Day 8: I couldn’t help but start working, after not touching anything for a week. I felt well enough to lie in bed and get work done on the computer, so I did just that for the next 5 days. I didn’t do very much cleaning, running around, or activity; I just kinda rested, hung out with friends, and got work done. I took naps on-and-off, and still continued a mostly liquid diet. This day, I started eating KFC Mashed Potatoes (without the gravy of course, as I am vegetarian) and BOY did they save my life. I proceeded to pick up at least 2 large sides of mashed every single day for a week. Around this time I took a trip to the surgeon so I could inquire the health of my gums & dry sockets, and possibly get them packed for further protection and pain reduction. However, upon arriving, they told me I was doing a fantastic job keeping things clean and healthy, and that packing the dry sockets actually lengthens the healing process; keeping the sockets open, but covered. I was already a week into healing, and knew I could heal quicker if I stuck to cleaning them and waiting until the jaw bone heals over, so I would continue taking pain medications (against my wish to stop taking them) to get through the painful days & shorten the process. I also didn’t mind keeping a liquid diet just to heal better.

Day 11: I could now open my mouth enough to fit my finger through. I finally decided to eat some real food, as my dry sockets had closed enough that the jaw bone wasn’t exposed anymore. I finally went out to eat for my birthday (which was the 10th), and ate salmon with risotto. It was easy to get down, soft instead of chewy, and I went straight home to clean out the dry sockets. Be warned: if you eat anything except liquid for the 8 weeks it takes to heal… you WILL have gunk in them, even if you brush your teeth or swish salt water. It is important to keep them clean. I used Himalayan Sea Salt Rinses, as that is the best salt for healing. It contains high amounts of trace minerals and serves as a fantastic disinfectant during the healing process. (

I’m currently on day 14, & although I’m still taking a pain med every 6 hours, life is good. I’m able to eat most normal foods, except super chewy/large stuff- as long as I clean my dry sockets. I can open my jaw enough to eat most things, but a burger is out of the question, as I cannot open my mouth very far. I can open it enough to move my finger around between my teeth though, which is progress. I can run errands and complete work tasks without feeling super drained. I do however feel a bit foggy-headed from all of the pills the last two weeks, but I will be sure to complete a day of cleansing once I can stop consuming them for pain. I’ve set up the beautiful Crystal Grid  Tyler surprised me with on my birthday, so I can focus on a speedy recovery!

I hope this helps those of you going through this process currently- or preparing for it to happen. I know it can be nerve-racking, but it is something that is pretty easy to get through. And I’m here the whole way to give you the tips and heads up you’re searching for.

Tips There is also a few pointers Y’all should utilize during the healing process, to get through it a bit less painfully. Sticking to these tips has been very beneficial for me, granting me a quick/safe surgery, speedy healing time, and less pain than I think people usually experience.

I did not take the time to pick up Clove oil– which I seriously regretted afterwards, because many bloggers have written of their experience being wonderful. Clove oil helps numb & moisturize the area, while disinfecting it as well. Most of the users actually completely replaced their medications for clove oils!

I personally used CBD Coconut Oil for disinfecting and comfort 🙂

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I’ve always wanted to offer clothing for Pseudo Pharm, and the dream is coming true- in the best ways possible. Introducing: Hidden Treasures.

The prices of Name-Brand clothing these days are outrageous, so I wanted to take the *back-door* low-prices available to me as a company owner- and give back to you.

Now, I didn’t launch this idea on my own; Tyler & I’s very close friend Random (yes, that’s his name) approached me with an inquiry I couldn’t pass up. He wanted to build this site together, because he knew that he harnessed skills I hadn’t and I knew skills he’d never even heard of. Together we could be a power-team, and I had to jump on the idea. His vision was offering Women’s Clothing & Accessories at super low prices, but that still made girls feel amazing; no matter what ethnicity, size, personality, or shape they were! As a woman myself, that sounds like music to my ears. And I know tons of ladies that will enjoy this breakthrough with us.

We’ve created the ultimate Name-Brand Boutique for Women! We offer adorable fashion at extremely low prices! For example, the prices that are “suggested” to us as a shop owner are already lower than normal, but we take it even further. We give you an additional amount off that price, PLUS coupons- all the time!

There is a “Save $__” button under each product, which is the amount we deducted from those suggested prices, so we could offer y’all these Name-Brand clothes at prices unbeknownst to the internet.

We don’t care about high profit margins… because what kind of business empties the wallets of their customers just for extra cash? We keep every single product on a base of very-very low prices, so everyone can look and feel great, without crying over the receipt. And in the mean-time; I can offer another side of Pseudo Pharm, and Random can take care of his family without over-working!

Plus, I have my own personal “clearance sale” site to update my wardrobe with. Like, come-on… YES PLEASE.

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Check out a few of our new products & let us know what you think 🙂

I really hope y’all enjoy as much as we do! We launched this morning and already have seen about 100 of you on the shop! I’m full-filling orders tonight before bed, and again in the morning!

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7 Minute Lunch Recipe!

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I don’t know about y’all- but I sure enjoy a lazy lunch.

I know the nearest restaurant or fast food joint sounds pretty great for convenience sake; but why not skip that today so you can feel amazing?

Now, ain’t nobody got time for cooking on a workday- but what if I told you that it was possible? What if I gave you the most simple, delicious recipe known to lunch history?

No, but on a real note- this is fast, simple, and totally delicious. You can make it on lunch break, or prepare & pack it in about 5 minutes. This recipe is cram-packed with nutrients to fill your belly and keep you energized throughout the rest of the day.

Also, while topping-loaded salads will always have a place in my heart- there is nothing like a simple salad. The star of the show is really the lettuce- and some of you may think this is weird, but I LOVE lettuce- and loading it with toppings can hide the delicious texture & flavor of the leafy-green awesomeness.

7 Minute Lunch_Salad & Sandies

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So, this will take five seconds to read- because it’s so simple. Ready? 🙂

Step 1:

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Prepare the lettuce and veggies by washing & cutting them accordingly.

I like to cut the butt’s off of the romaine, and add it to the compost.

Step 2:

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All you have to do is throw it in a large bowl, along with the crouton’s, cheese and Garlic Expressions .

Toss that bad boy, and put it in a bowl or container for an awesome lunch!

Step 3:

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Slice and toast the Ciabatta Buns, and add the cheese to the top while it’s still hot.

Step 4:

Slice the remaining veggies and lettuce after washing them thoroughly. Add them to the sandwich, add some  Organic Dijon Mustard

and voila!

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Literally one of my absolute favorite lunches; done in five minutes. SO EASY.

Tyler & I eat this very often, as it is easy to meal prep, or toss together the day-of, and it’s super cheap.

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Everyone loves food, right?

How amaze-balls would it be if I told you certain foods burned fat while you ate them? What if i also told you all of them are super delicious and easy to cook?

Would you crap your pants with excitement?

Me too.

… Just kidding.

I definitely love food. I love the therapeutic nature of cooking, I love exploring different cultures and palettes, I love feeding my temple with foods that help it grow healthier everyday.

But really though, some of these are super foods that should be implemented in your diet everyday to achieve optimum weight and health.

I wanted to share with y’all just how eating can be beneficial to weight loss and over-all health. Our body is our temple, and it thrives off the nutrients or poisons we feed it. I’ve enjoyed switching my diet to foods that balance my cakras, heal my PCOS, and help me reach a healthy weight, because the effects are absolutely worth it. My head is clear, my body isn’t tense, my attitude is better and my ability to immediately delete a negative thought is heightening.

Here are a few foods I’ve implemented for weight loss!

Avocado

  • Did you know that Avocado lowers your cholesterol? They contain high amounts of monounsaturated oleic acid, naturally decreasing the dangerous LDL cholesterol in your blood while increasing the healthy HDL cholesterol
  • Contains high fiber and healthy fats to help turn off the “hungry switch”
  • Vitamins E & C, as well as carotenoids in this fruit help reduce inflammation, which in turn reduces pain
  • High fiber promotes healthy digestion
  • Vitamin E & Amino Acids penetrate deep into the skin and hair to improve over-all health, moisture and shine
  • Treats damaged hair & Dandruff
  • TIPS: Replace mayo with mashed avocado, use it on tacos, salads, soups, wraps and more! We like throwing it on-top of a tomato-quinoa.

Kale

  • Manganese allows the brain to function at its best
  • Contains Amino Acids that offer an energy boost
  • Anti-Oxidants fight free-radicals
  • High Fiber offers healthy digestion and lowers cholesterol
  • Vitamin C is present and building the immune system
  • Very high in Vitamin K1, which promotes bone health and prevention of calcification in the arteries. If you have high blood sugar levels, this is a great food to lower/balance them! There are two types of Vitamin K; K1 & K2, and we need both.  I found in an awesome Article written by Carly that most doctors believe humans normally do not intake enough K2, which is not found in kale.
  • High amounts of protein
  • TIPS: Use kale instead of ice-burg or romaine, in salads with feta or Parmesan cheese, in a mushroom soup, or in a delicious fruit smoothie!

*I use these amazing Protein Shake Cups for smoothies so we can easily drink a breakfast shake or a fruit/veggie smoothie on a run!

Banana

  • High in fiber, low in calories- which means you feel fuller longer, while in-taking less calories to burn off.
  • Green bananas contain lower GI scores, and more resistant starches than a ripe banana. This helps you feel fuller, lower cholesterol and blood sugar levels. These effects combined, lead to weight loss.
  • Rich in potassium, which regulates the movement of nutrients and waste products in and out of the body. Potassium’s tendency to help muscles contract and nerve cells to respond leads to a healthy beating heart and reduce blood pressure.
  • Bananas contain B6, which does quite a few things for the body. This includes; strengthening the nervous system, producing white blood cells, promoting weight loss, and preventing diabetes.
  • High in anti-Oxidants, which fight free-radicals.
  • TIP: Freeze bananas for a thicker smoothie, add slices on-top of a yogurt/granola bowl or acai bowl, add to quick oats for healthy sweet flavor, or make banana pancakes with a bit of milk, flour and baking soda! Bananas are so versatile & delicious that we keep them in the house constantly. A bunch maybe lasts a day.

*Try using a Banana Case if you carry one around with you! This prevents your snack banana from becoming bruised along the way, and keeps it deliciously fresh!

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Pineapple

 

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  • Contains Beta-Carotene, found in yellow, orange and dark green plant foods; which reduces the risk of developing asthma
  • High potassium foods like pineapple help reduce blood pressure
  • Vitamin C & other Anti-Oxidants prevent free-radicals; which are linked to cancer.
  • Free-Radicals are known to damage the reproductive system, so foods rich in the above nutrients will aid in conception.
  • Vitamin C helps reduce wrinkles, fight sun damage, and balancing collagen levels.
  • High fiber and water content allows pineapple to promote a healthy digestive tract and prevent constipation .
  • Bromelain, present the most in pineapples, is a protein digesting enzyme which produces peptides and amino acids that reduce swelling & inflammation.
  • TIP: Eat raw, frozen, or blended! We like to freeze pineapple and cover it with chocolate. (: Pineapple also proves delicious in a bean salsa, or marinade for meat. We chop it into bite-sized pieces and add it to lunches for the week.

Quinoa

  • Contains B-complex vitamins to promotes a healthy metabolism
  •  A fantastic source of iron, phosphorous, vitamin E, B1 (thiamine), B2 (riboflavin), potassium, B6, folic acid, copper, biotin, manganese, magnesium, calcium, beta carotene, zinc, and sodium.
  • High amounts of fiber and protein- which are great for staying full & losing weight
  • 20-hydroxyecdysone is also found in quinoa and may aid with weight control
  • Ideal for low-carb diets
  • Allergy restrictions such as wheat or dairy can be avoided by using quinoa
  • TIP: Add quinoa to any salad, soup, or breakfast dish. Try replacing rice & noodles with quinoa. I like it enough to add a bit of butter, oil, garlic, tomato and basil & call it a day. My meat eaters out there would probably love that under a big heap of marinated chicken.

Fish

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  • Contains the majority of our daily proteins, vitamins, minerals and fats.
  • The many beneficial effects of seafood have primary been attributed to n-3 PUFAs such as EPA and DHA.
  • Contains phospholipids that, in short, decrease blood cholesterol and raise brain functionality
  • A major micronutrient in fish called protein which have some of the highest amino acid contents and are among the easiest to digest.
  • TIP: Roast salmon in the oven for the best result, and always use coconut oil if you can! Out of every other option; including butter, veggie oil, or olive oil- coconut oil proves to give you a super moist, tender salmon that’s full of flavor. All other options create a much more tough salmon. Stay away from cod & tilapia, as they are very dirty fish. Try adding seafood to tacos, salads, and wraps! We absolutely love to roast salmon in the oven and add it to a delicious salad or risotto.

I use coconut oil for absolutely everything. In soups, to fry food, to bake, in sauces, on my face, in my hair, on cuts & burns.. It is a cure-all, and the healthiest oil to cook with. I even give it to my animals. Here is the cheapest Organic Coconut Oil I could ind Y’all, because I know some of you are either curious or almost out. (:

 

In conclusion, eating can be delicious and healthy at the same time. There are so many super foods out there to try, and I will always share my experiences with y’all. I would love to hear your favorite foods and experiences trying these ones out! Let me know here, and I’ll feature it on our site/ socials!

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Sources:

https://www.loseweightbyeating.com/avocado-benefits-weight-loss/

https://www.everydayhealth.com/diet-nutrition/diet/avocados-health-benefits-nutrition-facts-weight-loss-info-more/

https://www.womenshealthmag.com/weight-loss/a19946814/diet-avocado/

https://healthwholeness.com/kale-benefits

http://bettereat.net/on-kale-weight-loss-and-misconceptions-2/

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/bananas-and-weight#section3

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271157.php

https://www.livescience.com/45005-banana-nutrition-facts.html

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/276903.php

https://draxe.com/benefits-of-pineapple/

https://www.livestrong.com/article/439160-1200-calorie-a-day-meal-plans-with-snacks/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4776937/

http://healthydirections.ca/the-health-benefits-of-quinoa/

https://www.agric.wa.gov.au/irrigated-crops/nutritional-aspects-quinoa

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Whatsup my dudes.

So- everyone in the world goes through a house move at least once in their life, right?

Moving can be tough, especially if you have a family. You know what I’m talking about- the packing, preparing the kids, finding a solid new place, cleaning the house, unpacking, tons of messes and lifting. It’s not exactly fun.

Don’t fret my beautiful internet friends! I’m here to give you some hella great tips on making it easy-peasy. You know ya girl has done this a bunch of times, so I’ve come up with some seriously awesome hacks that I now swear by.

As you know, I’ve disappeared off of the face of the internet for three months, and it’s because we moved again. I have an explanation video coming out, so you can really get the full story.

I had to bust out the moving tips once again, and they never fail. This time was honestly the easiest I’ve ever had; as it was damn near stress-free. Can you believe it??

Here is how I did it:

 

  1. Start Packing Early

So, most people wait until the day the move starts to pack. But I can tell you that this is a big fat “No-No”. It easily takes at least six hours to pack a house, so why the actual F would you start the day you can begin moving stuff over?

I’ll tell you what; the best decision ever was packing up everything but the essentials during the week before we get the key. It has honestly saved our lives. That way, once you get the key you can start moving everything over that day, and only have a few boxes left of essentials to pack away. It is so unnecessarily stressful to pack and move stuff all at the same time.

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How do you pack while residing in the home, you ask?

Well;

Start with the kitchen, and pack away all cookware and utensils that aren’t used regularly. I actually like to plan our meals that week to only use the same cast iron pan, so I can pack literally everything else away. Then move on to the common rooms, the bathroom, linen closets, basement and bedrooms.

Pack away:

  • clothes
  • shoes
  • electronics
  • games
  • decor
  • paper-work
  • toiletries (except daily items)
  • pantry items

I usually leave out only a few outfits, one pair of shoes, my hygiene care- and that’s it.

This way, no matter what the size of the family; each person only has one-two boxes of stuff to pack on the day of the move.

This tip has helped tremendously. Once we call our family members to help, there is no goofy business- just moving boxes and furniture. This saves our time as well as theirs when “moving day” comes along.

Here is the “Moving Kit” we purchased on Amazon to pack the house.

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2. Label Boxes Well

Bro, I cannot tell you how annoying it is to guesstimate what is in each box after we move. I got so sick of opening every box to find one thing, unpacking boxes with random shit in them, and not knowing what is in the ones we store away in the garage.

My life saving tip for that one?

LABEL YOUR BOXES. Seriously.

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It is absolutely worth the time to write every item on a sheet of paper for each box, and tape it to the side. Yes, it takes time to write every item down as you pack it. BUT- think of the hours you save by not needing to search everything. You can sift through each box simply by looking on the side. How simple?

I used to think labeling everything was pointless and a waste of time, but boy is it worth it. You can unpack quickly, and with confidence. You can also easily find items that are stored in the garage, without emptying every box and hoping to find it.

If you’re an adult, this tip can be super exciting. Which is comical.

You know you’re adulting when you jump for

joy @ the thought of easy organization.

Here is a cheap stack of Sticky Notepads that I used to tape to the side of each, if y’all would like to use them as well 🙂

3. Group Like-Items

While you’re labeling every item in each box, make sure you group stuff together well. For instance, pack kitchen pots/pans in one box, plates/bowls in another, and utensils in another. Place linen items in one box, as well as toiletries, games/entertainment, and electronics all together in their respective boxes.

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My mom helped me pack during my second move, and we just kinda went from room to room, throwing random stuff in boxes and calling it “good”. Like not even placing them in the box neatly; literally just throwing it in a pile in a box. Nothing was labeled, organized or neat- and I was butt-hurt. It was so unbelievably tough to find everything, and a few things were lost/broken during the process.

This go-around, I took the time to organize it and the process became so much smoother, faster, and less stressful. It can be like a game of Tetris; placing each item in the box strategically and neatly so it was protected, and so as many items as possible could fit into the box. I found that it was much easier to unpack this time; I had each room done in twenty minutes. I knew where everything could go, lost 0 items, and consolidated boxes. So, I definitely recommend trying it out.

4. Tape Boxes

So, imagine moving a heavy box- trying to stay in the flow of things. It is heavy, but you’re going to make it to the truck.

Now imagine every bit of that box’s contents falling onto your feet mid stride.

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I know this has happened to others, and it’s definately happened to me a few times.

Well, ya girl learned her lesson and now I tape the bottom of every box. I’m not kidding, every box. Even the smaller ones.

Here is the SUPER heavy duty tape I use. It’s straight from Amazon so I don’t have to leave my house.. hehehe.

I don’t have time to break my stuff, or pick it up & re-pack it when i’m trying to move quickly- and neither do you, I’m sure.

So, take the time to tape every box, because it may save some expensive items as well as a bunch of time. Someone during our last move tried telling me to just fold each bottom, and I laughed. There’s no way I’m trusting that anymore, when each box that has vomited items indeed was folded- so I don’t think it proves to be very trustworthy.

5. One At A Time

Unpacking the new home can be stressful as well, because everything becomes a mess all at once- and stays a mess until everything is unpacked and organized. Well, Momma doesn’t play that game; I dislike a messy house. A way around this is to unpack one room at a time.

I always start with the kitchen first, so I can immediately start cooking once we move and stop buying takeout. (We always eat takeout during)

Then I move to the bathroom, common areas, and bedrooms.

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It’s much easier to clutter one room at a time instead of all at once, because this opens up the house for easy navigation. And each time you move to the next room, the last one is completely ready to live in. I love the comparison of stressful/stress-free unpacking, because I was totally over the clutter it creates if I do not follow this tip.

6. Checklist

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You guys know I write out a list for basically everything.

I definitely recommend writing out a few different lists for the move, and sticking to them. Such as a packing list, cleaning list, and moving list.

On the packing list:

-Write down every room in the house, to ensure you are organized. Then write the groups of items you will box in each room. This tip will help you make sure everything is packed up.

On the cleaning list:

-Write down every chore you need to complete before moving out and signing the place over. For example- you’ll add tasks like; Sweep/ mop floors, wipe walls, wipe appliances, clean counters, rake/mow yard, clean windows- etc. Then write one for the new home.

On the moving list:

-Add every task that needs completed before, during and after the move.

Tasks such as; fill out forwarding addresses, pay all bills, pay down payment, purchase new house supplies, and receive the deposit back. These are just a few, but you know the tasks that are important to you.

Honestly, writing down these lists is going to give you an organized step-by-step during the move. This ensures you know exactly what you need to do everyday & in what order. Once it’s done you’ll look around & say,

“Wow, I’m moved… that was quick.”

Or, at least that’s how it goes for me.

I like to have set tasks, and go down the list one-by-one to finish each until the list is complete. This keeps me on track, moving quickly, and motivated. I’ve seen a lot of families take on a new move without a plan- and they just run around stressing the whole time.

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7. Clean Dat Bitch

Most people have no idea that they should disinfect a home before moving into it.

WHY WOULD YOU NOT?

Honestly, though- who wants to move their stuff into a house with layers of gunk from the previous peeps?

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“I’m good.”

Whether you see it or not- there is layers of nasty on the walls, counters, doors and windows. Especially where hands touch on the handles, cupboards, light fixtures, etc.

It takes Tyler & I only two hours now to go through our “new house” routine. We disinfect everything before we move a single item in. This way we know the gunk is gone, and we can comfortably live there.

We also disinfect every home we move out of as well.

Almost everyone forgets this part, or maybe just doesn’t care. Some people even leave trash and furniture when they move out, too.

However, in my experience- cleaning up hotels & houses before we finish our stay has always proven a great decision. You shouldn’t leave your funk for the next people, and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gotten a deposit back plus extra because we cleaned the place well enough that they didn’t need to.

Our first landlord gave us an extra $75 back on our deposit because that was the fee of a cleaning crew, and we made ourselves the cleaning crew. We even cleaned the carpets professionally.

It pays off; I promise.

Amazon even has a few options for a Cleaning Supply Kit, which you can use to clean the house entirely.

8. Always Cleanse

Last but definitely not least; I always burn sage in each house during the process. I do it in the new house before & after our belongings are brought over, then once in the old house after it’s cleared.

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This is an ancient trick for cleansing any negative lingering energies in the area. You honestly never know what you’ve left behind, or what the next house has bottled from the last family. Sage smoke repels negative energy, while attracting healing energy. It’s a form of “Blessing” your home.

This goes way back into Tyler & I’s Irish and Cherokee heritage, so we always practice cleansing our homes!

I love walking around with sage, breathing and reciprocating love, and thanking the home for a great place to live.

It gives me a few moments during the moving process to clear my head and appreciate the life around me as well. Moving to a new home can be exciting, healing, and full of opportunity- so it’s important to appreciate your situation!

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I know moving can be stressful guys- my first three times as an adult were very hectic. But upon following these hacks and a few more, this last move was literally the easiest shit of my life. The hardest part was lifting stuff. Tyler and I weren’t stressed at all about packing, organizing, or moving stuff over because we made sure we were organized, fast, and enjoying the whole process. I honestly feel like that’s how it should be every time. Now within one week my house is unpacked, cleaned, and ready for a party.

Within just a few days I was able to start working in the mornings, and enjoying the new property.

That’s where I’ve been though, guys! I didn’t disappear- I just relocated. Now I’m in a new home, with zero shitty roommates and I’m ready to work my booty off!

I seriously want to hear your moving horror stories, and especially your best tips!

Do you have a hack that makes life way easier? Let us know Here!

I’ll add it to our page 🙂

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How to Properly Monetize



Hey Y’all 🙂

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So, I was thinking.

I know that you are searching, too.

Searching for what, you ask?

Freedom. Expression. Financial Comfort. Travel.

I know that you work the same old job that bores & irritates you. I know that you dream of waking up on a different beach every week, eating at healthy/ cool restaurants, and never sacrificing your personal time for work. So do I.

I can tell you what, I got sick & tired of dreaming for it without ever seeing a possibility. I mean, what the F is the point in that?

So I made the change to do everything I could to create that reality, instead of just sitting & wishing.

You guys have been seeing all of the content we’ve been outputting; the blogs, the photography, the consulting meetings, the affiliations with top companies, and more.

But, how does it all work? How do we really make money by writing and creating content?

The answer is simple. And part of my job is literally to show you the way, through my experience and links.

All of you have seen the possibilities of this career being so bomb, and I’m amazed more of you haven’t jumped on the band-wagon after reading all of our content. I know you’re all capable and intelligent enough, so what are you waiting for?

I’m going to explain to you in very simple terms, so you don’t have three years of trial and error or  “paid” courses just to learn the inside scoop. Because most of you reading this, found it because you’re ready & searching for something better. You’ve figured it out, you’ve seen the possibilities and you know you can do it. Now you’re looking at one question:

“How?”

How the heck do you build a website? How do you write a blog and back-link the correct campaigns in the best way? How do you utilize & navigate social media to market your name/site? How do you find, apply for & place ads- and where? If you’re new; these are questions I know you have. But you search for the information, and you hit a wall.

A money wall. “Buy our training course, and you’ll make thousands.”

That is usually true, and products like eBooks, Email Courses, and Seminars are usually hella worth the money- because of the perks involved.

But I know there is information that you guys need, that you should never have to pay for. I think it’s unfair that you have to pay to go to college, or buy an online course to learn the basics. Because I would have killed to have a free course or blog to reference when I first started- BOY would it have saved me a LOT of time.

So, my friends. I am here to give it to you for once. Do you want to learn how to monetize for FREE? Keep reading.

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The biggest way to excel is to become an employee at as many marketing agencies as possible. These are legitimate companies that offer affiliate links to their marketing professionals, so they can inter-lace all content with ads & links to awesome brands that they stand behind. This way you can have the widest range of affiliations possible that match your content niche.

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For example, a fashion blogger will blog about travel, fashion, outfits of the day, top brands that get their rocks hard- and more topics along those lines. So, they will mostly use the affiliate links to top fashion companies, online shops, or local shops.

Crypto-currency bloggers will mostly output content about investing, Crypto-news, and different trends of the market, to allow their followers to effectively buy and sell the correct coins. In this case, you’ll see them utilizing a lot of Bitcoin Ads for investing companies or platforms.

A travel blogger will share content about how to travel cheaply, where to go, and beautiful photography of the places they visit. They will also include fashion blogging, food blogging and more to talk about the local shops they encounter, and the products they use along the way.

Although these are a few very popular topics, you can actually blog about literally whatever you want. Coincidentally, we are trained in all three.

It all ties into one job usually, and you will notice yourself doing a little bit of everything after a while of building your website. I mean, I even started creating a few pieces of mainstream content, like Music.ally videos, ( as seen on my Instagram), or professional photography of myself. But mostly I create content according to what I’m genuinely passionate about, such as health tips, CBD treatment and financial Comfort.

Some of the reputable Companies that I’ve seen success with are down below. And they even take newbies 🙂

They offer a platform for tons of affiliate programs, all double checked for credibility. You can choose text link Ads, Banner Ads, or add your own Creative, if you choose to do so.

Remember, though- that they are legitimate employers, who pay you a government recorded salary according to commissions, so you have to fill out a W-9 form.

From there, you will use the accepted campaigns to place Ads in your website sidebars, or strategically on your home page, or inside your blogs. This is how you will generate click commissions if you receive high impressions on blogs.

Which is fantastic, because you’re basically getting paid to write about your passions.

You can use companies like TailWind to generate leads on blogs, reaching numbers of 100,000 almost every time if you play your cards right. You get your first month of premium FREE with my codes!

Click Here: FREE Tailwind Pro

Why should you utilize Ad Placements?

” Isn’t it like selling out?”

Not at all, and I’ll tell you why.

You see ads all over every single social media platform you use, correct? Sites such as Facebook & Twitter place those ads themselves and make click commissions every-time.

And let’s not forget that your website will have Ads on it regardless of your placement.

So, the smartest- and obvious thing to do, is make dat $$.

It takes only a few minutes each time to place your own ads on your site, and there’s honestly no reason to keep the one’s that make you zilch. Meaning a big fat zero.

So, go look at a few extremely popular blogs for a minute, and see how they place their ads. You want them stay out of the way of  real content on the page, but still entice readers.

And do me a favor- NEVER put ads up that you do not trust, or stand behind. If you blog about Bitcoin & place a diaper ad, you’ll probably see zero leads. But as a Crypto blogger- you stand behind coins, so place ads affiliating the platforms you use & trust. Such as Coinbase, or CCI.

BOOM. Leads.

Because people will grow to love your writing style, content and face. They will trust you to provide products that you trust and use. That’s called targeting campaigns, and Facebook utilizes it for you when you pay them to run ads, as well on their own ads.

You can get started today with a few of the most popular Ad Companies:

 

 

 

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Let’s talk products.

So now that you know why & how you should content create, I want you to also consider your own product.

All successful Entrepreneurs well tell you one thing:

“To become a millionaire, you need multiple income streams to start.” -Rich People

 

Well, having a product definitely helps.

Whether you have a book, seminar, or product line to sell- it’s something you can make direct profits on, so long as you market correctly. For example, Pseudo Pharm has consistent online content, events hosted, books and more- but we also provide organic, handmade product lines for all of our loyal friends.

This includes:

  1. Organic Deodorant
  2. Natural Lip Balms
  3. CBD Products, such as; Bath Bombs, Lip Balms, Isolates, Salves
  4. Moisturizing & Detoxifying Bath Bombs
  5. Dream Cathers
  6. Fine Crystal Jewelry
  7. Bar Soaps & Castile Soaps
  8. …and more!

We also offer:

  1. Business Consulting
  2. Crypto-Currency Consulting
  3. Photography Sessions
  4. Website Building
  5. An Upcoming eBook 😉
  6. ..and more!

 

Why would we offer these products and services?

The answer is simple, it’s what we do for a living- make organic products for ourselves, and build online careers. We had so many people inquiring the ability to purchase our products, or consulting on how to build their own career- so we’ve had to make it easy.

We now have a decent set of tutorials on how to build a company, we’re working on about 35 more this month, and there’s an INCREDIBLY DETAILED eBook on the way. All to help you guys create your dream life too. And it helps pay the way for us to give you these free tools when you guys click the products you’ll use anyways though our special links.

We honor your dedication

This is what you should be doing as well, after you find your own money making niche. Seriously, I know you’re passionate about something.

People have successful accounts about slime balls, calligraphy, or feet. So I’m seriously not joking when I say you can monetize anything. 

You can build your own Online Shop with WordPress for a great price. You’ll need the Business Subscription, and the Storefront Theme. From there it’s easy to set up!

We have many blogs in the works touching topics such as monetizing, website building, social media marketing, and more. This is because we believe you guys deserve the information for FREE.  Stay tuned for awesome free tutorials 🙂

Out of all that has been said; I know one thing for sure.

I know each of you has a dream.

A dream of a comfortable life, full of travel and wonderful health. A life with the capability to take care of your family, and live in high society- while working the easiest job of your life.

Just know that I am here to give you the tools to do so. And also share my journey with you along the way.

I hope y’all received the information you were looking for. For free for once 😉

Thank you for reading, see ya next time 🙂

 

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Hey guys 🙂

I hope you’re feeling happy and healthy today!

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Speaking of healthy,

 

I’d like to share a great experience with you.

Tyler and I have been exploring meal planning for a long time now, as we have been vegetarian for 1 1/2 & 3 years, and prepared snacks are an extremely helpful investment. We purchase groceries in 2-3 day sessions, as all of our food is fresh and cannot sit.

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So, I’ve learned that quick, grab-and-go cold lunch-ables are a life-saver for our type of lifestyle. I spend my day running around to meetings, working from my home office, preparing the shifts work for my assistant, and make phone calls- while Tyler cleans up the house, washes dishes, takes care of the yard and plays video games. We need something small, quick and easy.

We spend 2 hours together in the kitchen to prep every 3 days. Instead of 1-2 hours every single day a few times a day to cook meals, or picking up fast food for convenience. (Which we typically do not touch anyways)

Well, it has gotten even better. I discovered GRAZEBOX, an organic/ pre-portioned snack subscription.

Whaaaaaaat?

You start online to make a profile. They have every snack available shown on the site so you can “Like” or “Dislike” a snack, according to your preferences. You can also upload any allergies you may have, so no snack goes wasted.

GRAZEBOX ReviewEach box is $13.99 & includes 8 snack packs. Each pack is a sufficient portion for both Tyler & I.

I recieve each box in the mail and add it to our cupboard of pre-portioned snacks!

You guys HAVE to try this out, and if you’re just as in love as I am you can use

“PSEUDO3TB”    for your 1st & 5th box FREE!!!!

 

 

We have created three different video un-boxing & snack reviews for you guys, only for every video to become accidentally deleted. I have all of the footage, and will be re-editing that formulation of videos for y’all one day soon! But these snacks are so fantastic that I couldn’t keep from sharing the blog anyways, and adding the video later.

 

Every single snack I have received in these boxes are absolutely delicious. They’ve sent me all of the snacks I “Liked” and every single one of them has incredible flavors. The cool part is that they barely season certain ingredients, so the natural flavor rings so loudly in the medley of components.

I’m so thankful for the opportunity to appreciate those natural flavor combinations. I never expected a plain dehydrated carrot or beetroot chip to be so darn good!

 

I couldn’t wait any longer to share these with y’all- so the video will come to ya soon 🙂

I try every single snack I’ve received so far, and explain the benefits of using their program!

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You guys, we all love snacks.

I don’t eat full meals everyday. Instead I eat one full meal and three-five snacks through the day and change it up every time. Sometimes it is a pre-made veggie/fruit snack box I prepared, or a quarter of a Chipotle Bowl, or roasted brussel sprouts, or a pb&j. Sometimes I grab these little packs of goodness and take them on-the-go with me.

It’s pretty cool how well they fit into our lifestyle, actually- because we usually wake up & start going. We spend time everyday cleaning, multiple friends come over to smoke / game / long-board everyday, we run errands, attend meetings, visit our shops, conduct photo-shoots, spend time working on the computer, and going for runs. We are always doing something, switching it up every hour or so. It’s the absolutely best when we have prepared food ready, so we can snack on-the-go or once we sit down to relax.

 

So I wanted to share. I also have a “SnackBox” coming, so be ready for that blog & video.

You guys, if you’re as lazy as me with cooking, then this is going to be a life-saver. The ONLY problem I’ve had with this company, is that we eat all 8 snacks in two days. They become priority over everything else that’s prepared, so they go quick! Even my roommates are snacking on them.

 

I’m very thankful to be able to share with you guys our unique codes.

 

Your FIRST & FIFTH box’s are FREE, on Us. 

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Just click below, and use the code “PSEUDO3TB”.

I hope you guys enjoy these Organic Snack Boxes as much as we do 🙂

Thank you SO MUCH for always reading, and signing up for our Newsletter. We appreciate the opportunity to share our knowledge, tips, and free stuff with y’all 😉

Have a wonderful day, i’ll talk to ya soon.

Namaste.

 

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Today’s Video was sponsored by:

Smoak Pipe:

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Get your very own pipe by clicking on our special link and typing in the code—-> Smoak Pipe 60% OFF TODAY!– Use Code: smellbgone until 5/30/18

& make sure you sign up for their email so you can receive the new sales every few days!

You can also purchase it on Amazon.com for fast Prime Shipping!

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Get your FIRST & FIFTH box completely FREE with our code: PSEUDO3TB

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Check out the most beautiful pre-roll cones you will ever lay your eyes on! Beautiful Burns  ON INSTAGRAM offers a wide variety of pretty cones on Amazon.com!

Genius Pipe:

The Genius Pipe is a small, discreet HANDY bowl piece, equipped with a grater for bud, and a deliciously easy to clean bowl. You can rip this as hard as possible and never cough. Prove me wrong, I dare you

P.S. you can receive a whole $20 OFF until 6/10/18 with the Code: GENIUSPIPE20 on the “Classic Gadget

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Welcome back to HUMPDAZE with Victoria!

Today our SPECIAL GUEST is my beautiful assistant Maya 🙂

I hope y’all have had an awesome week! We certainly have enjoyed the warm weather.

In this weeks update, we talk about

  • the possibilities of a new Bull Market
  • the new predictions for crypto-currencies rise/fall patterns
  • Khalid Safi murdered by his girlfriend and the man who wanted her love
  • FabFitFun Summer Box is available for $10 OFF with our unique codes found in our sponsor section down below!!!
  • new health tips from us- How to lose a few pounds before the next HUMPDAZE Vlog
  • 2 FREE GrazeBox’s on us!!!!! Codes below
  • 60% OFF Smoak Pipe Set’s!

Today’s Video was sponsored by:

Smoak Pipe:

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Get your very own pipe by clicking on our special link and typing in the code—-> Smoak Pipe 60% OFF TODAY!– Use Code: smellbgone until 5/30/18

& make sure you sign up for their email so you can receive the new sales every few days!

You can also purchase it on Amazon.com for fast Prime Shipping!

GRAZEBOX:

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Get your FIRST & FIFTH box completely FREE with our code: PSEUDO3TB

FabFitFun:

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Click our unique link  to be able to use the code: BLOOM10 for $10 OFF your  Summer Box 🙂

Beautiful Burns Rolling Papers:

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Check out the most beautiful pre-roll cones you will ever lay your eyes on! Beautiful Burns  ON INSTAGRAM offers a wide variety of pretty cones on Amazon.com!

Genius Pipe:

The Genius Pipe is a small, discreet HANDY bowl piece, equipped with a grater for bud, and a deliciously easy to clean bowl. You can rip this as hard as possible and never cough. Prove me wrong, I dare you

P.S. you can receive a whole $20 OFF until 6/10/18 with the Code: GENIUSPIPE20 on the “Classic Gadget

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Thank you for watching, Namaste Friend

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Beautiful Cones Review

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Hey y’all!

Which is your favorite? Swishers or papers?

Doesn’t matter!

Wanna know why? Because either way, you’re going to enjoy these more!

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Beautiful Cones Rolling Papers is a dope-ass online company that offers Beautiful photography & the best cones ever!

They are made with natural palm pulp, and colored with natural hemp oil mixed with colors. The cones are easy to pack, super slow burning, and gorgeous!

These are available on Amazon.com for only $9.98 per box! Each pretty design includes 6 pre-roll cones & 2 plastic packing tools!

With built in filters, all you have to do is pack the herb into the cone tightly until you’ve reached the size you’d like, and twist the tip closed.

Simple. Easy. Beautiful.

I’m so thankful I get to share these with you guys, because I know you will love them! I fancied these so much after picking some up for special occasions, but now they are everyday use papers 🙂

I had reached out to Kathleen for marketing opportunities & she sent the company 6 boxes so we could properly share them with you guys.

We recorded a review video! Check it out and please subscribe 🙂

Thanks for Reading 🙂

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Hola!

HUMPDAZE weekly vlog is up!

We are kicking off the first of many upcoming Youtube Series  with a vlog update every Wednesday!

In this series we will cover Cannabis & Crypto-Currency news, vlog clips, Pseudo Pharm announcements/ special deals, and EXCLUSIVE deals for the current products we can offer at discounted prices for y’all!

We are awaiting our umbrella lights, so we may start a professional set-up!!

You can get the same one’s here.

During this weeks video, I smoke on my favorite pipe ever, the Smoak Pipe. I got the whole kit, which includes a leather smell-proof case, a spool of hemp-wick, a ceramic dab attachment and a metal cleaning piece. I use it during every video, in between meetings, on the go in the car, chilling with friends, at the park- you name it, I’ve probably brought it.

How can I not? It’s portable, natural, sleek and packs a serious punch.

If y’all head over to his website and sign up for the Smoak Nation Email, you will receive regular sales coupons EXCLUSIVE to email friends. Currently he is running a sale for 60% OFF the Smoak Package deal- which is the same kit I have!

If you’d like to know more before you purchase, here is the Youtube Review I published:

Topics We Cover:

-Ohio Dispensary location announcements

-Kardashian diet’s are bad

-We’re launching a new product line!

-We’ve uploaded about 20 NEW jewelry pieces to the site!

Bitcoin is making everyone cringe

-Book a consulting meeting

Today’s Video was sponsored by:

Smoak Pipe:

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Get your very own pipe by clicking on our special link and typing in the code—-> Smoak Pipe 60% OFF TODAY!– Use Code: smellbgone until 5/30/18

& make sure you sign up for their email so you can receive the new sales every few days!

You can also purchase it on Amazon.com for fast Prime Shipping!

GRAZEBOX:

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Get your FIRST & FIFTH box completely FREE with our code: PSEUDO3TB

FabFitFun:

Customer-Service

Click our unique link  to be able to use the code: BLOOM10 for $10 OFF your  Summer Box 🙂

Beautiful Burns Rolling Papers:

Beautiful-Burns-Rolling-Papers-Pre-Rolled-Cones

Check out the most beautiful pre-roll cones you will ever lay your eyes on! Beautiful Burns offers a wide variety of pretty cones on Amazon.com!

Genius Pipe:

The Genius Pipe is a small, discreet HANDY bowl piece, equipped with a grater for bud, and a deliciously easy to clean bowl. You can rip this as hard as possible and never cough. Prove me wrong, I dare you

P.S. you can receive a whole $20 OFF until 6/10/18 with the Code: GENIUSPIPE20 on the “Classic Gadget

Genius Pipe

Thank you for watching, Namaste Friend

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Smoak Review!

Hey Y’all!

Today were talking about the Smoak Pipe.

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It’s made white Oak wood, infused with Hemp Oil, and coated in Bee’s Wax! It includes a built in ceramic bowl & a leather case equipped with a cleaning piece, ceramic nectar collector attachment, and a spool of Hemp Wick.

The finish is beautiful, the hit is smooth and the whole kit fits into one portable case.

I have literally used this multiple times a day, everyday since it came in the mail. It’s a perfect work, car & park piece because it is so sleek & discreet. I wanted to share it with you guys because this products is AWESOME and Kevin definitely deserves a shout-out.

The company message rocks, the products rock, and his LIVE Instagram feeds are always vibe-y.

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97.7 Radio Station Interview

I had an opportunity arise that was completely unexpected.. and so awesome. So I wanted to share it with you guys 🙂

I’ve recently hired in my first employee, and I started with an assistant, because I need someone who can do a little bit of everything. An assistant to tag along the journey with me to the top of the social media totem pole and make thousands. I needed an OG employee; the first bad-ass worker that helps build this company to the top and sits there to help me hire in the new teams each time we branch out. I waited a few weeks to start the search, because I wanted to really find the right person- and although there’s 100,000 people on the site and social pages every month, I couldn’t guarantee the success of the new hire if I did not know the candidates intellect and motivation.

I stumbled onto Maya sort of by accident.. she had mentioned a work and family problem online, to which I replied jokingly “come work for me”, thinking she would say no. She surprisingly loved the idea, and BOOM. We started the flood of ideas between the two of us. Even before this girl started her first day she was helping me with business tasks & taking dope-ass pictures at events. She is brilliant; coming up with idea after idea for the company, always offering awesome campaigns for social media impressions, and she also takes saucy pictures. Here is example:

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Follow her on Instagram: @pseudodollmaya

She became even more awesome when she called me for an Interview on Springfield Highschool’s Radio Station!

97.7 WNLB play’s great music and conducts interviews of Springfield Alumni.

I had the pleasure of joining her on the station to answer a few questions about my high school experience, life-path and career. It was literally so much fun and I can’t wait until more radio interviews come my way!

Their APP is “WNLB977” on the Apple Store and Google Play Store!

BlueDevilRadio is a great radio station, and the music grows on me every-time I hear it.

Their app gives the song line-up, schedules a platform to listen to the station directly!

Let’s take a look..

“What year did you graduate”

2014

“So being 4 years out of high school, do you think think being an adult on your own is easier than being in High School?”

I want to say yes&no, but My answer is absolutely. Bills and responsibilities are easy once you get the hang of them- and it’s never hard if your making a sufficient income. I think being able to explore the world and grow on your own terms is a huge part to becoming an adult, and I think the thresh-hold of the new opportunities that arise in your early twenties are amazing. It’s sometimes really tough to become yourself when your parents, family and school authorities weigh their collective belief systems down a bit too hard to prepare you.

“What was your biggest expectation post graduation?”

I honestly didn’t expect much- I mean, I’ve always connected with music and entrepreneurship; but I never expected that I would find the knowledge, motivation and support to create a successful life on my own terms. I expected to work high traffic serving jobs while exploring online incomes of any sort. That kind-of snow-balled into creating my own company, Pseudo Pharm, which I use to market campaigns, create content, book photography sessions, offer Crypto-currency & business consultations, and produce my product line.

“What did you decide to do after high school?”

At first I ran away to Center-Ville, where I was finally taught natural health and organic foods. I came back home with that new knowledge, and started Cosmetology School. I absolutely loved it but didn’t vibe with the bad energy most of those women carry and output. I quit halfway through and started working my butt-off serving while also building my own company, so I could create a business with a loving environment.

“If you had to give freshman you advice, what would it be?”

High-school is full of animals, and I strongly suggest tuning into your own energy and not hurting yourself by focusing on the people you do not vibe with. Pay attention in school, appreciate the fact that you have all of this free knowledge at your finger tips. Find the things you enjoy and excel in them. The world after high-school is wide open with opportunity for whatever career calls to you, but it is absolutely up to you to find success in it.

” For you personally, do you think that there is anything Springfield has taught you that you still carry to this day?”

Perseverance. Life is always going to throw curve balls at you, so you need to be determined to press on toward your personal success goals no matter the situation at hand.

“What was your high school experience like?”

Crazy. I was fed GMO’s and terrible habits, and wasn’t sure how to read energies or communicate properly, so I had a small circle of friends at all times. I focused on the things I enjoyed, like art and music, worked to keep my grades up and prepared myself for the after-life of Highschool so I could become the person I really wanted to be.

“How long did attended Springfield schools?”

From third grade until I graduated in 2014, and before that I was at Swanton. So, about 10 years.

“Do you still keep in contact with anyone you went to school with?”

Only a select few people, most of them from band. My friends Andrew Ha. and John He. stuck around for years, I’ve stayed in contact with Veronika Sh., Hailey Sz., and Emily B. on Snapchat,  and Kara A. just recently came back into my life through my company.

“What do you think your biggest achievement was during the years you attended Springfield?”

My grades and band. Even through all of the sickness, missed school days, bullying and family bull-crap I managed a good GPA and excelled in the music industry. I was very proud of that.

The recording will be up for the next few weeks on 97.7 WNLB every hour on the half-hour. Tune in for the saucy-ness 🙂

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So many entrepreneurs are making money online now-a-days. It is so possible to live life enjoying the things you love & sharing it with the world- as long as you know how to use social media to your advantage.

We follow so many successful online entrepreneurs that make a living doing just that… 

They can wake up everyday and make 1000s just by making phone calls, writing, and marketing. Bella Thorne can make $10,000-$25,000 per social media post. Imagine being able to plan 5 posts a day just to make $100,000- not including running campaigns, merchandise, products, affiliations, movies, etc.

By the way, if you haven’t checked out Bella Thorne’s new Filthy Fangs Record label & Dope Merchandise, Give a Glance: It’s pretty Epic.

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All you have to do is find what you’re good at and consistently share it on the correct forums, with the correct back-links to make money on the impressions.

How do you go about starting this type of career though?

If you haven’t been given the necessary knowledge, or searched for it yourself- it can be very hard to start up on your own. However, once you acquire the knowledge, it’s easy from there.

“Do you want to start making money to pay bills on your own accord, but find yourself stumped on which steps to take first?”

We have almost three years experience building social accounts, product lines, marketing campaigns, investment opportunities and more- reaching about 1M people last year- so we are incredibly excited to share with you guys a few of our favorite tips and tricks along the way.

We have recently contacted a few of our favorite bloggers, models and business owners to crack their code on social media marketing.



Today we are speaking with Elena Rodriguez; California Instagram Sensation!

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She has brought herself to success on Instagram alone with NO Managers or investors!

She travels to local festivals & shops to promote companies and their products while having a good time and smoking! Who wouldn’t want to do that!

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Let’s take a behind the scene look at Elena’s path to success…

“When did you start this career?”

When I was 18

“What inspired you to follow this path?”

 I saw a bunch of women becoming successful on Instagram, and it inspired me to do it myself. I just started posting and it took off from there. I’ve since sponsored different events, companies and products like SootheLife CBD Vape Pens.

“You have worked as an advocate for many companies/ products for quite some time now. What has been your favorite company to work with?”

Currently I’m enjoying campaigning for BudBoys E Juice, SootheLife CBD Cape Pens, & Push Trees on my Instagram!

“You only utilize Youtube & Instagram to spread the name Duchess, but what enticed you to use those two marketing platforms? Have they proved successful for your intentions?”

 They were the first one’s I dabbled with and they have proven to be very sufficient. I grew very quickly over the last few years, and haven’t needed to branch out. I like the easy-use of the posting platform to get content out as well.

“Are you working for a modeling agency, or managing yourself?”

  Nope, I’ve done it all myself, contacting company owners, visiting events and creating the necessary content.

“Do you have any success advice for our fellow stone-y entrepreneurs?”

Just go for it. I jumped in and found success quickly, so find what you like and just start doing it. So many people are making money online now; it’s almost impossible not to yourself, as long as you have the drive.

“That was wonderful, thank you. Well, everybody that wraps it up today, thank you for tuning into PseudoPharm’s LIVE Instagram Interview with Elena. Have a wonderful day.”

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Tips To Travel Like A PRO!

Hello Fellow Earth Dwellers.

Today I will show you how to become a PRO Traveler! I have been seriously missing the road-trips with Tyler lately, and it’s just at the cusp of the season to do so. There is a lot of us who want to travel, but feel as if they can’t or just do not understand how easy it is. I’d like to be the advocate to show y’all just how capable each of you are to take affordable trips once in a while.

Tyler and I usually take 20-25 small vacations during the warm months, because our favorite thing to do together is to pack up and drive somewhere to meditate and hike. We frequent Hocking Hills because it is the best hiking spot in all of Ohio, full of beautiful scenery no matter where ya go.

Once on a trip with my brothers, we went off trail on the mountaintop to climb down the cliff-side through large cracks, hanging trees, and tilted rocks until we reached the bottom. We were literally 30 yards away from the trail at the bottom of the mountain but hit a drop on the cliff-side that was too large, which  had zero sturdy hanging trees to climb down- so we went all the way back up the mountain for another hour and finished the trail. It was quite comical, and a wonderful time.

I have here a compilation of all our favorite tips to live by when we travel (because it’s often, so this has helped a lot). Our lives have been so much easier and trips are less stressful, always. I’d like to share these tips with you guys today, and also encourage y’all to take more vacations. Follow these guidelines to start traveling with ease today!

I’d love to hear what tips y’all have, and if you send them here we can feature them on our social media 🙂

How To Travel Like A PRO!

  • Pack light! Taking a trip is 100x easier if you pack only essentials.

My mother is a mom, after all- so she would pack everything in the house to prepare the family for vacationing. She would tell us to pack two days before and bring one of everything. It was cute.

As an adult whom now transports my own baggage, I’ve learned that you can pack way smarter to have an easier time along the trip there and back.

Tyler and I share 1 book-bag for all clothes, toiletries and personals. (Chargers, books, entertainment, etc) and 1 box of food or other items. That’s usually it.



  • Pack non-perishable foods. This makes transport and clean-up very easy, and saves money on food. We pack canned beans, vegetables, fruits and soups. We like to bring dried fruits, nuts, and chips for snacks, and one case of water for every person attending the trip.
  • Pack hiking clothes. I don’t know about you, but Tyler and I always end up finding a place to hike or walk. If there is a trail, we gravitate towards it. So one thing I’ve learned is definitely bring clothes to do so- otherwise your nice stuff becomes gunked.
  • Pack a filtered water bottle. Whether you are camping or in an unfamiliar place, clean water may not always be available. We have seriously appreciated having a water bottle to filter out all fluoride, metals and toxins in any water we come across.
  • You can utilize a large Adidas bag to your advantage- the middle compartment is large enough to fit any clothes and personal items and there are two large side pockets to fit anything else you need, i.e. toiletries and entertainment
  • Always bring a few stones/crystals. We have a large collection, and multiple sets of favorites for different needs, frequencies or meditations. One of the most important things we try to remember is whatever stones feel right at the time. I once thought I had forgotten to pick out a few for a Florida trip (it was my first time flying and they’re comforting in meditation) but while boarding the plane I found my two favorite rocks in my purse! It was an amazing accident, and I held tight to them the rest of the trip. Stones regulate and cleanse energy, while attracting the right kind. You never know when you’ll need them, so always grab a few!
  • If you are going on a Business trip, pack smart! An inter-changeable packing method is essential here, because you need multiple types of clothing; as well as business supplies most of the time.

The trick is this:

  • 2 Shirts
  • 1 Jacket/ Blazer
  • 1 Cardigan
  • 1 Skirt
  • 2 Pairs of pants
  • 1 Dress
  • 2 Pairs of shoes (One hiking, one cute)

These 10 items will easily last you a week of outfits! Mix and match everything into easily 10 different outfits. Fold items as you’re done so clean-up and packing is way easier. Then you can pack one workout set and one sleep set.

  • If you struggle with travel anxiety, try a few meditation/breathing methods- or even a good book!  The distraction of getting lost in a story, or breathing the body into relaxation will effectively calm the mind and ease the process. Focusing on the anxiety usually results in a head or stomach ache, so I’ve found that these methods help ease symptoms before it gets to that point.
  • If you’re traveling by plane, I highly recommend Flights Mojo because we’ve had awesome experiences every-time! We can easily sift through the cheapest/best flights and book with a click of a finger!
  • We always use Booking.com for our hotels and cabins. We like to stay in the upper-class options, and they have an awesome selection of both the high and low end stays. Choose from the best prices compiled on one site! It’s always super convenient and easy to book! They give you a calendar for each listing to check availability without calling, and you can choose your dates by sliding your finger! No phone calls and no waiting.



  • We use our Pseudo Brand Castile soaps for travel. We only need two small 4 oz. bottles and voila!
  1. Laundry Detergent
  2. Dish Soap
  3. Shampoo
  4. Body Wash
  5. Multi-Purpose Cleaner/ Disinfectant

ALL TAKEN CARE OF! No buying supplies while on vacation, only to throw them away. No carrying a huge bag of toiletries just for all of these things. NOPE. One. Single. Soap.  Two small bottles for all five products 🙂 This has literally been amazing for us.

  • If you wear make-up, pack lightly. So many women bring cases of make-up, and it makes my eyes roll. Unless you need it for your job or something that literally entitles many people needing that much make-up, then why are you bringing it? Maybe 10 of those 100 products will be used. So this tip is to pack lightly. Only bring the necessities: 1 Mascara, 1 Eye shadow palette (small), 1 Lipstick, 1 Blush/Contour Bronzer, and if you can help it: no powder/ foundation. I know some can’t live without it, but if you can- do. It is healthier for your skin, safer for your luggage (Breaking bottles really sucks) and saves space.

*Ticket prices are starting  from the Detroit Metro Airport!

Best Travel Destinations

This is a wonderful place to go if you need a break from the world, but do not have a lot of cash on hand. The drive into the city is amazing, and any hotel or cabin you rent will be absolutely beautiful and surrounded by trails to walk on for days and days. With a short drive you can reach the main focal points of Hocking Hills such as Old Man’s Cave and Conkles Hallow, which are great spots to start on. We enjoy going off trail anywhere we go, and this is the best place to do so- but BE CAREFUL. Any step could be a drop into a crack, cave or sink hole- and you do NOT want to fall.

For us: $40 in gas

This is a beautiful place to go as well. You are right next to a Colorado City, which is laced with awesome places to visit- and you are a short drive from the mountains and scenery! The thing about Colorado, is that no matter where you go- there is scenery. Especially for someone who grew up on flat Ohio land and only visited Hocking Hills. Enjoy the quiet serenity, while enjoying beautiful hikes through the high energy mountains.

Round-Trip flight: $445

Florida is the first ever place I have flown to, and It is one of my favorite trips to this day. There is deep sea fishing, which is absolutely amazing. I’m terrified of boats, but it was so beautiful and fun that I got over it quickly and enjoyed fishing for grunts. Someone even caught a huge orange squid! My boyfriend’s beautiful cousin Sara, pictured below, captured an incredible picture holding the beast! She handled that slithering beauty like a pro! I was nervous to even tough it, so I was pretty proud. We ended up catching a bucket full of grunt fish, and cooked homemade tacos for dinner!

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Florida has an air boat ride which takes you down the river into a spring to swim and drink delicious, naturally filtered water.

They also have delicious food, everywhere. Even rest-stops are filled with Starbuck’s, Pizza Hut and local fancy Thai, Mexican and sushi.

Oh, and the strip malls! All top brands, like Gucci, Vera Bradley, Versace, Forever 21, and Gap send over-stock to malls like these for up to 70% off!

Panama City, Florida round-trip flight: $445 but if you catch tickets at the right time, they go down to $60 round-trip!

This is a beautiful state, full of history, beauty, and awesome attractions. For example, you should check out the Georgia Aquarium, Atlanta Botanical Garden, or Rock city.

Round-Trip Tickets: $1101.85

This is an obvious one. Italy is absolutely exquisite, and you can back-pack through to see the architecture, mountains, cities and vast beauty. The hotels are amazing and the cities adorable. This is a beautiful honey-moon destination.

Round-trip Flight Tickets: $2643.07



Definitely check out Corks, Crafts & Canvases LLC in Reidville, South Carolina! You can relax, drink wine, eat delicious appetizers while learning to paint a beautiful canvas! I absolutely love the concept, an the shop is gorgeous! Their prices are un-beatable! Grab the whole group and enjoy a nice evening out 🙂 The scenery here is beautiful, and SC offers huge mountains and awesome national parks!

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Jessica Booth, of GIRL has formulated a perfect chart to deciding what to pack!

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You’ll never over-pack again!

Traveling can be small or large scale, and both types of vacations are always worth it!

So, what tips do you have for traveling like a pro? We’d love to hear them! Add us on social media and send your tips to Twitter or Instagram and we will share it here.

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Apple Cinnamon Oats

 

Healthy Breakfast Recipe

 

 

Easy, healthy, quick and delicious.

My mother always tried to get me to eat oats as a child, but the texture always got to me. I learned as an adult with widespread taste-buds that when made correctly, oats are absolutely delicious!

 

There are a few pointers, though:

  • Do not use boxed brands, instead grab the real oats. Rolled or steel cut is what you’d be looking for. We prefer organic brands, such as Simple Truth.
  • If you are allergic to dairy and soy, almond milk is a delicious substitute.
  • Do not overcook the oats, as they will become mushy. There is supposed to be a light bite to them still.
  • Use low heat on the range, because this can burn easily.
  • You can use different mixtures of fruits, sweeteners like honey or agave, spices like cinnamon or nutmeg, and toppings such as nuts or dried fruits! Our favorite ingredients are: Apple, Walnuts, Dragon-fruit, Blueberries, Strawberries, Banana, Almonds, Raisins, Cranberries, and more!

And you know what is awesome? I receive fruits & veggies in the mail every week, so the mix changes according to what they send me. It’s pretty neat!

 

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If you are struggling to eat fresh produce everyday, this is the easiest way to implement it into your diet. Just choose your favorites online, and wait for the surprise mixture every time you need it! Dinner regularly becomes different exciting dishes (We follow an “Around The World” rule: a different country every week.) and our shopping has never been easier. We get the big box, because our entire diet revolves around produce- so the 4 trips to the store every week has gone down to 1-2!!

Anyone can make Breakfast Oats with ease, and the one-pot clean-up makes for an awesome morning breakfast before you rush out.

 

 

Here is what you need:

  • 1/2 c Milk
  • 1/4 c Oats
  • 1 tbsp Cinnamon
  • 1 tbsp Butter
  • 1 Apple
  • 1/4 c Walnuts
  • 2 tbsp Honey, for drizzling

 

 

 

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Step 1: Add the milk & butter, and bring to a rolling boil.
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Step 2: Add the oats & cinnamon, and turn the heat to low.
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Step 3: Cover and let simmer for approx. 10 minutes, or until the milk is absorbed. Stir occasionally to make sure this does not stick during this step.
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Step 4: Core & chop 1/2 of the apple, and add it to the pan along with 1/2 of the walnuts, and stir.
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Add the rest of the apple & walnuts for toppings, along with honey drizzle, cinnamon, raspberries- and maybe a little whip-cream 😉

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Jalapeno Poppers

How amazing are the Jalapeno Poppers whenever you find them on a menu? We have been ordering at oasis a lot lately, specifically for the poppers, and I sort-of had an epiphany.

I make everything from home, so why not these?

We always have them on hand, and most of the other ingredients as well- since I’ve been sushi obsessed.

The boys wouldn’t put these down! I had them sneaking into the kitchen to grab one while I wasn’t looking throughout the whole process of cooking and photographing the poppers. Within minutes they were totally gone.

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Let me tell you…

There is nothing better than a homemade Jalapeno Popper, Bro.

The flavor is spicy, the crunch is still present in the nearly fresh jalapeno, and the price is 1/3 what you normally pay!!!

We picked up a lb of jalapenos, which is around 15, for only $2 and all of the other ingredients we had at home. You can literally make 30 poppers for around $5! How unbelievable is that shit when you pay $9 for 7 poppers anywhere else? That is so booty. I will never go back and since I have found our new favorite late-night snack food, I thought I’d share with y’all 🙂

What You Need:

  • 1 lb Jalapenos
  • 6-8 oz Cream Cheese

For Breading:

  • 1/2 c Flour
  • 1 tsp Baking Soda
  • 1 tbsp Salt
  • 1 tbsp Pepper
  • 1/4-1/2 c Milk (Depending on consistency)

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  1. Cut jalapenos in half, and core each half.
  2. Whisk cream cheese for better pliability, and fill each jalapeno half. Smooth the cheese around the edges of the pepper, to limit messes.
  3. Freeze for 1 hour.
  4. In the mean time, add all breading ingredients to a bowl, and whisk until every chunk is broken down. Refrigerate for 1 hour as well.
  5. Once both are cold, Heat a pot of oil on medium heat. Coat each popper and drop into oil. Fry 3-4 at a time only, unless you have a larger fryer. Once they float, they’re done- you do not want cream cheese to leak out.
  6. Set onto a paper-towel to dry excess oils, and enjoy!

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Fortnite 101: The Ultimate Guide

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Hey y’all!

So there’s this new disease going around called “Fortnite Battle Royal” and I’d like to talk about it today!

Now, if you like first or third person shooter games; this game is The Tits.

Much like doughnuts, every-time you are satisfied and think you’re done for the night- it sucks you right back in with one look 🍩

The game has building techniques involved, different ranking weapons (which I was first introduced to with Borderlands Pre-Sequel and LOVE). The terrain is vast and filled with opportunity to snipe Bitches, improve your skills, play competitively on the leader boards and upgrade your levels!

Ive searched and searched for a decent Fortnite guide, but every single one has been over simplified and filled with common knowledge- so I wanted to compile a guide with all of the good stuff. The “golden chest items”, if I may.

 

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Fortnite 101: The Ultimate Guide

Here you will find:

  • The best classes, grouped by play-style
  • Busy/quiet places around the map
  • Strategy tips/ How to stay alive
  • The best loot drops
  • The best hidden drop points

 

 

First of all, let’s talk about Class options. Epic Games offers many different weapons in Fortnite, which can inter mix to completely different ways of playing. I use a more aggressive tactic than Tyler does; he likes to usually avoid contact and make his way into the circle. These different styles can be emphasized or weakened by the gun choices! Here are a few of the best class options for our favorite play-styles!

Classes:

 

Sniper & a Shotgun or Silenced Handgun

This is the class I use the most. Great for an aggressive style. These are common weapons usually, so you can loot up quickly and run along to get kills for upgraded snipers and side weapons. You can quickly shotgun an enemy from close range, and silenced handguns offer a mid-range attack while minimizing the noise. Snipers are important while moving into the circle because you will find yourself in wide open spaces often, and finding an enemy in the distance is too common to not practice ranged skills. If you can snipe while they are moving in, it’s less people you’ll encounter close range once in the circle.

Sniper & an Assault Rifle

This is also pretty awesome if you can find rare or legendary items. This offers high damage and wide range capabilities, but also has its dis-advantages. You definitely want to grab a grenade or shotgun if you carry this class because neither the sniper nor the assault rifle is going to help you in close range. The accuracy at mid and long range is quite helpful though, so if you like to stay in high or open areas this class is awesome to catch passing enemies.

Assault Rifle & a Shotgun

If you like to run in tight, hidden corners all the way through the game and go from place to place looting and hiding.. this is the class for you. The Assault rifles are accurate and pretty decent mid-long range. The shotgun offers heavy spray damage, which is especially nice if you always aim at the head. I can’t tell you how many times a dude shot gunned me in the head and I had no chance. This class is missing a long range weapon, which is pretty essential in this game, unless you always manage to be in close quarters. I definitely suggest swapping out a slot for a grenade/rocket launcher or grenades. These will help you tear down forts, as Assault rifles and shotguns are pretty useless unless you’re close to the base or have a Scar of high rank.

Assault Rifle & a Handgun

This is a serious balls-to-the-wall method of play, as you have zero long range. But the guns are accurate and effective. This is awesome if you like to stay in close quarters where a lot of enemies go. Movement speed is highest with a handgun and the damage is decent if you aim well. The key to this method is quick draw and always aim for the head. Again, the disadvantage here is range, so you may want to sacrifice a slot for grenades or a launcher for any barriers, long distance engagements or towers.

Shotgun & Handgun

Oh man, is this play-style fun. I ALWAYS take grenades with me until I find a legendary launcher- because this style gets intense. This is awesome for looters, because they are always caught up in buildings and tight corners. The shotgun offers serious damage to anyone daring to come find you, and the handgun offers a slight range, and maneuverability for when you need to turn around and “boop” someone in the head real quick. I would only carry this class if you get super lucky on the drops. Purple and legendary pistols only are suggested here, and you definitely want to carry a green pump or purple tactical.



Map:

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The map is a huge collective of towns, neighborhoods, business’ and ruins. Loot is spread randomly throughout different drop points, and there is unlimited opportunity to change up the strategy every time.

Busiest Places:

  • Tilted Towers
  • Snobby Shores
  • Pleasant Park
  • Greasy Grove
  • Retail Row

Quiet Places:

  • If you’re lucky, Pleasant Park
  • Junk Junction
  • Moisty Mire
  • Wailing Woods
  • Tomato Town

What To Do If:

You want to hide:

  1. Take the scenic routes like the outskirts of the river and field areas dotted with trees to stay away from most of the traffic.
  2. Set up a 1×1 room that is raised above the ground on at least 3 walls, and put a trap on the ceiling. Then… put a legendary on the floor. Evil, right? But effective.
  3. A quiet weapon class is going to be your best option to surprise any passer-by’s.
  4. Grenades are fun 😉 You don’t give away your position and it deals a butt-load of damage.
  5. Stay in the trees and bushes, always move from point to point and check your area.
  6. Traps are your friend!

You want to go balls-out:

  1. Open spaces like fields, bridges and meadows are best. Try to stay where you know traffic is flowing, and always run into the sound of bullets to engage.
  2. Drop popular places and get a gun as soon as possible.
  3. Don’t be greedy; get decent loot and move on. You will kill people with a legendary, rare and health pack. Pick up any along the way so you can have health obviously, but once your class has a weapon, health and shields- move on and don’t keep looking. Characters die late in the game while looting most of the time. Be the guy finding the looters and catching them by surprise; you can easily make your way to first place that way.
  4. The storm isn’t your enemy unless you have no way to reach the circle in time. But most of the time, if you have health packs you’re going to make it. Even if you can get a kill on the way, they will most likely have health packs so you can make it to the circle. If you grab quick loot and go, you can post up where you know traffic will flow on the map towards the circle and catch them off guard. If you are stuck in the storm, this is a great advantage to find enemies that are panicking and most likely won’t survive an ambush.

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Best Loot Locations:

  • Loot Lake:

This is in the center of the map, almost always in the circle for a while, and also incredibly busy sometimes. However, there is almost always a chest or great loot in the house, and a chest is down in the cave underneath the hill. There are also a few boats in the water that have chests with awesome loot in them. Beware, as you’re either going to get lucky and have no one land; or you’ll have every-one land here. Thankfully, people are considerably distracted by Tilted Towers right now, as popular Youtuber Muselk and his buddies have made it “The Spot to be” for skilled gamer’s. In one episode, he and his friends drop with every enemy in the game in Tilted Towers and last to 5 PEOPLE!

  • Pleasant Park:

It is easy to land on a house and grab decent loot to surprise the guy next door with. You can easily loot the whole neighborhood at one time by letting everyone kill each other off and making your way through; plucking off enemies to grab their loot and move into the circle. They did the work for you, how awesome. Sometimes you are alone, and this is awesome as well because every house has a chest or two, and there are up to two random chest spawns in the area! You can quickly set yourself up for success and move on in the game without the need to loot again by starting at Pleasant.

  • Wailing Woods:

There is a house at the tip of Wailing Woods, right next to the shore. There is almost always a chest or two, and three floors of loot. You have a great advantage from here to move into the circle, as most of your trek is through tree’s.

  • Snobby Shores:

If you are skilled enough to pluck off enemies that land near you, or get lucky and land alone, you can grab everything you need at Snobby. Most of the time there is 5-10 chests, a secret loot spot, and a plethora of Rare and Epic items to choose from.

  • Tilted Towers:

While it is super dangerous currently to start in Tilted, it is a great start and finish if you can battle your way out. There is almost always a few chests, Epic’s, and Legendary’s. You have high and low ground to utilize to your advantage, as well as wide streets or tight corners inside the buildings. There is a lot of building opportunity around here, and you will often see huge forts or building between sky-scrapers.

Strategy Tips:

  • Stick to the outskirts of the map and busy area’s to avoid heavy traffic
  • Always engage! This is the key to improving your skills and winning every-time. You need to be ready to play aggressively. None of the pussy shit. Pardon my french 🙂
  • Taking high ground will give you the upper hand and also help you with improving aim because the drop effect does not apply when you’re higher up.
  • Building during combat is essential at times; as is can save your butt if there are shots being fired. However, building a huge base is dangerous; especially late in game. People usually have a purple/ legendary scar or a launcher of some sort- which will mow down any tower you may have. Imagine dying from fall damage (insert eye roll).

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  • When applicable, crouch to shoot. It will decrease your need to move the cursor around the enemy and also make it harder in certain situations to shoot you. Especially when you encounter jumpers.
  • Hug all corners. Hug trees, mountainsides, buildings, walls inside buildings, etc. Taking the wide corners make it easier for enemies to shoot you. Instead try hugging so you can pop in and out of the corner if an enemy surfaces.
  • When shooting, do not move the cursor vertical up and down at all. Only left to right, even if they are jumping. They have to come down from every jump, and while they are re-adjusting their aim- you have your cursor ready to shoot as they land right into it every time.
  • Remember that guns follow the drop rule, If you are aiming up or far away, the bullets will drop as they go further. If you do not take this into consideration, you could hit much lower than expected, thus not dealing enough damage, or any at all. I’ve learned that anything 50-100 meters uses the first notch, and anything up to 200 uses the second. You do not have to over estimate the drop with sniper’s because unless you’re over 400-600 meters, it doesn’t usually use the third, fourth or fifth notches.
  • Always aim for the head. You will do the most damage, which is key to getting the upper hand in combat; especially if you’re not the best at hitting every shot dealt.
  • Jumping deliberately lowers your aim in the game. Not only is it set up that way, but moving up and down like that will throw anyone off. It is helpful in certain situations, but definitely dangerous in most if you do not have perfect aim.
  • Always bait a drop box before you hit it. The likely-hood of someone else seeing it before you is high, and they will most likely try to grab it if they do not see you. Once they open it, let loose. Preferably with a sniper if you have it. You then receive their loot and the crate’s loot. Boom.
  • When you hear an enemy close, stop and listen for a moment if you can. Most often you can tell if they are to the left, right, or back side of you, and get the drop on them that way.
  • Don’t panic when you engage with an enemy. Calmness brings better decision making. They are more scared than you unless they’ve mastered this skill, so focus on aim, not running away.
  • Here’s a big one: Don’t Die! *Courtesy of Plumbotron on PS4*
  • Bushes offer extra shields, but make you incredibly vulnerable. We like to call those people “Bush Bitches” Don’t be a Bush Bitch.

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Secret Chests:

There are many spots players neglect that contain 2-5 chests. Some even 8. Here are the one’s Tyler and I have found so far that may help you out a lot.

  1. Location: Snobby Shores

*Courtesy of XxInkJoyxX on PS4*

Where: Far left house, near the entrance to the basement is a bookcase with a hidden room behind it.

Pros:

  • Contains 1-3 chests
  • 1-4 ammo crates
  • Always decent floor loot

Cons:

  • Most popular house in Snobby
  • Hard location to leave unseen

2. Location: Tilted Towers

*Courtesy of Bonecollllector on PS4*

Where: In the pawn shop there is a bookcase with an entrance to a basement behind it.

Pros:

  • Contains 1-2 chests
  • Usually 1-2 Ammo crates

Cons:

  • Tilted is the most populated area in the game
  • This is a hard area to leave unseen
  • This is a well-known spot for seasoned players and popular Youtuber’s

3. Location: Greasy Grove

Where: In the outdoor store, there is a staircase that has a wall behind it with a hidden room.

Pros:

  • This is an easy chest to access
  • There is other chests around the building and decent floor loot
  • There is almost always a shotgun the the left immediately entering the store

Cons:

  • Many noobs spawn here
  • Breaking down the wall makes noise that is able to be heard all around this area

4. Location: Retail Row

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Where: The dog house to the back right of the far white house, which has the upper balcony.

Pros:

  • This is an easy chest to drop on and have an upper hand, as the dog house is mined in two clicks instead of 3-5.

Cons:

  • This is out in the open
  • This is a relatively popular drop area

5. Location: Moisty Mire

Where: Behind the large tree in the center of the swamp.

Pros:

  • This is a non-popular drop area
  • There is a surplus of wood, so mining resources is easy from the start
  • This is a quick & easy chest to grab

Cons:

  • This is a difficult area to get out of, as it is surrounded by water. Moving into the circle quickly is important here, because unless you build over the water you’re going to be treading mud for a while
  • There is few loot spots in this area
  • The loot here is spread out among the water

6. Location: Fatal Fields

Where: Hidden cave behind fatal fields by the small river. There is a chest on either the left or right side cave.

Pros:

  • Easy to find
  • Easy/ quick to access

Cons:

  • Out in the open
  • Next to Fatal Fields, which isn’t very dense with loot. Maybe a chest or two.

 

Do you have any tips or hidden chests that aren’t added? Share them with us HERE and we will add them to the post with credit to YOU! We will even include a link to your social media or gamer-tag if you’d like.

Good Luck!

 



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How to make $1000 Extra/ Month

 

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What is your New Year goal? Probably to be a money making bad-ass this year. Right? Same. But working the latest dead-end job is proving to be tiring and not worth it.

Here’s what you need to do. Scratch everything off your To-Do list and follow this one:

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Don’t continue this year listening to the worldwide drama, wasting your time working mundane soul-killing jobs to make ends meet. Say good-bye to the haters who are un-motivated to be a Big $$ Baller, and start working for yourself.

In all seriousness though, there is always room for a few hours of computer work in the week! Even 5-10 hours set aside for productive internet time can prove beneficial financially and eventually lead you to a path of working full-time from home!

“How nice it would be..” to work from the comfort of your own bedroom or home office- and eventually a tropical place that you were paid to stay 🙂 These jobs are sure-fire ways to make $$ once you are accepted! As long as you find the time to complete the tasks you signed up for- there is money to be made!  There are so many  Apps and services that you can utilize to reach an easy extra $1/ month that it’s crazy! You just have to find them.

So many people are coming to us about how we fund the Pseudo Pharm Ad campaigns going around. Well, my friends: this is it! These money making options bring enough cash to effectively market my company!

I’ve compiled a few of my favorite side hustles so you guys can make extra money too!

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Surveys:

These are trusted websites that payout for your time completing surveys, testing products, or completing tasks. How simple!

Complete tasks, enter receipts, download content, and share links to make SwagBucks, which cam be redeemed through Gift Cards. This is one of the most used and advertised- because it is the most trusted- people easily make $800 on here alone!

Receive products in the mail to share and review online to earn $3 per survey! You can leave reviews on different rating sites, create posts on social media, and share with your friends.

Review the newest up-coming products to steer Popular companies and Government entities in the right direction! Every company wants to see the reaction their product brings before they launch it countrywide, so they will send out prototypes or a small percent of the initial inventory to consumers willing to review and share their brand!

This website is the most user-friendly, and easily navigated. You can earn for answering poll’s, completing survey’s, and even setting up your profile!

Same deal here. Companies pay for your insights on their products! Talk about your favorite Brands on social media such as Twitter, Facebook or Tumblr to make money on the side- Super Simple. I honestly utilize this to pay for business clothing!

  • Shop Tracker:

    Here’s a way to be a baller this year: Earn money every time you spend money. Crazy, right? Not anymore, because everyone shops online! Why not receive cash-back every-time you do? All you have to do is link your Amazon account and start earning. Every single time you purchase something online, $$ back gets deposited! It’s a seriously great way to earn extra side cash. Especially for someone like me, who purchased thousands of products online for Pseudo Pharm.


  • VIP Voice:

This one is pretty cool, because you can complete surveys to be entered to win Trips! Receive random trips for free if you take the time once-twice a week to fill out surveys! How awesome would it be to open your email and see you’re going to Tahiti, Ireland or Mexico! 😍 I have only been using it for two weeks, and I’ll let y’all know the progress in a month! My mom has been doing PCH religiously for, like, 5 years now and hasn’t received any sort of winnings, and this has proven very promising for 1000s of consumers!

 

This is a platform used all across the world to bring together citizens to answer polls about the country and current issues. You can stay up-to-date with current politics, history, and the views of our people while also offering your own opinion every time!

Earn points and turn the cash into gift cards just for answering surveys about products you use, or even  your stance on the world. Offer any opinion you’d like to get out there, because their message is for the people, by the people. You can talk about popular companies, political updates, current music, popular artists, fashion, financial topics, and more with millions of people who want to answer! And you EARN CASH FOR IT!

E-Poll provides a convenient online forum for users to express their opinions on a variety of issues that affect their daily life. E-poll’s goal is to give users an effective tool to project their voice through interactive surveys. Users earn valuable reward points that can be cashed in for gift cards or other exciting stuff when they become an E-Poll member.

If you’d like to earn Gift cards for your opinion; click here.

They have different offers for consumers under 25 and consumers over 25 years of age.

Teach Online:

These are companies hiring online teachers to host the classes offered to consumers looking to learn English and any other subjects! You can easily become a teacher; some hire even without experience! Begin working full-time or part-time, and with completely flexible hours.

-Bachelor’s Degree required

-7.5 hrs a week required

-Pays $14-22/ hr



-Pays $8-39/hr depending on your qualifications and experience

-Minimum graduate degree and some teaching experience required

-At least 4 hours a day

-No experience required

-Pays $10.20/hr

-No minimum work hour limit

They offer SAT, ACT and Math prep classes for students

-At least two years of teaching or tutoring experience

-Composite 28 on the ACT or a 650 on the SAT Math and SAT Verbal/CR

-Bachelor’s Degree and 6 work hours a week required

Are you super in-the-know about a topic? This platform allows teachers and instructors to create their own courses and sell/host them through their site! There are millions of students enrolled on Udemy just waiting to buy your course!

  • Enroll:

    This is a Program similar to Udemy that brings worldwide students and teachers together to teach unique classes.

Apply here.

Website Tester:

New websites are being built all the time. Everyday, there are 1000s of companies looking for testers to check the sites productivity, layout and response times. These sites offer online training and an easy platform to review each site with!

  • UserTesting:

    Companies sign up on this site to offer a limited amount of user testers to make money using the site! You make $10/ test completed, and it takes about a 1/2 hour to complete each one. You can sign up here.

Virtual Assistant:

This is an online job that is completed through a platform that you are typically employed under. You can create a profile and edit a portfolio to showcase everything you have to offer. From there you can utilize the database of job offerings posted on the site and apply with a click of a button. The employer will contact you with files, tasks, and emails! The jobs differ from company to company, as some need writers for email automation, some need writers to create the body of articles, and some need personal assistants for all sorts of daily tasks. This is a super easy way to make extra money, because most of it can be done on your phone or computer, anywhere and at anytime! Most tasks available aren’t even hard!



Brand Ambassador:

Start posting pictures all over social media wearing/using your favorite Brands, with a link to purchase. You can build a large following on multiple different sites, eventually contact your favorite companies with proof that you have the following and shares to make sales, and make money by effectively placing promotions and links. You can then make $$ from commission sales on all purchases made through your links, and get PPC payments just for showing your favorite products! Some companies even send free products to their top ambassadors to market and host Giveaway’s. We are working with a few top clothing brands for scheduled content- and already have multiple posts featuring our favorite products.

Here are a few examples:

  1. The Adam’s Adventure’s
  2. Italian Marble Necklace
  3. Bath Bombs

Amazon:

Amazon offers many money making options, and all of them are easy! These are especially nice if you are outputting content or affiliating any sort of products. Some of the many ways to make money through Amazon include:

    • Ad Placements You make a 10% commission on all sales made through the Ads placed into your content
    • CSA- Customer Service Associate: Answer phone calls & work in a chat room for $10/hr
    • 10% sales commission on all sales

You can find all of the necessary links to apply here at the amazon signup.

U.Cash:

  • Earn 272 U.Cash for signing up!
  • Earn for spreading the word-50 U.Cash for each referral.
  • Complete tasks such as Linking Twitter, Facebook and other social media sites for various amounts of coin.
  • Share on your site to earn! For every promotional video, ad placement and blog you create, there’s cash to earn.
  • Download available apps to earn.
  • Post on social media- for every linked post or ad post you can earn!
  • You EVEN earn for transferring cash amount from USD to U.Cash. You make money for moving money!!! These are called Converters, and there are three options: You can convert as a retail store, online from your laptop, or in person. Sign up here.



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Social Media Schedule

Do you need a boost for traffic?

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Looking for tips to use social media for higher impressions? Use this guide to start using Social Media the RIGHT way and explode your business/website today!

I’ve been using social media for different types of business marketing ever since I can remember. Upon starting this business I’ve discovered hundreds of new techniques, sources, apps, plugins, and more- readily expanding my knowledge every single day.

This has been a long journey so far, and a shit load to learn.

Oh, don’t you worry- this has also been absolutely amazing and I have continued to love every part of this type of career. Every-day is wonderful and liberating; full of knowledge, hard work and personal growth.

There are so many ways to make money that I’ve never even imagined- so much so that some entrepreneurs become walking money machine’s; making money while they sleep!

I mean think about it, if you have thousands of readers and customers every day, all clicking through the pages, articles, books, and products that are plugged 100 times with money -making content, you’re bound to be making money all through-out the day. The key is a large amount of content, and a huge following. Which, of course, comes with a butt-load of time and hard work.

There are so many tips and tricks I’ve had to discover and implement into the business in order to find a professional way to create or share content, as well as attract the community we are looking to reach.

Social Media is one of the tools that sky-rockets company’s into what they are today.

This is undoubtedly one of the best marketing strategies for my company and thousands of others. Everyone and their Grandmother uses social media, so it is common reach 100,000 readers a month if you do it right.

Balancing every account and post can become tedious when there are so many other daily tasks to running a business or blog. I was spending easily 3 hours a day sharing and replying on every Pseudo social forum, so finding tools to make the process easier has sky-rocketed my time management and views!

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Tips to sky-rocket views with Social Media:

  • Keep a Personal written schedule to meet daily/weekly posting goals, keep up on all accounts, and post appropriate content at the correct times on each platform.
  • Use an App like Tailwind to schedule pins and reach other bloggers who are boosting each-others content. This has been so fantastic for me ever since signing up. I can share all of my posts in one place, schedule specific times and days as far out as necessary to free-up my time during the week to share on other platforms. This also allows your posts to reach thousands more users, as bloggers consistently share other blogger’s content to their 1000’s of followers- so every post has the potential for 15k shares!
  • Post content organically on each forum. For instance; do not post on Instagram and share it to Twitter- the displays are set up differently, so shared pictures do not show up on Twitter. Creating a post according to the layout of each social page is important for professionalism and optimal interaction.
  • Get creative! Post pictures with the work Fam, selfies while working hard, or even food from lunch because it was just oh, so #bomb.
  • Use hashtags! Seriously. Facebook doesn’t use #’s, but everything else does. And boy, does it help! Simply adding a # with 1,000,000 posts is awesome to reach the tons of people using it. Also using #’s with low post counts, such as 60-200, can be just as beneficial to reach a higher percentage of the people using the link. Either way, this is the way to spread each post as far and wide as possible!
  • Utilize engaging posts, such as Q&A’s, Polls, “Follow” Buttons and more. These are important to drive impression counts through the roof and see share counts rise.
  • Perform a small follow-spree on each site every day, and you will see exponential growth. Followers are key to outreach, and actively following an extra few thousand a month (50 per day with 8 accounts really adds up) can bring typically around 30-40% of those people as new followers. Which is always a great chunk more than previously. I noticed my Twitter outreach raise 10,000 a month simply by having 100 more followers to help see and spread my content.

 

Utilizing multiple avenues is important to success, which is why we keep so many Pseudo Pharm social media accounts! Here is what we use and why:

 

Social Media Platforms that drive Brand traffic:

 

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  • Twitter & Tumblr: These are fantastic for businesses because they are quick & easy. Many different age groups play on these sites for one reason or another. It is so incredibly easy to reach 100,000 people a month on each of these, simply because of the amount of people using and the amount of times you can post per day. The post output is so high that people barely notice if you post 20 times- especially if your content is diversified. Utilizing hashtags is super important, and if you use the correct ones the reach is ridiculous. I once received 5x the impressions in one night from ONE trending hashtag.  You can find widely spread trends by connecting to popular cities. The optimal times to post on these sites are between 6-9 pm.
  • Facebook: Despite the treacherous climb to beat outreach algorithms, Facebook is a great advertising tool. They offer easy-to-use publishing tools, which range from simple pictures/videos, sales ads, special offers, and interactive templates- to job applications, share-able employment ads, boost options to get paid outreach, and event sharing. I’ve noticed that the only thing that drives reach here is diversified posts as much as possible. New content brings viewers- repeats just sit in the void. But the underlying problem is that users do not like “spam” accounts, and the criteria is very low to fall under the category. Special Tip: Select over-sea’s locations for boosted posts, as the currency provided will go much further, and communities are smaller- so shares grow exponentially. The best times to post here is between 11 am-2 pm & 7-9 pm.
  • Instagram: If you like photography- even if you’re a super mediocre iPhone photographer- this is your platform. Instagram is a simple-to-use media sharing site. You will find absolutely astounding art on Instagram. This is a place to be creative and share great vibes. Many companies also utilize Instagram solely for advertisement. You can edit photos and videos, add links to content and utilize hashtags to your advantage. A popular cannabis company grew 1,000,000 followers simply by using the #cheechandchong hashtag. Some #’s reach so many users in a day that 1,000,000 impressions from one post is actually possible, even for smaller accounts! The optimal post times are between 5-9 pm.
  • Pinterest: Oh, what a wonderful rabbit hole this is. Is it a fantastic marketing tool? Absolutely. But it is so easy to get lost in home decor DIY’s and recipe’s for hours and hours. Which makes it a great social media app for reaching creative people and other entrepreneurs. This forum has everything, from business tips, health tips, exercise, recipes, and fashion/makeup- to governmental information, history findings, herbal treatments, life advice and wedding ideas. The content output is insane, and each user has an unlimited number of boards; so posting 40 times is super easy. Especially with Tailwind; I used to get on the computer and post 25 new pins on Pinterest everyday. I never knew an App existed to help me archive posts to schedule later, find popular boards, and schedule posts all day every day an entire month out. I can take two half days a month to schedule all current content throughout the month, and add new content as needed. This saves hours of daily work, and I have been so thankful that I’m finally catching on to the secret’s to professional blogging. Sign Up Here for a free month! You can choose a free account once the gift is over 🙂 The best time-range for posts is 3-10 pm.
  • Reddit: Okay, so this is cool because you can search-term relevant topics and boards to post links and pictures to! There are so many forums of people sharing relevant products, content and news to each-other. You can post as many times as you want (only a few times on each board, though) and reach thousands each time. Posting on small feeds is important here as well, because your posts will be easily seen by everyone on the board. This makes it easy for your links to be sent to the top as the “Top-Post” and the more you receive that title, the more your posts are seen and shared. Voila! The best posting times are between 5-7 pm & 10 pm- 1 am.

 

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Exciting News!

TA DA!!!!

 

So a few weeks ago I did something super exciting..

I’ve recently been back into contact with my wonderful childhood best friend Courtney Adams (I still accidentally call her Blevins).

We used to dream of a better life with freedom and opportunity together- reminiscing of all the things we would do when we were adults. She would plan our future weddings as I would scoff at the idea- eventually, she would say “you’ll want to one day, and we will have an awesome joint wedding and I’ll be saying “Ha-Ha.”  🙂 We would drive around town talking about what bad-bitches we would be with our successful businesses and freedom to live healthily/happily and love our families the right ways.

Well, here we are as grown-ass-women, building awesome businesses that perfectly represent each of our personalities and that have brought us into the beginning of our childhood dreams. She is an absolutely wonderful mother of two with a husband perfect for her nerdy butt, and I have my soulmate Tyler, whom proved Courtney right all those years 🙂

I have been thinking of Pseudo Pharm merchandise opportunities for a long time now, and haven’t found the right company for what we are looking for. All along Courtney was right in front of me! Her products are well-made, durable, absolutely beautiful, and LOW-PRICED!! DUH!

Of course I started immediately conversing with her about what designs to use for the prototypes, to which I gave her a few requirements and told her to use her own creativity to surprise me.

What a wonderful idea that was.. look how beautiful these turned out😍 I am so incredibly in love and excited for this year! I am filled with appreciation from the bottom of my heart!

“Courtney,

I am so proud of You, I & our companies that are slowly climbing the mountain to success!✨ ”

 

If y’all are interested in Pseudo Pharm merch, contact us here! We will launch the line after 100 friends inquire!

If you would like to check out Courtney’s available products, take a look here!

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She also does custom orders!

We also talked about the time consuming tasks of posting on social media all day, so I thought I’d take the time to mention Tailwind as well.

This is a great platform to schedule pins out as far as necessary! You can use old pins for easy scheduling and never have to worry about it!! There a lot of busy mom-preneurs on my site who could really benefit from the extra time this allows in the day! Plus this is a platform to share with thousands of other super popular blogs which can SOAR your page views!

You can Sign Up Here for a free month, which can be switched to the FREE version after the month is up 🙂

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Business Start-Up Checklist

 

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So you are exploring starting a business or working from home, eh?

Well, let me be one of the first to say:

Welcome to the squad! 🙂

Welcome to the realm of people who put blood, sweat, and tears into a baby that will hopefully make them money while they sleep one day. That’s the American dream, right?

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Millennial generations have been paving a path of freedom and enlightened thinking for the young adults of our society.  We follow a life of knowledge, love and success- and swaying away from typical behaviors of the last generations (i.e.; angst, fear, and always settling instead of going above and beyond.)

Wouldn’t it be wonderful to exceed the expectations of our previous generations, and show them a life of traveling, financial comfort, and optimism?

We as humans have to pay for our place on earth from the day we are born until the day we die. We are bred to work our life away to “live the life we want.”

Well, here is to creating a way to make money doing what makes you happy! Here is to enjoying the beautiful side of life that working 40-60 hours a week for someone else will always keep you from.

Businesses do not just pop into thin air. It is never likely to just pick a name, logo, location, and apply for a small business loan and expect everything to soar in the first few months-or even the first year. It takes many,  many hours of hard work, learning and marketing to build the necessary reputation needed to spread the business to enough people to formulate a consistent customer/reader base. But don’t get me wrong; anything takes work. You’re either going to spend those hours working for someone else’s company or working to build your own and reap all of the benefits. This form of a career is absolutely perfect for any creative entrepreneur looking to work for themselves to fill life with the things that bring them true happiness!

We have formulated a simple plan that will lead you easily through building any business from the ground- up with an awesome basic start-up!

This has worked for Pseudo Pharm as well as thousands of other bloggers, marketing professionals, entrepreneurs and business owners who started with similar initial start-up plans- and now make a sufficient monthly income!

There are obviously many other steps to take after this check-list is finished and applied to your new venture, but that depends on what avenue you are jumping into. However, no matter the business- this checklist will lead you down the trail to success!

 

 

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Create a solid plan:

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What do you want the business to be?

There are so many forms of home-based income, and many of them end up corresponding with each-other.

These are as follows:

Writing/Blogging: This is your website; it will contain any article/blog written by you, for your business or other companies, as well as your recipes, videos, services available, the products available for purchase, and any contact info. This is the personality of your company on an online forum, sharing anything you have to offer in one place and presenting it in an inviting fashion. This can also include any social media accounts you use to promote this website.

Direct Sales: This is any products you bulk buy and re-sell, hand-make yourself and sell with love, or sell for someone else. Sales are a great option because you can make money with products in a zillion different ways- some including online, in person, at festivals, on sales sites, garage sales- etc. You have open availability to what you want to sell, and the possibilities are endless! Whether it is makeup, because you know a bunch of ladies who could stand behind a brand you love, or houses, or clothing, or advertisements, etc. We enjoy giving people the gift of natural health and organic ways of life- so our products include natural cleaners, non-toxic candles, hand-crafted jewelry, essential oils, CBD and more!

Marketing/ Affiliate Income: This is any companies you will become an affiliate for. That consists of adding links and ad placements on social media/blog posts to make a revenue for the impressions received. You also make money for clicks on the link, and any purchases made after the link is clicked! This is an awesome way to make passive income if you are outputting a lot of content and reaching a sufficient amount of people every day. This is the key to making money while you sleep.

Offering A Service: This is for the businesses such as photographers, cleaners, tutors, coaches, healthcare, grocery delivery, webdesign and more. Any company that you as the owner and/or your employee’s are being hired to offer a service. You can also offer online services, such as Skype conferences for prospective business owners to ask any current questions, and participate in a short one-on-one seminar about business start-up and management. This type of income includes a wide range of possibilities, and can bring in sufficient income depending on the service offered. You can also affiliate different subscription companies that are already successful, such as FabFitFun. Since we are partnered with their company, we can offer $10 off your box with our codes! How awesome is that? It’s a really great way to double up on avenue’s.

Subscriptions: These are subscription boxes, such as Pseudo’s Good Vibes Subscription Box. This is a service delivered to the subscriber’s door filled with random monthly goodies. Our’s contain a random mix of 3-5 of the following: herbs, incense, candles, stickers, jewelry, crystals/stones, and organic goodies from Pseudo’s product lines. You can make this type of company with anything you desire! Popular companies offer organic produce subscriptions, as well as clothing, shoes, mystic tools, herbs, dinners, beauty supplies, business supplies and more! These are fun, and decently easy! Just pack each box full of the products you’re offering and ship them out once a month! I love adding little gifts, fun trinkets and secret messages. This does take proper outreach and marketing, but is well worth it.

eBooks: Are you full of knowledge? Do you at least well rehearsed on a certain topic? Are you a professional mommy, entrepreneur or photographer? Write a short eBook about it! You can add visuals, gifs, videos, charts, graphs, comedy, and a crap-load of good information for readers! These range from $.99 to $20 depending on the content, investments made, and writers involved- which can bring sufficient income over time. For example, if purchased by 10,000 people for $1.99, that is $20,000 for writing one book. If you have multiple of these out, you can rack up passive sales! The trick here is to consistently market these eBooks. Spread a pre-release hype, and play with multiple ad placements to ensure a large outreach of prospective readers. This will bring immediate success, and allow the content to reach more readers over-time.

 

 

Using multiple types of reach to expand a company is optimal for high success. Everything takes time, and even utilizing up to 5 different types of business reach has taken 6 months to start spreading to enough readers that we are finally making a difference in the community- and just now grasping the beginning of our major goals as a company.

There are many ways to work for yourself and complete the goals you’ve set out for- it just depends where your niche is.

 

Ah, “Niche.”

I almost cringe at the word; I’ve probably read it about a zillion times. But the many bloggers, marketers and business owners are completely right to talk about finding your “niche.” You need to pull everything that you are as a person into deciding what you want to create. What will you be able to wake up to every-day and happily start the day’s work? Find the one thing that is absolutely what you are about. The one thing you know like the back of your hand, and have no trouble doing.

I personally am into meditation, self-health, and personal growth. I enjoy natural medicine, direct-sales, marketing of all sorts, travel, food, researching and writing. I also love meeting people and helping them find a way of healthy living through the knowledge and healing I have discovered or received. I wanted an opportunity to live my life, working for myself and enjoying the ride- while helping people, taking care of my family and not working myself to death. This type of career fits easily into the things I like to do day-to-day.

 

Don’t get me wrong, the path I have chosen takes hours and hours of working.

All of the reading, brainstorming, learning, organizing, writing, posting, creating, communicating, and more turns out to be about a 70 hour work week if you really want it to pay off in a timely manner.

However, the beauty of this job is:

  • You can explore anything you want to learn and share with readers
  • You can formulate income with products you enjoy making/standing behind
  • You have the time to care for family/your health, keep up with responsibilities, enjoy quality time with family/ friends, and more.
  • You can live life as it comes, sleep when you feel like it, and eat when you feel like it. And this is a great career to expand cooking knowledge to eat delicious meals.
  • You can drop any current work task to pause things if a family member really needs it. If you need a break and to shut off from the entire world you able to stop working and do what is needed to come back into a calm and motivated state of mind.
  • You can also hide in the office for 16 hours and work until fingers fall off if there is a lot of tasks to finish/content to output. You choose the hours and it’s wonderful.

The things I am able to do are allowing the exploration of finding happiness-  and I’m sharing this with you to offer a small reminder to find what makes you happy. A career that you’re willing to put in the strenuous work for; because nothing comes without effort. But also allows you to explore life, find yourself and enjoy loved ones along the way.

 

Your niche should exercise your true skills, and enhance your intelligence while motivating you to be the best you can be. In my opinion: wrapping tacos, lifting 100 lb concrete all day and stocking shelves aren’t exactly doing any of that. They probably do not bring very much happiness either, unless there are aspects that are truly awesome about jobs like those to you personally.

 

So- find your niche, and decide what you want to do with it.

 

Whether there is a specific set of topics you will cover on the blog, or a product you will sell, some ads you will market, or a service you will provide- go for it!

 

For me, I wanted to blog about natural health, business management, cannabis cultivation, personal growth, herbal treatment, marketing and spiritual guidance. As well as sharing quality companies and beautiful, affordable fashion that can make our friends feel good while taking care of the environment. I wanted to create and sell products that do just that, while growing a community base of wonderful people to share this message with and learn new insights from. To show them that you can work for yourself and do what you love while making significant income to care for yourself and your family. I want to reach enough people daily so I can make a difference in the world, show people a better path, meet the souls on the same path, travel around the world with my blog, eat and share amazing restaurant goodies from around the world, and explore different worldly cultures.

 

Pseudo Pharm has allowed me to find a path that leads me to do just that- and thankfully the following I need grows every day. I am no-where near where I’d like this wonderful company to be yet, but time will always bring success after all of the hard work and dedication.

 

What is your company name?

So you know what you want to do. You know what the dream is- the job that you can wake up every morning to and easily start because it brings you so much joy that it’s easily interlaced with your daily life.

Now..

what is the name?

 

Try to pick something that isn’t generic. Common business names such as “Ron’s Blog,” “Jessi’s Cleaner’s,”  or “Subscription Box” are absolutely boring. 

 

Choose a name that has interlaced hints of what your business is about, while catching the attention of the readers/customers/viewers.

 

For example,
“Pseudo Pharm” is insinuating the joke that a good majority of society believes that herbal medication and meditation is a “pseudo science.” Yet we are a pharmacy that offers products, blogs and insights towards those beliefs in order to share the knowledge we consistently acquire and bring as many souls as possible to the natural lifestyle that can heal thousands of ailments.

 

Our symbol is an ankh & lotus flower, in beautiful green’s and blue’s.

 

-The ankh and lotus flower offer a reciprocation of health, good fortune and love to the company and to every soul whom encounters it!

-Green is associated with growth, harmony and natural energy.

-Blue is associated with peacefulness, spirituality, passion and inspiration.

 

This allows us to spread our over-all message with just one look 🙂

 

 

What goals will you set- and actually reach?

 

My original goals were minuscule compared to the challenges I’ve came to, the goals accomplished over time, and also coming in the future. Your goals will change and become larger as your company grows closer to what you want it to be. There are some tasks that will become familiar very soon into the journey because of repetition, and it is important to keep up on them as new things come about. These small repetitious tasks will give your company consistent growth as these new goals are completed to make the company better.

A few important goals include:
What numbers would you like to see for the incoming/outgoing costs? Do you want high amounts of followers? Do you want high sales counts? Do you want a ton of subscribers? Are you looking for a clientele? Is your company bringing enough income that profit outweighs loss, or is a reconfiguration needed?

Also make goals for business necessities, such as product management, marketing schedules, re-organization, possible expansion and anything else that pops up.

Stay consistent with new daily goals, weekly goals, monthly goals and yearly goals in order to appropriately move forward.

 

After a while, it may look something like this:

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This is very important to always re-consider what the current goals should be for the company. Things change all the time; new opportunity comes along- some decisions will fail, and some will soar the company even further into success, which ultimately leads to unexpected challenges and opportunity. Consistently setting new goals will grow the company regularly towards whichever avenue is best, while keeping yourself and the employees motivated to reach success.

Make sure you set realistic goals each time. For instance, if you are beginning your website / blog– and currently starting to formulate the necessary content- do not set a goal to monetize that site too quickly. Rome was not built in a day, and unless your one post reaches a million people, it will take a lot of good content reaching a few hundred people each to start seeing enough readers to monetize.

Some like to jump to high goals immediately, such as making $1,000 a month on the site, gaining twenty clients immediately, or successfully opening a store right away- which all take months of hard work to get to successfully.

So consistently reach towards new business goals, but keep them realistic in order to ensure proper company growth!

What are some of your current business goals? Tell us here!

 

What is your start-up budget?

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Building a business isn’t cheap.

Developing a product base, building a website, monetizing that site, setting up a selling platform, and marketing your business all cost money almost right away. There are always free options, but none that will have the availability for proper monetizing. If you properly budget everything, these steps can be easily handled- just try not to spend the entire budget right away assuming no other costs will pop up.

Make sure you outline your goals- and the necessary business plan to reach them.  Always properly configure a saving and spending plan to appropriately use the budget according to what the business is able to handle. Never make yourself broke, and especially never make the company broke to complete a decision.

You never know what is coming next, so a safety net is an incredibly smart business decision. Never dip into the safety net- and always push to have more than just the initial savings cap. That way it is always there for emergencies, and unexpected costs.

This lifestyle brings enough savings that you end up with ten times that safety net; thus becoming able to never technically touch the original.

It is very easy for some to jump too high and land on their butt because of an unrealistic budget. I’ve seen people with a $5,000 loan from a bank and try to open up a shop with all new products.

 

Stop right there.

 

Do. Not. Do this.

 

Unless you have a ginormous budget to start with, product already at hand, or a huge online presence already- do not open a shop. So many people think they can startup on a small budget, with a plan that was formulated in only a few weeks and automatically find success where the shop is set up.

 

The answer here is a BIG FAT NO.

 

It takes a solid two-three years to establish consistent sales and a large enough consumer base to actually keep a business open. Unless you’re hitting the head on the nail absolutely perfectly, the start-up and design are awesome and you are busy right away- success is very unlikely here.

 

Pseudo Pharm started with a small purchase of $500 for the products we wanted to start formulating and sharing. We had enough to start with  only beautiful handcrafted jewelry and organic soap. Over the course of the last two years, we have developed our online presence on social media, formulated a larger product inventory, built our website to what is it today, traveled with our products, and spread the name Pseudo to around 600,000 people and counting!

We still do not have regular sales, or a consistent thousands of viewers. It takes time and work. Tons and tons of work. So start with a realistic budget and business plan that won’t put you under financially!

 

The “Five Year Business Plan” method is no joke; it is proving to be very true that it takes five years of building, learning, changing and growing to get a business to consistency.
Keep a smart budget, take on new challenges as the growth allows, and do not give up. These things take a lot of time, and it is easy to become discouraged- which does happen a few times unless you’re naturally resilient- so it is important to consistently motivate yourself.

The pay-off is kind of like a dam breaking. Once the breaking point hits, it flows like a river and just keeps going and going. Once your company hits enough people that it starts exploding- the sales, views and success will come. And it will continue

 

 

Schedule everything!

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This is serious. Unless you’re naturally incredibly motivated, organized and consistently staying on track- you are going to need a few organization tools. Even these types of people have planners, reminder systems or assistants.

I know I definitely need it for daily use, because I forget everything. No day is similar with my family or business, so it’s important to keep a planner with all important things to remember in one place.

 

Creating and completing your own business work takes a lot of time to finish tasks,  plan, and learn so it can get tough to remember every single meeting, seminar, post, ad, phone conference, scheduled social media post, etc.

However, these times can be much smoother if everything is recorded consistently, organized well, and up-kept to ensure business runs in a timely manner.

Stick to any organization tools you find are helpful and easy to follow. We all tend to utilize tricks that are potentially awesome, but that we kick to the curb in a week-so find what helps you and truly stick to it every day. By the end of the year, you can look back at the records to see all of the progress, work and craziness that took place and paid off in the end.

 

Scheduling tips

-Use a planner: schedule all meetings, conferences, seminars, scheduled posts, and any important business dates-such as tax day, inventory days, planning days, budgeting days, etc.

-Keep post-it notes around commonly seen areas

-Set phone reminders to keep a schedule anywhere you go

-Schedule finished posts an entire two months out so anytime you need a break, content is still going out.

 

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This continues scheduling- and takes it a few steps further.

Scheduling important tasks is just one piece on the grand-scale of organization needed for a business. Items such as papers, products, furniture and merchandise can pile up faster than you can imagine. Here are a few tips we have utilized to make the process much cleaner:

 

-An office space is highly recommended. Preferably separate from busy areas in the house; free of messes or noise.

– Paperwork, product, electronics and booth decor should all be packed neatly into some sort of storage, such as: crates, boxes, bags, and shelving units. Products and paperwork need to be kept neat for optimal product quality, sanitation, and professionalism.

Where does motivation come from when a business owner is working in a cluttered messy office area? It’s hard to find- so keeping the work space neat is important for optimal business flow.

– Keep a notebook full of all material purchases, companies/websites used to purchase products/materials, amount purchased, prices, projected sales and dates of purchase/arrival.

-Keep a notepad to consistently sit down and recuperate thoughts about which current tasks are necessary to complete. Regularly compile daily tasks to do immediately, weekly tasks that are important and over-all tasks that can wait but need to be worked towards.

-Keep an inventory of all products, all pre-scheduled ads, all scheduled sales, the corresponding ads, and all products sold. This will help you pay attention to which ads bring the most sales, which sales are the most successful, and which times of the year have the most traffic.

– If you work from home, keep the entire house clean and organized as well. Keep up on laundry, dishes and over-all clutter in the home. It is very easy to become distracted and not as motivated when life is cluttered and dis-organized. The rest of the house can continue to flow while you are behind closed doors if the house is kept nice.

-If you travel to events and set up to sell/market the company, be sure to pack everything away as neatly as possible- and preferably the same way every time. This will ensure a quick&easy flow when setting up or tearing down the booth area.

 

 

 

Utilize these tips throughout the initial start-up process of your company to begin on the right foot!

 

“Starting your own business is a wonderful idea;

 

no matter the talents you have to offer.

We live in a progressive world, and anything  is possible.”

Victoria Scanlon, Pseudo Pharm 2016

 

Any talent, product, service, message, or guidance you have to share with the world has a market out there as long as you’re willing to reach it. These business steps are essential to a proper start-up; and quite similar to every successful entrepreneur’s first steps. They will pave the way to the beginning path of success for your idea.

Follow your heart, and good luck!

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Cheese-y Broccoli Rice

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Good afternoon Y’all!

Today is a beautiful day, isn’t it? I woke up after a night of intense dreaming, and woke up with determination to make a great day!

We have fallen out of our meditation habits for quite some time now, as life seems to busy our attention more often than not. This has honestly taken a huge toll on our mental state and energy levels, so we’ve recently been slowing down and re-thinking so the natural state of complete calm and comfort can return.

Our diet always pays the price when we fall to these mindsets, and we start to see a lot of pizza and pasta. But who doesn’t absolutely love the delectable mix of carbs and cheese smothered in sauce?

Well, upon going to the store recently- in a very good mindset- I picked up as many fruits, vegetables and greens as I thought sounded good at the time.

I needed a balance of cheese for Tyler, as any dish mentioned without cheese is un-interesting to him sometimes, so here we have an absolutely delicious cheese-y rice.

I obviously wanted mostly vegetables for dinner, so what better way to incorporate everything? After some brainstorming, ended up concocting this broccoli/carrot/cheese-y rice as a side dish to other roasted veggies and mashed cauliflower- and boy was it worth it. 

It turned out so delicious that I wanted to share it today 🙂

Happy cooking 🙂

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What You Need:

1 cup white or brown rice, cooked accordingly.
1 cup chopped carrots
1 cup chopped broccoli
1/2 onion, sliced thin
1 cup milk
5 tbsp. flour
1/3 cup butter
1/2 cup parmesean
1/2 cup mixed shredded cheeses

Spices:
Salt&Pepper to taste
1 Tbsp. garlic powder (If you like extra garlic)
1 Tbsp parsley ( or 1 handful chopped fresh)
2 tsp. Red pepper flakes
1 tsp. Oregeno

Step 1:

Use a pot of water and cook rice accordingly. Once done set aside and top with a few tablespoons of butter to sit.

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Step 2:

Chop carrots, onion, garlic, parsley, and broccoli and add to a separate skillet with a tablespoon of butter.

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Step 3:

Once the veggies are decently cooked through, but not yet soft- pour a majority of the veggies into a bowl for now, add the butter, and melt it completely. Then add the flour, and stir it into the vegetables. This should coat them in a paste-like texture.

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Step 4:

Add the milk and combine. Once this is lightly simmering, add the cheeses.

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Step 5:

Return the veggies to the sauce, turn off the heat, and combine!

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Step 6:

Grab a baking pan of any style or size, but we realized smaller works best.

Layer the rice along the bottom of the pan.

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Then, layer the cheese mixture evenly over the rice.

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Continue layering until everything is used. add a nice layer of cheese on top, and bake in the oven at 365 degrees for about 20 minutes.

The cheese should be nice and browned when you pull this out of the oven 🙂

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This tastes absolutely delicious, and provides a wonderful side dish to any meal!

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But we kinda dug in and ate this as a meal itself. I even re-heated it with asparagus added!



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Happy New Year!

Wow, this year has been crazy, right?

I feel like this year has been so still but incredibly crazy all at the same time.

First of all, I want to say

Thank You!

We wouldn’t be where we are today if it wasn’t for our supporters! Y’all are our friends and such a beautiful community of people to go on this journey with.

I want everyone who comes across this New Year’s blog to finish the last word with a sigh of excitement!

Make the most of the New Year.

You are a wonderful person and you can control every-bit of your life.

 

Here are some pointers to jump into January ready to make the best of it!

 

 

*Take a look at your accomplishments this year.

It is easy to get caught up in what was missed- but there is no way you can look back and not think of a single happy moment, accomplishment, or challenge conquered. Even if for some reason you spent the whole year alone on the couch and are un-able to conjure up a good moment, then what better reason to make the most of the new year. Take control of your life and do what feeds your soul with happiness. Meet new people, find a better job, marry that girl, take better care of your body, start meditation. You deserve to look back on 2018 with pride and love.

I can say that 2017 was a huge year for my family and I.
I moved into my first house- and with a wonderful soulmate. We got a puppy named Kasper, who was very sick- and taught us so much about love and responsibility. We also lost that baby, and rescued our beautiful Ella shortly after!

We have met hundreds of beautiful souls whom follow a similar path of love and natural health, which Pseudo Pharm aims to spread like wildfire. This year we traveled around northern Ohio with Pseudo products, and joined major seminars and conferences to better our company management skills, grow our holistic knowledge and develop effective marketing skills.

We have built up our social media to 100,000 people reached per month!!

I can look back and recognize that I could have had more motivation and be in a better current position, but why dwell? Everything in life happens as it is meant to.

Appreciate your life, and full-fill those regrets  with accomplishments this year! What is stopping you?

Genuinely sit down and remember all of the things you worked hard for, accomplished, over-came, or defeated!

You deserve to look back on all the beautiful moments of the year.

 

 

 

*Appreciate the things you have.

We all want more. More love, more attention, more freedom, more money.. But what about what we do have? 

Do you have a place to sleep at night?  Do you have clothes on your back? Food in your belly?

More simply; are you breathing? Can you feel your pulse? The warmth of your skin? The thoughts in your head?

All of these things are so easily over-looked when stress is present.

But so absolutely beautiful. The mere fact that we can say “yes” to those things is reason enough to be ever thankful and blissful. You have your own reality at your fingertips, and if you’re unhappy it can change with just one decision. That’s the beauty of human life.

Please take time to appreciate the things that make you happy.

For some that is their sweet car, beautiful home, sexy body, or crisp diploma. For some that is the love they give to those around them everyday, moms hug before school, puppy kisses in the morning, or the love of their life saying, “I Love You.”

I even enjoy being thankful for the wisdom and healing power of trees, the cleansing power of wind, the intensity of fire, or the magic of being a human spirit.

Life responds when you take time to appreciate 🙂

 

 

*Love the one’s around you.

Family and friends are so incredibly important. However, we tend to scoot them to the back-burner when life is happening.

But who is there for you when your friends aren’t being good friends? Who is there when you lose your residency? When you suffer a breakup? When you’re scraping by and need a meal, or a place to escape for a minute?

Your family is.

 

Whomever you define as your family, take time this year to show them they are the ones you hold close. Yes, we do not always agree- as it is human nature to clash. We all have a different up-bringing; thoughts and opinions that are formulated from a completely different background, and strong emotions to back that up.

‘Tis human nature. But I promise you- when the chance to say “I Love You” is gone, there is nothing more comforting than the thought of being able to express it just one last time.

If you often choose other things over spending time with them, say yes for once. I’m sure that work, yoga, video game, bar trip, bong, friend hangs or lazy day can wait.

I have chosen family over getting very important work done many times.

Do I seriously wish I got that work done?

Yes.

I would have an exponentially more successful business and website. I would be reaching way more people, spreading the word of love, natural health, and “working for yourself” to hundreds of thousands by now. I would even be able to make substantial income doing this already.

But I could never get back that blissful night with my parents at the walleye game, or the wonderful car-rides with my handsome Tyler. I can never get back the times I spent feeling the breeze and watching the birds, trees and clouds outside with Kasper. I thought it was cold at times, but he loved it.

I cherish those moments so dearly.

I am so much more happy choosing those moments over the critically important work for Pseudo Pharm sometimes because my business will take off no matter what so long as I take the necessary steps.  I am determined to live for myself and work helping people; doing what I love the whole way. I am wholly content with my life because everything happens as it is meant to, and

I would love to see others content as well. 

I’m sure your mom would love you to join her for holiday baking, or your brother would enjoy some sibling time. Your dad would definitely enjoy some one-on-one bonding. Play an extra long ball game with the dog[s], or chase with the cat. Give your spouse one of the passionate kiss’s that brought you two together.

Get her the Crystal necklace she’s always talked about.

Showing appreciation goes a very long way in strengthening bonds.

 

*Work hard and stay true to what you want.

I want all of you this year to share your accomplishments with Pseudo Pharm. Tweet us your new job, the new body you worked so hard for, the new house, that well-deserved degree, the business milestone completed, the huge amounts of studying finally completed, even your investment success-

Everything!

 

We want to see everyone in our community sharing their awesome accomplishments all year! There is absolutely nothing standing in your way because despite unfortunate conditioning

You are in control!

 

 

 

And last but not least.. something I myself will need to actively practice:

 

 

*Love yourself.

 

You are beautiful.

You are a cluster of stars and nebula’s consistently creating a reality based on the decisions you make and the frequency of your thoughts & energy. The person you see in the mirror is of your own creation. Love or hate what you see, it can always be molded further to reach its golden potential!

Eat a nutritious diet, develop a healthy morning routine, invest extra savings into something promising, and go after the type of work that makes you happy.

Please love the flaws about yourself- because guess what? No one shares that trait with you. It is your trait alone, and that is beautiful. I encourage you to accept the things that you believe are hindering your comfort and happiness, and realize that they can be changed as soon as you decide to work for the change.

There is always an answer. The question is: Are you willing to make the effort?

Well, I can tell you one thing. I appreciate you. Whoever you are, you stumbled upon this page for a reason. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for reading, and if you are a returning reader I am ever-grateful!

Whatever you are going through right now will not be the same in a few months, ya know? If you allow in love for yourself and understanding for the situation things can go much smoother, and you aren’t tense the whole time. Relationships suffer much less, health improves, and motivation returns.

I want to see more of y’all searching for happiness, not readily accepting self-hate and pessimism into your life. Life will always be crazy, so enjoy the ride.

 

 

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Thank you so much, and have a wonderful year. Namaste.

 

 

 

 

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