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How to Properly Monetize

Hey Y’all 🙂

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So, I was thinking.

I know that you are searching, too.

Searching for what, you ask?

Freedom. Expression. Financial Comfort. Travel.

I know that you work the same old job that bores & irritates you. I know that you dream of waking up on a different beach every week, eating at healthy/ cool restaurants, and never sacrificing your personal time for work. So do I.

I can tell you what, I got sick & tired of dreaming for it without ever seeing a possibility. I mean, what the F is the point in that?

So I made the change to do everything I could to create that reality, instead of just sitting & wishing.

You guys have been seeing all of the content we’ve been outputting; the blogs, the photography, the consulting meetings, the affiliations with top companies, and more.

But, how does it all work? How do we really make money by writing and creating content?

The answer is simple. And part of my job is literally to show you the way, through my experience and links.

All of you have seen the possibilities of this career being so bomb, and I’m amazed more of you haven’t jumped on the band-wagon after reading all of our content. I know you’re all capable and intelligent enough, so what are you waiting for?

I’m going to explain to you in very simple terms, so you don’t have three years of trial and error or  “paid” courses just to learn the inside scoop. Because most of you reading this, found it because you’re ready & searching for something better. You’ve figured it out, you’ve seen the possibilities and you know you can do it. Now you’re looking at one question:


How the heck do you build a website? How do you write a blog and back-link the correct campaigns in the best way? How do you utilize & navigate social media to market your name/site? How do you find, apply for & place ads- and where? If you’re new; these are questions I know you have. But you search for the information, and you hit a wall.

A money wall. “Buy our training course, and you’ll make thousands.”

That is usually true, and products like eBooks, Email Courses, and Seminars are usually hella worth the money- because of the perks involved.

But I know there is information that you guys need, that you should never have to pay for. I think it’s unfair that you have to pay to go to college, or buy an online course to learn the basics. Because I would have killed to have a free course or blog to reference when I first started- BOY would it have saved me a LOT of time.

So, my friends. I am here to give it to you for once. Do you want to learn how to monetize for FREE? Keep reading.

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The biggest way to excel is to become an employee at as many marketing agencies as possible. These are legitimate companies that offer affiliate links to their marketing professionals, so they can inter-lace all content with ads & links to awesome brands that they stand behind. This way you can have the widest range of affiliations possible that match your content niche.

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For example, a fashion blogger will blog about travel, fashion, outfits of the day, top brands that get their rocks hard- and more topics along those lines. So, they will mostly use the affiliate links to top fashion companies, online shops, or local shops.

Crypto-currency bloggers will mostly output content about investing, Crypto-news, and different trends of the market, to allow their followers to effectively buy and sell the correct coins. In this case, you’ll see them utilizing a lot of Bitcoin Ads for investing companies or platforms.

A travel blogger will share content about how to travel cheaply, where to go, and beautiful photography of the places they visit. They will also include fashion blogging, food blogging and more to talk about the local shops they encounter, and the products they use along the way.

Although these are a few very popular topics, you can actually blog about literally whatever you want. Coincidentally, we are trained in all three.

It all ties into one job usually, and you will notice yourself doing a little bit of everything after a while of building your website. I mean, I even started creating a few pieces of mainstream content, like videos, ( as seen on my Instagram), or professional photography of myself. But mostly I create content according to what I’m genuinely passionate about, such as health tips, CBD treatment and financial Comfort.

Some of the reputable Companies that I’ve seen success with are down below. And they even take newbies 🙂

They offer a platform for tons of affiliate programs, all double checked for credibility. You can choose text link Ads, Banner Ads, or add your own Creative, if you choose to do so.

Remember, though- that they are legitimate employers, who pay you a government recorded salary according to commissions, so you have to fill out a W-9 form.

From there, you will use the accepted campaigns to place Ads in your website sidebars, or strategically on your home page, or inside your blogs. This is how you will generate click commissions if you receive high impressions on blogs.

Which is fantastic, because you’re basically getting paid to write about your passions.

You can use companies like TailWind to generate leads on blogs, reaching numbers of 100,000 almost every time if you play your cards right. You get your first month of premium FREE with my codes!

Click Here: FREE Tailwind Pro

Why should you utilize Ad Placements?

” Isn’t it selling like out?”

Not at all, and I’ll tell you why.

You see ads all over every single social media platform you use, correct? Sites such as Facebook & Twitter place those ads themselves and make click commissions every-time.

And let’s not forget that your website will have Ads on it regardless of your placement.

So, the smartest- and obvious thing to do, is make dat $$.

It takes only a few minutes each time to place your own ads on your site, and there’s honestly no reason to keep the one’s that make you zilch. Meaning a big fat zero.

So, go look at a few extremely popular blogs for a minute, and see how they place their ads. You want them stay out of the way of  real content on the page, but still entice readers.

And do me a favor- NEVER put ads up that you do not trust, or stand behind. If you blog about Bitcoin & place a diaper ad, you’ll probably see zero leads. But as a Crypto blogger- you stand behind coins, so place ads affiliating the platforms you use & trust. Such as Coinbase, or CCI.

BOOM. Leads.

Because people will grow to love your writing style, content and face. They will trust you to provide products that you trust and use. That’s called targeting campaigns, and Facebook utilizes it for you when you pay them to run ads, as well on their own ads.

You can get started today with a few of the most popular Ad Companies:




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Let’s talk products.

So now that you know why & how you should content create, I want you to also consider your own product.

All successful Entrepreneurs well tell you one thing:

“To become a millionaire, you need multiple income streams to start.” -Rich People


Well, having a product definitely helps.

Whether you have a book, seminar, or product line to sell- it’s something you can make direct profits on, so long as you market correctly. For example, Pseudo Pharm has consistent online content, events hosted, books and more- but we also provide organic, handmade product lines for all of our loyal friends.

This includes:

  1. Organic Deodorant
  2. Natural Lip Balms
  3. CBD Products, such as; Bath Bombs, Lip Balms, Isolates, Salves
  4. Moisturizing & Detoxifying Bath Bombs
  5. Dream Cathers
  6. Fine Crystal Jewelry
  7. Bar Soaps & Castile Soaps
  8. …and more!

We also offer:

  1. Business Consulting
  2. Crypto-Currency Consulting
  3. Photography Sessions
  4. Website Building
  5. An Upcoming eBook 😉
  6. ..and more!


Why would we offer these products and services?

The answer is simple, it’s what we do for a living- make organic products for ourselves, and build online careers. We had so many people inquiring the ability to purchase our products, or consulting on how to build their own career- so we’ve had to make it easy.

We now have a decent set of tutorials on how to build a company, we’re working on about 35 more this month, and there’s an INCREDIBLY DETAILED eBook on the way. All to help you guys create your dream life too. And it helps pay the way for us to give you these free tools when you guys click the products you’ll use anyways though our special links.

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This is what you should be doing as well, after you find your own money making niche. Seriously, I know you’re passionate about something.

People have successful accounts about slime balls, calligraphy, or feet. So I’m seriously not joking when I say you can monetize anything. 

You can build your own Online Shop with WordPress for a great price. You’ll need the Business Subscription, and the Storefront Theme. From there it’s easy to set up!

There is many blogs in the works about monetizing, website building, social media marketing, and more. This is because we believe you guys deserve the information for FREE.  Stay tuned for awesome free tutorials 🙂

Out of all that has been said; I know one thing for sure.

I know each of you has a dream.

A dream of a comfortable life, full of travel and wonderful health. A life with the capability to take care of your family, and live in high society- while working the easiest job of your life.

Just know that I am here to give you the tools to do so. And also share my journey with you along the way.

I hope y’all received the information you were looking for. For free for once 😉

Thank you for reading, see ya next time 🙂



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Hey guys 🙂

I hope you’re feeling happy and healthy today!

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Speaking of healthy,


I’d like to share a great experience with you.

Tyler and I have been exploring meal planning for a long time now, as we have been vegetarian for 1 1/2 & 3 years, and prepared snacks are an extremely helpful investment. We purchase groceries in 2-3 day sessions, as all of our food is fresh and cannot sit.



So, I’ve learned that quick, grab-and-go cold lunch-ables are a life-saver for our type of lifestyle. I spend my day running around to meetings, working from my home office, preparing the shifts work for my assistant, and make phone calls- while Tyler cleans up the house, washes dishes, takes care of the yard and plays video games. We need something small, quick and easy.

We spend 2 hours together in the kitchen to prep every 3 days. Instead of 1-2 hours every single day a few times a day to cook meals, or picking up fast food for convenience. (Which we typically do not touch anyways)

Well, it has gotten even better. I discovered GRAZEBOX, an organic/ pre-portioned snack subscription.


You start online to make a profile. They have every snack available shown on the site so you can “Like” or “Dislike” a snack, according to your preferences. You can also upload any allergies you may have, so no snack goes wasted.

GRAZEBOX ReviewEach box is $13.99 & includes 8 snack packs. Each pack is a sufficient portion for both Tyler & I.

I recieve each box in the mail and add it to our cupboard of pre-portioned snacks!

You guys HAVE to try this out, and if you’re just as in love as I am you can use

“PSEUDO3TB”    for your 1st & 5th box FREE!!!!



We have created three different video un-boxing & snack reviews for you guys, only for every video to become accidentally deleted. I have all of the footage, and will be re-editing that formulation of videos for y’all one day soon! But these snacks are so fantastic that I couldn’t keep from sharing the blog anyways, and adding the video later.


Every single snack I have received in these boxes are absolutely delicious. They’ve sent me all of the snacks I “Liked” and every single one of them has incredible flavors. The cool part is that they barely season certain ingredients, so the natural flavor rings so loudly in the medley of components.

I’m so thankful for the opportunity to appreciate those natural flavor combinations. I never expected a plain dehydrated carrot or beetroot chip to be so darn good!


I couldn’t wait any longer to share these with y’all- so the video will come to ya soon 🙂

I try every single snack I’ve received so far, and explain the benefits of using their program!


You guys, we all love snacks.

I don’t eat full meals everyday. Instead I eat one full meal and three-five snacks through the day and change it up every time. Sometimes it is a pre-made veggie/fruit snack box I prepared, or a quarter of a Chipotle Bowl, or roasted brussel sprouts, or a pb&j. Sometimes I grab these little packs of goodness and take them on-the-go with me.

It’s pretty cool how well they fit into our lifestyle, actually- because we usually wake up & start going. We spend time everyday cleaning, multiple friends come over to smoke / game / long-board everyday, we run errands, attend meetings, visit our shops, conduct photo-shoots, spend time working on the computer, and going for runs. We are always doing something, switching it up every hour or so. It’s the absolutely best when we have prepared food ready, so we can snack on-the-go or once we sit down to relax.


So I wanted to share. I also have a “SnackBox” coming, so be ready for that blog & video.

You guys, if you’re as lazy as me with cooking, then this is going to be a life-saver. The ONLY problem I’ve had with this company, is that we eat all 8 snacks in two days. They become priority over everything else that’s prepared, so they go quick! Even my roommates are snacking on them.


I’m very thankful to be able to share with you guys our unique codes.


Your FIRST & FIFTH box’s are FREE, on Us. 


Just click below, and use the code “PSEUDO3TB”.

I hope you guys enjoy these Organic Snack Boxes as much as we do 🙂

Thank you SO MUCH for always reading, and signing up for our Newsletter. We appreciate the opportunity to share our knowledge, tips, and free stuff with y’all 😉

Have a wonderful day, i’ll talk to ya soon.



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Today’s Video was sponsored by:

Smoak Pipe:

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Get your very own pipe by clicking on our special link and typing in the code—-> Smoak Pipe 60% OFF TODAY!– Use Code: smellbgone until 5/30/18

& make sure you sign up for their email so you can receive the new sales every few days!

You can also purchase it on for fast Prime Shipping!



Get your FIRST & FIFTH box completely FREE with our code: PSEUDO3TB



Click our unique link  to be able to use the code: BLOOM10 for $10 OFF your  Summer Box 🙂

Beautiful Burns Rolling Papers:


Check out the most beautiful pre-roll cones you will ever lay your eyes on! Beautiful Burns  ON INSTAGRAM offers a wide variety of pretty cones on!

Genius Pipe:

The Genius Pipe is a small, discreet HANDY bowl piece, equipped with a grater for bud, and a deliciously easy to clean bowl. You can rip this as hard as possible and never cough. Prove me wrong, I dare you

P.S. you can receive a whole $20 OFF until 6/10/18 with the Code: GENIUSPIPE20 on the “Classic Gadget

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Genius Pipe TopSecret Stealth

Welcome back to HUMPDAZE with Victoria!

Today our SPECIAL GUEST is my beautiful assistant Maya 🙂

I hope y’all have had an awesome week! We certainly have enjoyed the warm weather.

In this weeks update, we talk about

  • the possibilities of a new Bull Market
  • the new predictions for crypto-currencies rise/fall patterns
  • Khalid Safi murdered by his girlfriend and the man who wanted her love
  • FabFitFun Summer Box is available for $10 OFF with our unique codes found in our sponsor section down below!!!
  • new health tips from us- How to lose a few pounds before the next HUMPDAZE Vlog
  • 2 FREE GrazeBox’s on us!!!!! Codes below
  • 60% OFF Smoak Pipe Set’s!

Today’s Video was sponsored by:

Smoak Pipe:

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Get your very own pipe by clicking on our special link and typing in the code—-> Smoak Pipe 60% OFF TODAY!– Use Code: smellbgone until 5/30/18

& make sure you sign up for their email so you can receive the new sales every few days!

You can also purchase it on for fast Prime Shipping!



Get your FIRST & FIFTH box completely FREE with our code: PSEUDO3TB



Click our unique link  to be able to use the code: BLOOM10 for $10 OFF your  Summer Box 🙂

Beautiful Burns Rolling Papers:


Check out the most beautiful pre-roll cones you will ever lay your eyes on! Beautiful Burns  ON INSTAGRAM offers a wide variety of pretty cones on!

Genius Pipe:

The Genius Pipe is a small, discreet HANDY bowl piece, equipped with a grater for bud, and a deliciously easy to clean bowl. You can rip this as hard as possible and never cough. Prove me wrong, I dare you

P.S. you can receive a whole $20 OFF until 6/10/18 with the Code: GENIUSPIPE20 on the “Classic Gadget

Genius Pipe TopSecret Stealth

Thank you for watching, Namaste Friend

In case you missed last week’s #HUMPDAZE Vlog:


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Beautiful Cones Review

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Hey y’all!

Which is your favorite? Swishers or papers?

Doesn’t matter!

Wanna know why? Because either way, you’re going to enjoy these more!


Beautiful Cones Rolling Papers is a dope-ass online company that offers Beautiful photography & the best cones ever!

They are made with natural palm pulp, and colored with natural hemp oil mixed with colors. The cones are easy to pack, super slow burning, and gorgeous!

These are available on for only $9.98 per box! Each pretty design includes 6 pre-roll cones & 2 plastic packing tools!

With built in filters, all you have to do is pack the herb into the cone tightly until you’ve reached the size you’d like, and twist the tip closed.

Simple. Easy. Beautiful.

I’m so thankful I get to share these with you guys, because I know you will love them! I fancied these so much after picking some up for special occasions, but now they are everyday use papers 🙂

I had reached out to Kathleen for marketing opportunities & she sent the company 6 boxes so we could properly share them with you guys.

We recorded a review video! Check it out and please subscribe 🙂

Thanks for Reading 🙂

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HUMPDAZE weekly vlog is up!

We are kicking off the first of many upcoming Youtube Series  with a vlog update every Wednesday!

In this series we will cover Cannabis & Crypto-Currency news, vlog clips, Pseudo Pharm announcements/ special deals, and EXCLUSIVE deals for the current products we can offer at discounted prices for y’all!

We are awaiting our umbrella lights, so we may start a professional set-up!!

You can get the same one’s here.

During this weeks video, I smoke on my favorite pipe ever, the Smoak Pipe. I got the whole kit, which includes a leather smell-proof case, a spool of hemp-wick, a ceramic dab attachment and a metal cleaning piece. I use it during every video, in between meetings, on the go in the car, chilling with friends, at the park- you name it, I’ve probably brought it.

How can I not? It’s portable, natural, sleek and packs a serious punch.

If y’all head over to his website and sign up for the Smoak Nation Email, you will receive regular sales coupons EXCLUSIVE to email friends. Currently he is running a sale for 60% OFF the Smoak Package deal- which is the same kit I have!

If you’d like to know more before you purchase, here is the Youtube Review I published:

Topics We Cover:

-Ohio Dispensary location announcements

-Kardashian diet’s are bad

-We’re launching a new product line!

-We’ve uploaded about 20 NEW jewelry pieces to the site!

Bitcoin is making everyone cringe

-Book a consulting meeting

Today’s Video was sponsored by:

Smoak Pipe:

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Get your very own pipe by clicking on our special link and typing in the code—-> Smoak Pipe 60% OFF TODAY!– Use Code: smellbgone until 5/30/18

& make sure you sign up for their email so you can receive the new sales every few days!

You can also purchase it on for fast Prime Shipping!



Get your FIRST & FIFTH box completely FREE with our code: PSEUDO3TB



Click our unique link  to be able to use the code: BLOOM10 for $10 OFF your  Summer Box 🙂

Beautiful Burns Rolling Papers:


Check out the most beautiful pre-roll cones you will ever lay your eyes on! Beautiful Burns offers a wide variety of pretty cones on!

Genius Pipe:

The Genius Pipe is a small, discreet HANDY bowl piece, equipped with a grater for bud, and a deliciously easy to clean bowl. You can rip this as hard as possible and never cough. Prove me wrong, I dare you

P.S. you can receive a whole $20 OFF until 6/10/18 with the Code: GENIUSPIPE20 on the “Classic Gadget

Genius Pipe

Thank you for watching, Namaste Friend

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Smoak Review!

Hey Y’all!

Today were talking about the Smoak Pipe.

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It’s made white Oak wood, infused with Hemp Oil, and coated in Bee’s Wax! It includes a built in ceramic bowl & a leather case equipped with a cleaning piece, ceramic nectar collector attachment, and a spool of Hemp Wick.

The finish is beautiful, the hit is smooth and the whole kit fits into one portable case.

I have literally used this multiple times a day, everyday since it came in the mail. It’s a perfect work, car & park piece because it is so sleek & discreet. I wanted to share it with you guys because this products is AWESOME and Kevin definitely deserves a shout-out.

The company message rocks, the products rock, and his LIVE Instagram feeds are always vibe-y.

#SmoakNation     Smoak Pipes 20% OFF!

He is running a sale right now for 20% OFF + a FREE Chubb if you sign up for the Smoak Email Newsletter!

Definitely check out his Instagram!

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We recorded a review video on Youtube:

Thank you for tuning in! Stay tuned for more Reviews coming out soon on our site, socials and Youtube!


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97.7 Radio Station Interview

I had an opportunity arise that was completely unexpected.. and so awesome. So I wanted to share it with you guys 🙂

I’ve recently hired in my first employee, and I started with an assistant, because I need someone who can do a little bit of everything. An assistant to tag along the journey with me to the top of the social media totem pole and make thousands. I needed an OG employee; the first bad-ass worker that helps build this company to the top and sits there to help me hire in the new teams each time we branch out. I waited a few weeks to start the search, because I wanted to really find the right person- and although there’s 100,000 people on the site and social pages every month, I couldn’t guarantee the success of the new hire if I did not know the candidates intellect and motivation.

I stumbled onto Maya sort of by accident.. she had mentioned a work and family problem online, to which I replied jokingly “come work for me”, thinking she would say no. She surprisingly loved the idea, and BOOM. We started the flood of ideas between the two of us. Even before this girl started her first day she was helping me with business tasks & taking dope-ass pictures at events. She is brilliant; coming up with idea after idea for the company, always offering awesome campaigns for social media impressions, and she also takes saucy pictures. Here is example:


Follow her on Instagram: @pseudodollmaya

She became even more awesome when she called me for an Interview on Springfield Highschool’s Radio Station!

97.7 WNLB play’s great music and conducts interviews of Springfield Alumni.

I had the pleasure of joining her on the station to answer a few questions about my high school experience, life-path and career. It was literally so much fun and I can’t wait until more radio interviews come my way!

Their APP is “WNLB977” on the Apple Store and Google Play Store!

BlueDevilRadio is a great radio station, and the music grows on me every-time I hear it.

Their app gives the song line-up, schedules a platform to listen to the station directly!

Let’s take a look..

“What year did you graduate”


“So being 4 years out of high school, do you think think being an adult on your own is easier than being in High School?”

I want to say yes&no, but My answer is absolutely. Bills and responsibilities are easy once you get the hang of them- and it’s never hard if your making a sufficient income. I think being able to explore the world and grow on your own terms is a huge part to becoming an adult, and I think the thresh-hold of the new opportunities that arise in your early twenties are amazing. It’s sometimes really tough to become yourself when your parents, family and school authorities weigh their collective belief systems down a bit too hard to prepare you.

“What was your biggest expectation post graduation?”

I honestly didn’t expect much- I mean, I’ve always connected with music and entrepreneurship; but I never expected that I would find the knowledge, motivation and support to create a successful life on my own terms. I expected to work high traffic serving jobs while exploring online incomes of any sort. That kind-of snow-balled into creating my own company, Pseudo Pharm, which I use to market campaigns, create content, book photography sessions, offer Crypto-currency & business consultations, and produce my product line.

“What did you decide to do after high school?”

At first I ran away to Center-Ville, where I was finally taught natural health and organic foods. I came back home with that new knowledge, and started Cosmetology School. I absolutely loved it but didn’t vibe with the bad energy most of those women carry and output. I quit halfway through and started working my butt-off serving while also building my own company, so I could create a business with a loving environment.

“If you had to give freshman you advice, what would it be?”

High-school is full of animals, and I strongly suggest tuning into your own energy and not hurting yourself by focusing on the people you do not vibe with. Pay attention in school, appreciate the fact that you have all of this free knowledge at your finger tips. Find the things you enjoy and excel in them. The world after high-school is wide open with opportunity for whatever career calls to you, but it is absolutely up to you to find success in it.

” For you personally, do you think that there is anything Springfield has taught you that you still carry to this day?”

Perseverance. Life is always going to throw curve balls at you, so you need to be determined to press on toward your personal success goals no matter the situation at hand.

“What was your high school experience like?”

Crazy. I was fed GMO’s and terrible habits, and wasn’t sure how to read energies or communicate properly, so I had a small circle of friends at all times. I focused on the things I enjoyed, like art and music, worked to keep my grades up and prepared myself for the after-life of Highschool so I could become the person I really wanted to be.

“How long did attended Springfield schools?”

From third grade until I graduated in 2014, and before that I was at Swanton. So, about 10 years.

“Do you still keep in contact with anyone you went to school with?”

Only a select few people, most of them from band. My friends Andrew Ha. and John He. stuck around for years, I’ve stayed in contact with Veronika Sh., Hailey Sz., and Emily B. on Snapchat,  and Kara A. just recently came back into my life through my company.

“What do you think your biggest achievement was during the years you attended Springfield?”

My grades and band. Even through all of the sickness, missed school days, bullying and family bull-crap I managed a good GPA and excelled in the music industry. I was very proud of that.

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Interview With Elena Rodriguez

So many entrepreneurs are making money online now-a-days. It is so possible to live life enjoying the things you love & sharing it with the world- as long as you know how to use social media to your advantage.

We follow so many successful online entrepreneurs that make a living doing just that… 

They can wake up everyday and make 1000s just by making phone calls, writing, and marketing. Bella Thorne can make $10,000-$25,000 per social media post. Imagine being able to plan 5 posts a day just to make $100,000- not including running campaigns, merchandise, products, affiliations, movies, etc.

By the way, if you haven’t checked out Bella Thorne’s new Filthy Fangs Record label & Dope Merchandise, Give a Glance: It’s pretty Epic.


All you have to do is find what you’re good at and consistently share it on the correct forums, with the correct back-links to make money on the impressions.

How do you go about starting this type of career though?

If you haven’t been given the necessary knowledge, or searched for it yourself- it can be very hard to start up on your own. However, once you acquire the knowledge, it’s easy from there.

“Do you want to start making money to pay bills on your own accord, but find yourself stumped on which steps to take first?”

We have almost three years experience building social accounts, product lines, marketing campaigns, investment opportunities and more- reaching about 1M people last year- so we are incredibly excited to share with you guys a few of our favorite tips and tricks along the way.

We have recently contacted a few of our favorite bloggers, models and business owners to crack their code on social media marketing.

Today we are speaking with Elena Rodriguez; California Instagram Sensation!

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She has brought herself to success on Instagram alone with NO Managers or investors!

She travels to local festivals & shops to promote companies and their products while having a good time and smoking! Who wouldn’t want to do that!

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Let’s take a behind the scene look at Elena’s path to success…

“When did you start this career?”

When I was 18

“What inspired you to follow this path?”

 I saw a bunch of women becoming successful on Instagram, and it inspired me to do it myself. I just started posting and it took off from there. I’ve since sponsored different events, companies and products like SootheLife CBD Vape Pens.

“You have worked as an advocate for many companies/ products for quite some time now. What has been your favorite company to work with?”

Currently I’m enjoying campaigning for BudBoys E Juice, SootheLife CBD Cape Pens, & Push Trees on my Instagram!

“You only utilize Youtube & Instagram to spread the name Duchess, but what enticed you to use those two marketing platforms? Have they proved successful for your intentions?”

 They were the first one’s I dabbled with and they have proven to be very sufficient. I grew very quickly over the last few years, and haven’t needed to branch out. I like the easy-use of the posting platform to get content out as well.

“Are you working for a modeling agency, or managing yourself?”

  Nope, I’ve done it all myself, contacting company owners, visiting events and creating the necessary content.

“Do you have any success advice for our fellow stone-y entrepreneurs?”

Just go for it. I jumped in and found success quickly, so find what you like and just start doing it. So many people are making money online now; it’s almost impossible not to yourself, as long as you have the drive.

“That was wonderful, thank you. Well, everybody that wraps it up today, thank you for tuning into PseudoPharm’s LIVE Instagram Interview with Elena. Have a wonderful day.”

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Tips To Travel Like A PRO!

Hello Fellow Earth Dwellers.

Today I will show you how to become a PRO Traveler! I have been seriously missing the road-trips with Tyler lately, and it’s just at the cusp of the season to do so. There is a lot of us who want to travel, but feel as if they can’t or just do not understand how easy it is. I’d like to be the advocate to show y’all just how capable each of you are to take affordable trips once in a while.

Tyler and I usually take 20-25 small vacations during the warm months, because our favorite thing to do together is to pack up and drive somewhere to meditate and hike. We frequent Hocking Hills because it is the best hiking spot in all of Ohio, full of beautiful scenery no matter where ya go.

Once on a trip with my brothers, we went off trail on the mountaintop to climb down the cliff-side through large cracks, hanging trees, and tilted rocks until we reached the bottom. We were literally 30 yards away from the trail at the bottom of the mountain but hit a drop on the cliff-side that was too large, which  had zero sturdy hanging trees to climb down- so we went all the way back up the mountain for another hour and finished the trail. It was quite comical, and a wonderful time.

I have here a compilation of all our favorite tips to live by when we travel (because it’s often, so this has helped a lot). Our lives have been so much easier and trips are less stressful, always. I’d like to share these tips with you guys today, and also encourage y’all to take more vacations. Follow these guidelines to start traveling with ease today!

I’d love to hear what tips y’all have, and if you send them here we can feature them on our social media 🙂

How To Travel Like A PRO!

  • Pack light! Taking a trip is 100x easier if you pack only essentials.

My mother is a mom, after all- so she would pack everything in the house to prepare the family for vacationing. She would tell us to pack two days before and bring one of everything. It was cute.

As an adult whom now transports my own baggage, I’ve learned that you can pack way smarter to have an easier time along the trip there and back.

Tyler and I share 1 book-bag for all clothes, toiletries and personals. (Chargers, books, entertainment, etc) and 1 box of food or other items. That’s usually it.

  • Pack non-perishable foods. This makes transport and clean-up very easy, and saves money on food. We pack canned beans, vegetables, fruits and soups. We like to bring dried fruits, nuts, and chips for snacks, and one case of water for every person attending the trip.
  • Pack hiking clothes. I don’t know about you, but Tyler and I always end up finding a place to hike or walk. If there is a trail, we gravitate towards it. So one thing I’ve learned is definitely bring clothes to do so- otherwise your nice stuff becomes gunked.
  • Pack a filtered water bottle. Whether you are camping or in an unfamiliar place, clean water may not always be available. We have seriously appreciated having a water bottle to filter out all fluoride, metals and toxins in any water we come across.
  • You can utilize a large Adidas bag to your advantage- the middle compartment is large enough to fit any clothes and personal items and there are two large side pockets to fit anything else you need, i.e. toiletries and entertainment
  • Always bring a few stones/crystals. We have a large collection, and multiple sets of favorites for different needs, frequencies or meditations. One of the most important things we try to remember is whatever stones feel right at the time. I once thought I had forgotten to pick out a few for a Florida trip (it was my first time flying and they’re comforting in meditation) but while boarding the plane I found my two favorite rocks in my purse! It was an amazing accident, and I held tight to them the rest of the trip. Stones regulate and cleanse energy, while attracting the right kind. You never know when you’ll need them, so always grab a few!
  • If you are going on a Business trip, pack smart! An inter-changeable packing method is essential here, because you need multiple types of clothing; as well as business supplies most of the time.

The trick is this:

  • 2 Shirts
  • 1 Jacket/ Blazer
  • 1 Cardigan
  • 1 Skirt
  • 2 Pairs of pants
  • 1 Dress
  • 2 Pairs of shoes (One hiking, one cute)

These 10 items will easily last you a week of outfits! Mix and match everything into easily 10 different outfits. Fold items as you’re done so clean-up and packing is way easier. Then you can pack one workout set and one sleep set.

  • If you struggle with travel anxiety, try a few meditation/breathing methods- or even a good book!  The distraction of getting lost in a story, or breathing the body into relaxation will effectively calm the mind and ease the process. Focusing on the anxiety usually results in a head or stomach ache, so I’ve found that these methods help ease symptoms before it gets to that point.
  • If you’re traveling by plane, I highly recommend Flights Mojo because we’ve had awesome experiences every-time! We can easily sift through the cheapest/best flights and book with a click of a finger!
  • We always use for our hotels and cabins. We like to stay in the upper-class options, and they have an awesome selection of both the high and low end stays. Choose from the best prices compiled on one site! It’s always super convenient and easy to book! They give you a calendar for each listing to check availability without calling, and you can choose your dates by sliding your finger! No phone calls and no waiting.

  • We use our Pseudo Brand Castile soaps for travel. We only need two small 4 oz. bottles and voila!
  1. Laundry Detergent
  2. Dish Soap
  3. Shampoo
  4. Body Wash
  5. Multi-Purpose Cleaner/ Disinfectant

ALL TAKEN CARE OF! No buying supplies while on vacation, only to throw them away. No carrying a huge bag of toiletries just for all of these things. NOPE. One. Single. Soap.  Two small bottles for all five products 🙂 This has literally been amazing for us.

  • If you wear make-up, pack lightly. So many women bring cases of make-up, and it makes my eyes roll. Unless you need it for your job or something that literally entitles many people needing that much make-up, then why are you bringing it? Maybe 10 of those 100 products will be used. So this tip is to pack lightly. Only bring the necessities: 1 Mascara, 1 Eye shadow palette (small), 1 Lipstick, 1 Blush/Contour Bronzer, and if you can help it: no powder/ foundation. I know some can’t live without it, but if you can- do. It is healthier for your skin, safer for your luggage (Breaking bottles really sucks) and saves space.

*Ticket prices are starting  from the Detroit Metro Airport!

Best Travel Destinations

This is a wonderful place to go if you need a break from the world, but do not have a lot of cash on hand. The drive into the city is amazing, and any hotel or cabin you rent will be absolutely beautiful and surrounded by trails to walk on for days and days. With a short drive you can reach the main focal points of Hocking Hills such as Old Man’s Cave and Conkles Hallow, which are great spots to start on. We enjoy going off trail anywhere we go, and this is the best place to do so- but BE CAREFUL. Any step could be a drop into a crack, cave or sink hole- and you do NOT want to fall.

For us: $40 in gas

This is a beautiful place to go as well. You are right next to a Colorado City, which is laced with awesome places to visit- and you are a short drive from the mountains and scenery! The thing about Colorado, is that no matter where you go- there is scenery. Especially for someone who grew up on flat Ohio land and only visited Hocking Hills. Enjoy the quiet serenity, while enjoying beautiful hikes through the high energy mountains.

Round-Trip flight: $445

Florida is the first ever place I have flown to, and It is one of my favorite trips to this day. There is deep sea fishing, which is absolutely amazing. I’m terrified of boats, but it was so beautiful and fun that I got over it quickly and enjoyed fishing for grunts. Someone even caught a huge orange squid! My boyfriend’s beautiful cousin Sara, pictured below, captured an incredible picture holding the beast! She handled that slithering beauty like a pro! I was nervous to even tough it, so I was pretty proud. We ended up catching a bucket full of grunt fish, and cooked homemade tacos for dinner!


Florida has an air boat ride which takes you down the river into a spring to swim and drink delicious, naturally filtered water.

They also have delicious food, everywhere. Even rest-stops are filled with Starbuck’s, Pizza Hut and local fancy Thai, Mexican and sushi.

Oh, and the strip malls! All top brands, like Gucci, Vera Bradley, Versace, Forever 21, and Gap send over-stock to malls like these for up to 70% off!

Panama City, Florida round-trip flight: $445 but if you catch tickets at the right time, they go down to $60 round-trip!

This is a beautiful state, full of history, beauty, and awesome attractions. For example, you should check out the Georgia Aquarium, Atlanta Botanical Garden, or Rock city.

Round-Trip Tickets: $1101.85

This is an obvious one. Italy is absolutely exquisite, and you can back-pack through to see the architecture, mountains, cities and vast beauty. The hotels are amazing and the cities adorable. This is a beautiful honey-moon destination.

Round-trip Flight Tickets: $2643.07

Definitely check out Corks, Crafts & Canvases LLC in Reidville, South Carolina! You can relax, drink wine, eat delicious appetizers while learning to paint a beautiful canvas! I absolutely love the concept, an the shop is gorgeous! Their prices are un-beatable! Grab the whole group and enjoy a nice evening out 🙂 The scenery here is beautiful, and SC offers huge mountains and awesome national parks!


Jessica Booth, of GIRL has formulated a perfect chart to deciding what to pack!


You’ll never over-pack again!

Traveling can be small or large scale, and both types of vacations are always worth it!

So, what tips do you have for traveling like a pro? We’d love to hear them! Add us on social media and send your tips to Twitter or Instagram and we will share it here.


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Apple Cinnamon Oats


Healthy Breakfast Recipe



Easy, healthy, quick and delicious.

My mother always tried to get me to eat oats as a child, but the texture always got to me. I learned as an adult with widespread taste-buds that when made correctly, oats are absolutely delicious!


There are a few pointers, though:

  • Do not use boxed brands, instead grab the real oats. Rolled or steel cut is what you’d be looking for. We prefer organic brands, such as Simple Truth.
  • If you are allergic to dairy and soy, almond milk is a delicious substitute.
  • Do not overcook the oats, as they will become mushy. There is supposed to be a light bite to them still.
  • Use low heat on the range, because this can burn easily.
  • You can use different mixtures of fruits, sweeteners like honey or agave, spices like cinnamon or nutmeg, and toppings such as nuts or dried fruits! Our favorite ingredients are: Apple, Walnuts, Dragon-fruit, Blueberries, Strawberries, Banana, Almonds, Raisins, Cranberries, and more!

And you know what is awesome? I receive fruits & veggies in the mail every week, so the mix changes according to what they send me. It’s pretty neat!


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If you are struggling to eat fresh produce everyday, this is the easiest way to implement it into your diet. Just choose your favorites online, and wait for the surprise mixture every time you need it! Dinner regularly becomes different exciting dishes (We follow an “Around The World” rule: a different country every week.) and our shopping has never been easier. We get the big box, because our entire diet revolves around produce- so the 4 trips to the store every week has gone down to 1-2!!

Anyone can make Breakfast Oats with ease, and the one-pot clean-up makes for an awesome morning breakfast before you rush out.



Here is what you need:

  • 1/2 c Milk
  • 1/4 c Oats
  • 1 tbsp Cinnamon
  • 1 tbsp Butter
  • 1 Apple
  • 1/4 c Walnuts
  • 2 tbsp Honey, for drizzling




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Here is how to make it:





Step 1: Add the milk & butter, and bring to a rolling boil.
Step 2: Add the oats & cinnamon, and turn the heat to low.
Step 3: Cover and let simmer for approx. 10 minutes, or until the milk is absorbed. Stir occasionally to make sure this does not stick during this step.
Remove from heat.
Step 4: Core & chop 1/2 of the apple, and add it to the pan along with 1/2 of the walnuts, and stir.
Add the rest of the apple & walnuts for toppings, along with honey drizzle, cinnamon, raspberries- and maybe a little whip-cream 😉

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Jalapeno Poppers

How amazing are the Jalapeno Poppers whenever you find them on a menu? We have been ordering at oasis a lot lately, specifically for the poppers, and I sort-of had an epiphany.

I make everything from home, so why not these?

We always have them on hand, and most of the other ingredients as well- since I’ve been sushi obsessed.

The boys wouldn’t put these down! I had them sneaking into the kitchen to grab one while I wasn’t looking throughout the whole process of cooking and photographing the poppers. Within minutes they were totally gone.


Let me tell you…

There is nothing better than a homemade Jalapeno Popper, Bro.

The flavor is spicy, the crunch is still present in the nearly fresh jalapeno, and the price is 1/3 what you normally pay!!!

We picked up a lb of jalapenos, which is around 15, for only $2 and all of the other ingredients we had at home. You can literally make 30 poppers for around $5! How unbelievable is that shit when you pay $9 for 7 poppers anywhere else? That is so booty. I will never go back and since I have found our new favorite late-night snack food, I thought I’d share with y’all 🙂

What You Need:

  • 1 lb Jalapenos
  • 6-8 oz Cream Cheese

For Breading:

  • 1/2 c Flour
  • 1 tsp Baking Soda
  • 1 tbsp Salt
  • 1 tbsp Pepper
  • 1/4-1/2 c Milk (Depending on consistency)

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  1. Cut jalapenos in half, and core each half.
  2. Whisk cream cheese for better pliability, and fill each jalapeno half. Smooth the cheese around the edges of the pepper, to limit messes.
  3. Freeze for 1 hour.
  4. In the mean time, add all breading ingredients to a bowl, and whisk until every chunk is broken down. Refrigerate for 1 hour as well.
  5. Once both are cold, Heat a pot of oil on medium heat. Coat each popper and drop into oil. Fry 3-4 at a time only, unless you have a larger fryer. Once they float, they’re done- you do not want cream cheese to leak out.
  6. Set onto a paper-towel to dry excess oils, and enjoy!


WARNING: If you do not handle spice well, stop after 5. *Insert giggle* These babies are fresh, so they are HOT!

Dunk in your favorite sauce for extra goodness!


The BEST PART: These are even better re-heated! Bag the left-over poppers and put into the freezer, next time you want some just heat up fry oil and re-fry them. They will be crunchier and more delicious!

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Fortnite 101: The Ultimate Guide

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Hey y’all!

So there’s this new disease going around called “Fortnite Battle Royal” and I’d like to talk about it today!

Now, if you like first or third person shooter games; this game is The Tits.

Much like doughnuts, every-time you are satisfied and think you’re done for the night- it sucks you right back in with one look 🍩

The game has building techniques involved, different ranking weapons (which I was first introduced to with Borderlands Pre-Sequel and LOVE). The terrain is vast and filled with opportunity to snipe Bitches, improve your skills, play competitively on the leader boards and upgrade your levels!

Ive searched and searched for a decent Fortnite guide, but every single one has been over simplified and filled with common knowledge- so I wanted to compile a guide with all of the good stuff. The “golden chest items”, if I may.




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Here you will find:

  • The best classes, grouped by play-style
  • Busy/quiet places around the map
  • Strategy tips/ How to stay alive
  • The best loot drops
  • The best hidden drop points



First of all, let’s talk about Class options. Epic Games offers many different weapons in Fortnite, which can inter mix to completely different ways of playing. I use a more aggressive tactic than Tyler does; he likes to usually avoid contact and make his way into the circle. These different styles can be emphasized or weakened by the gun choices! Here are a few of the best class options for our favorite play-styles!



Sniper & a Shotgun or Silenced Handgun

This is the class I use the most. Great for an aggressive style. These are common weapons usually, so you can loot up quickly and run along to get kills for upgraded snipers and side weapons. You can quickly shotgun an enemy from close range, and silenced handguns offer a mid-range attack while minimizing the noise. Snipers are important while moving into the circle because you will find yourself in wide open spaces often, and finding an enemy in the distance is too common to not practice ranged skills. If you can snipe while they are moving in, it’s less people you’ll encounter close range once in the circle.

Sniper & an Assault Rifle

This is also pretty awesome if you can find rare or legendary items. This offers high damage and wide range capabilities, but also has its dis-advantages. You definitely want to grab a grenade or shotgun if you carry this class because neither the sniper nor the assault rifle is going to help you in close range. The accuracy at mid and long range is quite helpful though, so if you like to stay in high or open areas this class is awesome to catch passing enemies.

Assault Rifle & a Shotgun

If you like to run in tight, hidden corners all the way through the game and go from place to place looting and hiding.. this is the class for you. The Assault rifles are accurate and pretty decent mid-long range. The shotgun offers heavy spray damage, which is especially nice if you always aim at the head. I can’t tell you how many times a dude shot gunned me in the head and I had no chance. This class is missing a long range weapon, which is pretty essential in this game, unless you always manage to be in close quarters. I definitely suggest swapping out a slot for a grenade/rocket launcher or grenades. These will help you tear down forts, as Assault rifles and shotguns are pretty useless unless you’re close to the base or have a Scar of high rank.

Assault Rifle & a Handgun

This is a serious balls-to-the-wall method of play, as you have zero long range. But the guns are accurate and effective. This is awesome if you like to stay in close quarters where a lot of enemies go. Movement speed is highest with a handgun and the damage is decent if you aim well. The key to this method is quick draw and always aim for the head. Again, the disadvantage here is range, so you may want to sacrifice a slot for grenades or a launcher for any barriers, long distance engagements or towers.

Shotgun & Handgun

Oh man, is this play-style fun. I ALWAYS take grenades with me until I find a legendary launcher- because this style gets intense. This is awesome for looters, because they are always caught up in buildings and tight corners. The shotgun offers serious damage to anyone daring to come find you, and the handgun offers a slight range, and maneuverability for when you need to turn around and “boop” someone in the head real quick. I would only carry this class if you get super lucky on the drops. Purple and legendary pistols only are suggested here, and you definitely want to carry a green pump or purple tactical.



The map is a huge collective of towns, neighborhoods, business’ and ruins. Loot is spread randomly throughout different drop points, and there is unlimited opportunity to change up the strategy every time.

Busiest Places:

  • Tilted Towers
  • Snobby Shores
  • Pleasant Park
  • Greasy Grove
  • Retail Row

Quiet Places:

  • If you’re lucky, Pleasant Park
  • Junk Junction
  • Moisty Mire
  • Wailing Woods
  • Tomato Town

What To Do If:

You want to hide:

  1. Take the scenic routes like the outskirts of the river and field areas dotted with trees to stay away from most of the traffic.
  2. Set up a 1×1 room that is raised above the ground on at least 3 walls, and put a trap on the ceiling. Then… put a legendary on the floor. Evil, right? But effective.
  3. A quiet weapon class is going to be your best option to surprise any passer-by’s.
  4. Grenades are fun 😉 You don’t give away your position and it deals a butt-load of damage.
  5. Stay in the trees and bushes, always move from point to point and check your area.
  6. Traps are your friend!

You want to go balls-out:

  1. Open spaces like fields, bridges and meadows are best. Try to stay where you know traffic is flowing, and always run into the sound of bullets to engage.
  2. Drop popular places and get a gun as soon as possible.
  3. Don’t be greedy; get decent loot and move on. You will kill people with a legendary, rare and health pack. Pick up any along the way so you can have health obviously, but once your class has a weapon, health and shields- move on and don’t keep looking. Characters die late in the game while looting most of the time. Be the guy finding the looters and catching them by surprise; you can easily make your way to first place that way.
  4. The storm isn’t your enemy unless you have no way to reach the circle in time. But most of the time, if you have health packs you’re going to make it. Even if you can get a kill on the way, they will most likely have health packs so you can make it to the circle. If you grab quick loot and go, you can post up where you know traffic will flow on the map towards the circle and catch them off guard. If you are stuck in the storm, this is a great advantage to find enemies that are panicking and most likely won’t survive an ambush.


Best Loot Locations:

  • Loot Lake:

This is in the center of the map, almost always in the circle for a while, and also incredibly busy sometimes. However, there is almost always a chest or great loot in the house, and a chest is down in the cave underneath the hill. There are also a few boats in the water that have chests with awesome loot in them. Beware, as you’re either going to get lucky and have no one land; or you’ll have every-one land here. Thankfully, people are considerably distracted by Tilted Towers right now, as popular Youtuber Muselk and his buddies have made it “The Spot to be” for skilled gamer’s. In one episode, he and his friends drop with every enemy in the game in Tilted Towers and last to 5 PEOPLE!

  • Pleasant Park:

It is easy to land on a house and grab decent loot to surprise the guy next door with. You can easily loot the whole neighborhood at one time by letting everyone kill each other off and making your way through; plucking off enemies to grab their loot and move into the circle. They did the work for you, how awesome. Sometimes you are alone, and this is awesome as well because every house has a chest or two, and there are up to two random chest spawns in the area! You can quickly set yourself up for success and move on in the game without the need to loot again by starting at Pleasant.

  • Wailing Woods:

There is a house at the tip of Wailing Woods, right next to the shore. There is almost always a chest or two, and three floors of loot. You have a great advantage from here to move into the circle, as most of your trek is through tree’s.

  • Snobby Shores:

If you are skilled enough to pluck off enemies that land near you, or get lucky and land alone, you can grab everything you need at Snobby. Most of the time there is 5-10 chests, a secret loot spot, and a plethora of Rare and Epic items to choose from.

  • Tilted Towers:

While it is super dangerous currently to start in Tilted, it is a great start and finish if you can battle your way out. There is almost always a few chests, Epic’s, and Legendary’s. You have high and low ground to utilize to your advantage, as well as wide streets or tight corners inside the buildings. There is a lot of building opportunity around here, and you will often see huge forts or building between sky-scrapers.

Strategy Tips:

  • Stick to the outskirts of the map and busy area’s to avoid heavy traffic
  • Always engage! This is the key to improving your skills and winning every-time. You need to be ready to play aggressively. None of the pussy shit. Pardon my french 🙂
  • Taking high ground will give you the upper hand and also help you with improving aim because the drop effect does not apply when you’re higher up.
  • Building during combat is essential at times; as is can save your butt if there are shots being fired. However, building a huge base is dangerous; especially late in game. People usually have a purple/ legendary scar or a launcher of some sort- which will mow down any tower you may have. Imagine dying from fall damage (insert eye roll).


  • When applicable, crouch to shoot. It will decrease your need to move the cursor around the enemy and also make it harder in certain situations to shoot you. Especially when you encounter jumpers.
  • Hug all corners. Hug trees, mountainsides, buildings, walls inside buildings, etc. Taking the wide corners make it easier for enemies to shoot you. Instead try hugging so you can pop in and out of the corner if an enemy surfaces.
  • When shooting, do not move the cursor vertical up and down at all. Only left to right, even if they are jumping. They have to come down from every jump, and while they are re-adjusting their aim- you have your cursor ready to shoot as they land right into it every time.
  • Remember that guns follow the drop rule, If you are aiming up or far away, the bullets will drop as they go further. If you do not take this into consideration, you could hit much lower than expected, thus not dealing enough damage, or any at all. I’ve learned that anything 50-100 meters uses the first notch, and anything up to 200 uses the second. You do not have to over estimate the drop with sniper’s because unless you’re over 400-600 meters, it doesn’t usually use the third, fourth or fifth notches.
  • Always aim for the head. You will do the most damage, which is key to getting the upper hand in combat; especially if you’re not the best at hitting every shot dealt.
  • Jumping deliberately lowers your aim in the game. Not only is it set up that way, but moving up and down like that will throw anyone off. It is helpful in certain situations, but definitely dangerous in most if you do not have perfect aim.
  • Always bait a drop box before you hit it. The likely-hood of someone else seeing it before you is high, and they will most likely try to grab it if they do not see you. Once they open it, let loose. Preferably with a sniper if you have it. You then receive their loot and the crate’s loot. Boom.
  • When you hear an enemy close, stop and listen for a moment if you can. Most often you can tell if they are to the left, right, or back side of you, and get the drop on them that way.
  • Don’t panic when you engage with an enemy. Calmness brings better decision making. They are more scared than you unless they’ve mastered this skill, so focus on aim, not running away.
  • Here’s a big one: Don’t Die! *Courtesy of Plumbotron on PS4*
  • Bushes offer extra shields, but make you incredibly vulnerable. We like to call those people “Bush Bitches” Don’t be a Bush Bitch.


Secret Chests:

There are many spots players neglect that contain 2-5 chests. Some even 8. Here are the one’s Tyler and I have found so far that may help you out a lot.

  1. Location: Snobby Shores

*Courtesy of XxInkJoyxX on PS4*

Where: Far left house, near the entrance to the basement is a bookcase with a hidden room behind it.


  • Contains 1-3 chests
  • 1-4 ammo crates
  • Always decent floor loot


  • Most popular house in Snobby
  • Hard location to leave unseen

2. Location: Tilted Towers

*Courtesy of Bonecollllector on PS4*

Where: In the pawn shop there is a bookcase with an entrance to a basement behind it.


  • Contains 1-2 chests
  • Usually 1-2 Ammo crates


  • Tilted is the most populated area in the game
  • This is a hard area to leave unseen
  • This is a well-known spot for seasoned players and popular Youtuber’s

3. Location: Greasy Grove

Where: In the outdoor store, there is a staircase that has a wall behind it with a hidden room.


  • This is an easy chest to access
  • There is other chests around the building and decent floor loot
  • There is almost always a shotgun the the left immediately entering the store


  • Many noobs spawn here
  • Breaking down the wall makes noise that is able to be heard all around this area

4. Location: Retail Row


Where: The dog house to the back right of the far white house, which has the upper balcony.


  • This is an easy chest to drop on and have an upper hand, as the dog house is mined in two clicks instead of 3-5.


  • This is out in the open
  • This is a relatively popular drop area

5. Location: Moisty Mire

Where: Behind the large tree in the center of the swamp.


  • This is a non-popular drop area
  • There is a surplus of wood, so mining resources is easy from the start
  • This is a quick & easy chest to grab


  • This is a difficult area to get out of, as it is surrounded by water. Moving into the circle quickly is important here, because unless you build over the water you’re going to be treading mud for a while
  • There is few loot spots in this area
  • The loot here is spread out among the water

6. Location: Fatal Fields

Where: Hidden cave behind fatal fields by the small river. There is a chest on either the left or right side cave.


  • Easy to find
  • Easy/ quick to access


  • Out in the open
  • Next to Fatal Fields, which isn’t very dense with loot. Maybe a chest or two.


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How to make $1000 Extra/ Month


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What is your New Year goal? Probably to be a money making bad-ass this year. Right? Same. But working the latest dead-end job is proving to be tiring and not worth it.

Here’s what you need to do. Scratch everything off your To-Do list and follow this one:

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Don’t continue this year listening to the worldwide drama, wasting your time working mundane soul-killing jobs to make ends meet. Say good-bye to the haters who are un-motivated to be a Big $$ Baller, and start working for yourself.

In all seriousness though, there is always room for a few hours of computer work in the week! Even 5-10 hours set aside for productive internet time can prove beneficial financially and eventually lead you to a path of working full-time from home!

“How nice it would be..” to work from the comfort of your own bedroom or home office- and eventually a tropical place that you were paid to stay 🙂 These jobs are sure-fire ways to make $$ once you are accepted! As long as you find the time to complete the tasks you signed up for- there is money to be made!  There are so many  Apps and services that you can utilize to reach an easy extra $1/ month that it’s crazy! You just have to find them.

So many people are coming to us about how we fund the Pseudo Pharm Ad campaigns going around. Well, my friends: this is it! These money making options bring enough cash to effectively market my company!

I’ve compiled a few of my favorite side hustles so you guys can make extra money too!



These are trusted websites that payout for your time completing surveys, testing products, or completing tasks. How simple!

Complete tasks, enter receipts, download content, and share links to make SwagBucks, which cam be redeemed through Gift Cards. This is one of the most used and advertised- because it is the most trusted- people easily make $800 on here alone!

Receive products in the mail to share and review online to earn $3 per survey! You can leave reviews on different rating sites, create posts on social media, and share with your friends.

Review the newest up-coming products to steer Popular companies and Government entities in the right direction! Every company wants to see the reaction their product brings before they launch it countrywide, so they will send out prototypes or a small percent of the initial inventory to consumers willing to review and share their brand!

This website is the most user-friendly, and easily navigated. You can earn for answering poll’s, completing survey’s, and even setting up your profile!

Same deal here. Companies pay for your insights on their products! Talk about your favorite Brands on social media such as Twitter, Facebook or Tumblr to make money on the side- Super Simple. I honestly utilize this to pay for business clothing!

  • Shop Tracker:

    Here’s a way to be a baller this year: Earn money every time you spend money. Crazy, right? Not anymore, because everyone shops online! Why not receive cash-back every-time you do? All you have to do is link your Amazon account and start earning. Every single time you purchase something online, $$ back gets deposited! It’s a seriously great way to earn extra side cash. Especially for someone like me, who purchased thousands of products online for Pseudo Pharm.

  • VIP Voice:

This one is pretty cool, because you can complete surveys to be entered to win Trips! Receive random trips for free if you take the time once-twice a week to fill out surveys! How awesome would it be to open your email and see you’re going to Tahiti, Ireland or Mexico! 😍 I have only been using it for two weeks, and I’ll let y’all know the progress in a month! My mom has been doing PCH religiously for, like, 5 years now and hasn’t received any sort of winnings, and this has proven very promising for 1000s of consumers!


This is a platform used all across the world to bring together citizens to answer polls about the country and current issues. You can stay up-to-date with current politics, history, and the views of our people while also offering your own opinion every time!

Earn points and turn the cash into gift cards just for answering surveys about products you use, or even  your stance on the world. Offer any opinion you’d like to get out there, because their message is for the people, by the people. You can talk about popular companies, political updates, current music, popular artists, fashion, financial topics, and more with millions of people who want to answer! And you EARN CASH FOR IT!

E-Poll provides a convenient online forum for users to express their opinions on a variety of issues that affect their daily life. E-poll’s goal is to give users an effective tool to project their voice through interactive surveys. Users earn valuable reward points that can be cashed in for gift cards or other exciting stuff when they become an E-Poll member.

If you’d like to earn Gift cards for your opinion; click here.

They have different offers for consumers under 25 and consumers over 25 years of age.

Teach Online:

These are companies hiring online teachers to host the classes offered to consumers looking to learn English and any other subjects! You can easily become a teacher; some hire even without experience! Begin working full-time or part-time, and with completely flexible hours.

-Bachelor’s Degree required

-7.5 hrs a week required

-Pays $14-22/ hr

-Pays $8-39/hr depending on your qualifications and experience

-Minimum graduate degree and some teaching experience required

-At least 4 hours a day

-No experience required

-Pays $10.20/hr

-No minimum work hour limit

They offer SAT, ACT and Math prep classes for students

-At least two years of teaching or tutoring experience

-Composite 28 on the ACT or a 650 on the SAT Math and SAT Verbal/CR

-Bachelor’s Degree and 6 work hours a week required

Are you super in-the-know about a topic? This platform allows teachers and instructors to create their own courses and sell/host them through their site! There are millions of students enrolled on Udemy just waiting to buy your course!

  • Enroll:

    This is a Program similar to Udemy that brings worldwide students and teachers together to teach unique classes.

Apply here.

Website Tester:

New websites are being built all the time. Everyday, there are 1000s of companies looking for testers to check the sites productivity, layout and response times. These sites offer online training and an easy platform to review each site with!

  • UserTesting:

    Companies sign up on this site to offer a limited amount of user testers to make money using the site! You make $10/ test completed, and it takes about a 1/2 hour to complete each one. You can sign up here.

Virtual Assistant:

This is an online job that is completed through a platform that you are typically employed under. You can create a profile and edit a portfolio to showcase everything you have to offer. From there you can utilize the database of job offerings posted on the site and apply with a click of a button. The employer will contact you with files, tasks, and emails! The jobs differ from company to company, as some need writers for email automation, some need writers to create the body of articles, and some need personal assistants for all sorts of daily tasks. This is a super easy way to make extra money, because most of it can be done on your phone or computer, anywhere and at anytime! Most tasks available aren’t even hard!

Brand Ambassador:

Start posting pictures all over social media wearing/using your favorite Brands, with a link to purchase. You can build a large following on multiple different sites, eventually contact your favorite companies with proof that you have the following and shares to make sales, and make money by effectively placing promotions and links. You can then make $$ from commission sales on all purchases made through your links, and get PPC payments just for showing your favorite products! Some companies even send free products to their top ambassadors to market and host Giveaway’s. We are working with a few top clothing brands for scheduled content- and already have multiple posts featuring our favorite products.

Here are a few examples:

  1. The Adam’s Adventure’s
  2. Italian Marble Necklace
  3. Bath Bombs


Amazon offers many money making options, and all of them are easy! These are especially nice if you are outputting content or affiliating any sort of products. Some of the many ways to make money through Amazon include:

    • Ad Placements You make a 10% commission on all sales made through the Ads placed into your content
    • CSA- Customer Service Associate: Answer phone calls & work in a chat room for $10/hr
    • 10% sales commission on all sales

You can find all of the necessary links to apply here at the amazon signup.


  • Earn 272 U.Cash for signing up!
  • Earn for spreading the word-50 U.Cash for each referral.
  • Complete tasks such as Linking Twitter, Facebook and other social media sites for various amounts of coin.
  • Share on your site to earn! For every promotional video, ad placement and blog you create, there’s cash to earn.
  • Download available apps to earn.
  • Post on social media- for every linked post or ad post you can earn!
  • You EVEN earn for transferring cash amount from USD to U.Cash. You make money for moving money!!! These are called Converters, and there are three options: You can convert as a retail store, online from your laptop, or in person. Sign up here.

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Do you need a boost for traffic?

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Looking for tips to use social media for higher impressions? Use this guide to start using Social Media the RIGHT way and explode your business/website today!

I’ve been using social media for different types of business marketing ever since I can remember. Upon starting this business I’ve discovered hundreds of new techniques, sources, apps, plugins, and more- readily expanding my knowledge every single day.

This has been a long journey so far, and a shit load to learn.

Oh, don’t you worry- this has also been absolutely amazing and I have continued to love every part of this type of career. Every-day is wonderful and liberating; full of knowledge, hard work and personal growth.

There are so many ways to make money that I’ve never even imagined- so much so that some entrepreneurs become walking money machine’s; making money while they sleep!

I mean think about it, if you have thousands of readers and customers every day, all clicking through the pages, articles, books, and products that are plugged 100 times with money -making content, you’re bound to be making money all through-out the day. The key is a large amount of content, and a huge following. Which, of course, comes with a butt-load of time and hard work.

There are so many tips and tricks I’ve had to discover and implement into the business in order to find a professional way to create or share content, as well as attract the community we are looking to reach.

Social Media is one of the tools that sky-rockets company’s into what they are today.

This is undoubtedly one of the best marketing strategies for my company and thousands of others. Everyone and their Grandmother uses social media, so it is common reach 100,000 readers a month if you do it right.

Balancing every account and post can become tedious when there are so many other daily tasks to running a business or blog. I was spending easily 3 hours a day sharing and replying on every Pseudo social forum, so finding tools to make the process easier has sky-rocketed my time management and views!

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Tips to sky-rocket views with Social Media:

  • Keep a Personal written schedule to meet daily/weekly posting goals, keep up on all accounts, and post appropriate content at the correct times on each platform.
  • Use an App like Tailwind to schedule pins and reach other bloggers who are boosting each-others content. This has been so fantastic for me ever since signing up. I can share all of my posts in one place, schedule specific times and days as far out as necessary to free-up my time during the week to share on other platforms. This also allows your posts to reach thousands more users, as bloggers consistently share other blogger’s content to their 1000’s of followers- so every post has the potential for 15k shares!
  • Post content organically on each forum. For instance; do not post on Instagram and share it to Twitter- the displays are set up differently, so shared pictures do not show up on Twitter. Creating a post according to the layout of each social page is important for professionalism and optimal interaction.
  • Get creative! Post pictures with the work Fam, selfies while working hard, or even food from lunch because it was just oh, so #bomb.
  • Use hashtags! Seriously. Facebook doesn’t use #’s, but everything else does. And boy, does it help! Simply adding a # with 1,000,000 posts is awesome to reach the tons of people using it. Also using #’s with low post counts, such as 60-200, can be just as beneficial to reach a higher percentage of the people using the link. Either way, this is the way to spread each post as far and wide as possible!
  • Utilize engaging posts, such as Q&A’s, Polls, “Follow” Buttons and more. These are important to drive impression counts through the roof and see share counts rise.
  • Perform a small follow-spree on each site every day, and you will see exponential growth. Followers are key to outreach, and actively following an extra few thousand a month (50 per day with 8 accounts really adds up) can bring typically around 30-40% of those people as new followers. Which is always a great chunk more than previously. I noticed my Twitter outreach raise 10,000 a month simply by having 100 more followers to help see and spread my content.


Utilizing multiple avenues is important to success, which is why we keep so many Pseudo Pharm social media accounts! Here is what we use and why:


Social Media Platforms that drive Brand traffic:


Daily Marketing Schedule

  • Twitter & Tumblr: These are fantastic for businesses because they are quick & easy. Many different age groups play on these sites for one reason or another. It is so incredibly easy to reach 100,000 people a month on each of these, simply because of the amount of people using and the amount of times you can post per day. The post output is so high that people barely notice if you post 20 times- especially if your content is diversified. Utilizing hashtags is super important, and if you use the correct ones the reach is ridiculous. I once received 5x the impressions in one night from ONE trending hashtag.  You can find widely spread trends by connecting to popular cities. The optimal times to post on these sites are between 6-9 pm.
  • Facebook: Despite the treacherous climb to beat outreach algorithms, Facebook is a great advertising tool. They offer easy-to-use publishing tools, which range from simple pictures/videos, sales ads, special offers, and interactive templates- to job applications, share-able employment ads, boost options to get paid outreach, and event sharing. I’ve noticed that the only thing that drives reach here is diversified posts as much as possible. New content brings viewers- repeats just sit in the void. But the underlying problem is that users do not like “spam” accounts, and the criteria is very low to fall under the category. Special Tip: Select over-sea’s locations for boosted posts, as the currency provided will go much further, and communities are smaller- so shares grow exponentially. The best times to post here is between 11 am-2 pm & 7-9 pm.
  • Instagram: If you like photography- even if you’re a super mediocre iPhone photographer- this is your platform. Instagram is a simple-to-use media sharing site. You will find absolutely astounding art on Instagram. This is a place to be creative and share great vibes. Many companies also utilize Instagram solely for advertisement. You can edit photos and videos, add links to content and utilize hashtags to your advantage. A popular cannabis company grew 1,000,000 followers simply by using the #cheechandchong hashtag. Some #’s reach so many users in a day that 1,000,000 impressions from one post is actually possible, even for smaller accounts! The optimal post times are between 5-9 pm.
  • Pinterest: Oh, what a wonderful rabbit hole this is. Is it a fantastic marketing tool? Absolutely. But it is so easy to get lost in home decor DIY’s and recipe’s for hours and hours. Which makes it a great social media app for reaching creative people and other entrepreneurs. This forum has everything, from business tips, health tips, exercise, recipes, and fashion/makeup- to governmental information, history findings, herbal treatments, life advice and wedding ideas. The content output is insane, and each user has an unlimited number of boards; so posting 40 times is super easy. Especially with Tailwind; I used to get on the computer and post 25 new pins on Pinterest everyday. I never knew an App existed to help me archive posts to schedule later, find popular boards, and schedule posts all day every day an entire month out. I can take two half days a month to schedule all current content throughout the month, and add new content as needed. This saves hours of daily work, and I have been so thankful that I’m finally catching on to the secret’s to professional blogging. Sign Up Here for a free month! You can choose a free account once the gift is over 🙂 The best time-range for posts is 3-10 pm.
  • Reddit: Okay, so this is cool because you can search-term relevant topics and boards to post links and pictures to! There are so many forums of people sharing relevant products, content and news to each-other. You can post as many times as you want (only a few times on each board, though) and reach thousands each time. Posting on small feeds is important here as well, because your posts will be easily seen by everyone on the board. This makes it easy for your links to be sent to the top as the “Top-Post” and the more you receive that title, the more your posts are seen and shared. Voila! The best posting times are between 5-7 pm & 10 pm- 1 am.


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TA DA!!!!


So a few weeks ago I did something super exciting..

I’ve recently been back into contact with my wonderful childhood best friend Courtney Adams (I still accidentally call her Blevins).

We used to dream of a better life with freedom and opportunity together- reminiscing of all the things we would do when we were adults. She would plan our future weddings as I would scoff at the idea- eventually, she would say “you’ll want to one day, and we will have an awesome joint wedding and I’ll be saying “Ha-Ha.”  🙂 We would drive around town talking about what bad-bitches we would be with our successful businesses and freedom to live healthily/happily and love our families the right ways.

Well, here we are as grown-ass-women, building awesome businesses that perfectly represent each of our personalities and that have brought us into the beginning of our childhood dreams. She is an absolutely wonderful mother of two with a husband perfect for her nerdy butt, and I have my soulmate Tyler, whom proved Courtney right all those years 🙂

I have been thinking of Pseudo Pharm merchandise opportunities for a long time now, and haven’t found the right company for what we are looking for. All along Courtney was right in front of me! Her products are well-made, durable, absolutely beautiful, and LOW-PRICED!! DUH!

Of course I started immediately conversing with her about what designs to use for the prototypes, to which I gave her a few requirements and told her to use her own creativity to surprise me.

What a wonderful idea that was.. look how beautiful these turned out😍 I am so incredibly in love and excited for this year! I am filled with appreciation from the bottom of my heart!


I am so proud of You, I & our companies that are slowly climbing the mountain to success!✨ ”


If y’all are interested in Pseudo Pharm merch, contact us here! We will launch the line after 100 friends inquire!

If you would like to check out Courtney’s available products, take a look here!




She also does custom orders!

We also talked about the time consuming tasks of posting on social media all day, so I thought I’d take the time to mention Tailwind as well.

This is a great platform to schedule pins out as far as necessary! You can use old pins for easy scheduling and never have to worry about it!! There a lot of busy mom-preneurs on my site who could really benefit from the extra time this allows in the day! Plus this is a platform to share with thousands of other super popular blogs which can SOAR your page views!

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Business Start-Up Checklist


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So you are exploring starting a business or working from home, eh?

Well, let me be one of the first to say:

Welcome to the squad! 🙂

Welcome to the realm of people who put blood, sweat, and tears into a baby that will hopefully make them money while they sleep one day. That’s the American dream, right?


Millennial generations have been paving a path of freedom and enlightened thinking for the young adults of our society.  We follow a life of knowledge, love and success- and swaying away from typical behaviors of the last generations (i.e.; angst, fear, and always settling instead of going above and beyond.)

Wouldn’t it be wonderful to exceed the expectations of our previous generations, and show them a life of traveling, financial comfort, and optimism?

We as humans have to pay for our place on earth from the day we are born until the day we die. We are bred to work our life away to “live the life we want.”

Well, here is to creating a way to make money doing what makes you happy! Here is to enjoying the beautiful side of life that working 40-60 hours a week for someone else will always keep you from.

Businesses do not just pop into thin air. It is never likely to just pick a name, logo, location, and apply for a small business loan and expect everything to soar in the first few months-or even the first year. It takes many,  many hours of hard work, learning and marketing to build the necessary reputation needed to spread the business to enough people to formulate a consistent customer/reader base. But don’t get me wrong; anything takes work. You’re either going to spend those hours working for someone else’s company or working to build your own and reap all of the benefits. This form of a career is absolutely perfect for any creative entrepreneur looking to work for themselves to fill life with the things that bring them true happiness!

We have formulated a simple plan that will lead you easily through building any business from the ground- up with an awesome basic start-up!

This has worked for Pseudo Pharm as well as thousands of other bloggers, marketing professionals, entrepreneurs and business owners who started with similar initial start-up plans- and now make a sufficient monthly income!

There are obviously many other steps to take after this check-list is finished and applied to your new venture, but that depends on what avenue you are jumping into. However, no matter the business- this checklist will lead you down the trail to success!



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Create a solid plan:


What do you want the business to be?

There are so many forms of home-based income, and many of them end up corresponding with each-other.

These are as follows:

Writing/Blogging: This is your website; it will contain any article/blog written by you, for your business or other companies, as well as your recipes, videos, services available, the products available for purchase, and any contact info. This is the personality of your company on an online forum, sharing anything you have to offer in one place and presenting it in an inviting fashion. This can also include any social media accounts you use to promote this website.

Direct Sales: This is any products you bulk buy and re-sell, hand-make yourself and sell with love, or sell for someone else. Sales are a great option because you can make money with products in a zillion different ways- some including online, in person, at festivals, on sales sites, garage sales- etc. You have open availability to what you want to sell, and the possibilities are endless! Whether it is makeup, because you know a bunch of ladies who could stand behind a brand you love, or houses, or clothing, or advertisements, etc. We enjoy giving people the gift of natural health and organic ways of life- so our products include natural cleaners, non-toxic candles, hand-crafted jewelry, essential oils, CBD and more!

Marketing/ Affiliate Income: This is any companies you will become an affiliate for. That consists of adding links and ad placements on social media/blog posts to make a revenue for the impressions received. You also make money for clicks on the link, and any purchases made after the link is clicked! This is an awesome way to make passive income if you are outputting a lot of content and reaching a sufficient amount of people every day. This is the key to making money while you sleep.

Offering A Service: This is for the businesses such as photographers, cleaners, tutors, coaches, healthcare, grocery delivery, webdesign and more. Any company that you as the owner and/or your employee’s are being hired to offer a service. You can also offer online services, such as Skype conferences for prospective business owners to ask any current questions, and participate in a short one-on-one seminar about business start-up and management. This type of income includes a wide range of possibilities, and can bring in sufficient income depending on the service offered. You can also affiliate different subscription companies that are already successful, such as FabFitFun. Since we are partnered with their company, we can offer $10 off your box with our codes! How awesome is that? It’s a really great way to double up on avenue’s.

Subscriptions: These are subscription boxes, such as Pseudo’s Good Vibes Subscription Box. This is a service delivered to the subscriber’s door filled with random monthly goodies. Our’s contain a random mix of 3-5 of the following: herbs, incense, candles, stickers, jewelry, crystals/stones, and organic goodies from Pseudo’s product lines. You can make this type of company with anything you desire! Popular companies offer organic produce subscriptions, as well as clothing, shoes, mystic tools, herbs, dinners, beauty supplies, business supplies and more! These are fun, and decently easy! Just pack each box full of the products you’re offering and ship them out once a month! I love adding little gifts, fun trinkets and secret messages. This does take proper outreach and marketing, but is well worth it.

eBooks: Are you full of knowledge? Do you at least well rehearsed on a certain topic? Are you a professional mommy, entrepreneur or photographer? Write a short eBook about it! You can add visuals, gifs, videos, charts, graphs, comedy, and a crap-load of good information for readers! These range from $.99 to $20 depending on the content, investments made, and writers involved- which can bring sufficient income over time. For example, if purchased by 10,000 people for $1.99, that is $20,000 for writing one book. If you have multiple of these out, you can rack up passive sales! The trick here is to consistently market these eBooks. Spread a pre-release hype, and play with multiple ad placements to ensure a large outreach of prospective readers. This will bring immediate success, and allow the content to reach more readers over-time.



Using multiple types of reach to expand a company is optimal for high success. Everything takes time, and even utilizing up to 5 different types of business reach has taken 6 months to start spreading to enough readers that we are finally making a difference in the community- and just now grasping the beginning of our major goals as a company.

There are many ways to work for yourself and complete the goals you’ve set out for- it just depends where your niche is.


Ah, “Niche.”

I almost cringe at the word; I’ve probably read it about a zillion times. But the many bloggers, marketers and business owners are completely right to talk about finding your “niche.” You need to pull everything that you are as a person into deciding what you want to create. What will you be able to wake up to every-day and happily start the day’s work? Find the one thing that is absolutely what you are about. The one thing you know like the back of your hand, and have no trouble doing.

I personally am into meditation, self-health, and personal growth. I enjoy natural medicine, direct-sales, marketing of all sorts, travel, food, researching and writing. I also love meeting people and helping them find a way of healthy living through the knowledge and healing I have discovered or received. I wanted an opportunity to live my life, working for myself and enjoying the ride- while helping people, taking care of my family and not working myself to death. This type of career fits easily into the things I like to do day-to-day.


Don’t get me wrong, the path I have chosen takes hours and hours of working.

All of the reading, brainstorming, learning, organizing, writing, posting, creating, communicating, and more turns out to be about a 70 hour work week if you really want it to pay off in a timely manner.

However, the beauty of this job is:

  • You can explore anything you want to learn and share with readers
  • You can formulate income with products you enjoy making/standing behind
  • You have the time to care for family/your health, keep up with responsibilities, enjoy quality time with family/ friends, and more.
  • You can live life as it comes, sleep when you feel like it, and eat when you feel like it. And this is a great career to expand cooking knowledge to eat delicious meals.
  • You can drop any current work task to pause things if a family member really needs it. If you need a break and to shut off from the entire world you able to stop working and do what is needed to come back into a calm and motivated state of mind.
  • You can also hide in the office for 16 hours and work until fingers fall off if there is a lot of tasks to finish/content to output. You choose the hours and it’s wonderful.

The things I am able to do are allowing the exploration of finding happiness-  and I’m sharing this with you to offer a small reminder to find what makes you happy. A career that you’re willing to put in the strenuous work for; because nothing comes without effort. But also allows you to explore life, find yourself and enjoy loved ones along the way.


Your niche should exercise your true skills, and enhance your intelligence while motivating you to be the best you can be. In my opinion: wrapping tacos, lifting 100 lb concrete all day and stocking shelves aren’t exactly doing any of that. They probably do not bring very much happiness either, unless there are aspects that are truly awesome about jobs like those to you personally.


So- find your niche, and decide what you want to do with it.


Whether there is a specific set of topics you will cover on the blog, or a product you will sell, some ads you will market, or a service you will provide- go for it!


For me, I wanted to blog about natural health, business management, cannabis cultivation, personal growth, herbal treatment, marketing and spiritual guidance. As well as sharing quality companies and beautiful, affordable fashion that can make our friends feel good while taking care of the environment. I wanted to create and sell products that do just that, while growing a community base of wonderful people to share this message with and learn new insights from. To show them that you can work for yourself and do what you love while making significant income to care for yourself and your family. I want to reach enough people daily so I can make a difference in the world, show people a better path, meet the souls on the same path, travel around the world with my blog, eat and share amazing restaurant goodies from around the world, and explore different worldly cultures.


Pseudo Pharm has allowed me to find a path that leads me to do just that- and thankfully the following I need grows every day. I am no-where near where I’d like this wonderful company to be yet, but time will always bring success after all of the hard work and dedication.


What is your company name?

So you know what you want to do. You know what the dream is- the job that you can wake up every morning to and easily start because it brings you so much joy that it’s easily interlaced with your daily life.


what is the name?


Try to pick something that isn’t generic. Common business names such as “Ron’s Blog,” “Jessi’s Cleaner’s,”  or “Subscription Box” are absolutely boring. 


Choose a name that has interlaced hints of what your business is about, while catching the attention of the readers/customers/viewers.


For example,
“Pseudo Pharm” is insinuating the joke that a good majority of society believes that herbal medication and meditation is a “pseudo science.” Yet we are a pharmacy that offers products, blogs and insights towards those beliefs in order to share the knowledge we consistently acquire and bring as many souls as possible to the natural lifestyle that can heal thousands of ailments.


Our symbol is an ankh & lotus flower, in beautiful green’s and blue’s.


-The ankh and lotus flower offer a reciprocation of health, good fortune and love to the company and to every soul whom encounters it!

-Green is associated with growth, harmony and natural energy.

-Blue is associated with peacefulness, spirituality, passion and inspiration.


This allows us to spread our over-all message with just one look 🙂



What goals will you set- and actually reach?


My original goals were minuscule compared to the challenges I’ve came to, the goals accomplished over time, and also coming in the future. Your goals will change and become larger as your company grows closer to what you want it to be. There are some tasks that will become familiar very soon into the journey because of repetition, and it is important to keep up on them as new things come about. These small repetitious tasks will give your company consistent growth as these new goals are completed to make the company better.

A few important goals include:
What numbers would you like to see for the incoming/outgoing costs? Do you want high amounts of followers? Do you want high sales counts? Do you want a ton of subscribers? Are you looking for a clientele? Is your company bringing enough income that profit outweighs loss, or is a reconfiguration needed?

Also make goals for business necessities, such as product management, marketing schedules, re-organization, possible expansion and anything else that pops up.

Stay consistent with new daily goals, weekly goals, monthly goals and yearly goals in order to appropriately move forward.


After a while, it may look something like this:

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This is very important to always re-consider what the current goals should be for the company. Things change all the time; new opportunity comes along- some decisions will fail, and some will soar the company even further into success, which ultimately leads to unexpected challenges and opportunity. Consistently setting new goals will grow the company regularly towards whichever avenue is best, while keeping yourself and the employees motivated to reach success.

Make sure you set realistic goals each time. For instance, if you are beginning your website / blog– and currently starting to formulate the necessary content- do not set a goal to monetize that site too quickly. Rome was not built in a day, and unless your one post reaches a million people, it will take a lot of good content reaching a few hundred people each to start seeing enough readers to monetize.

Some like to jump to high goals immediately, such as making $1,000 a month on the site, gaining twenty clients immediately, or successfully opening a store right away- which all take months of hard work to get to successfully.

So consistently reach towards new business goals, but keep them realistic in order to ensure proper company growth!

What are some of your current business goals? Tell us here!


What is your start-up budget?

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Building a business isn’t cheap.

Developing a product base, building a website, monetizing that site, setting up a selling platform, and marketing your business all cost money almost right away. There are always free options, but none that will have the availability for proper monetizing. If you properly budget everything, these steps can be easily handled- just try not to spend the entire budget right away assuming no other costs will pop up.

Make sure you outline your goals- and the necessary business plan to reach them.  Always properly configure a saving and spending plan to appropriately use the budget according to what the business is able to handle. Never make yourself broke, and especially never make the company broke to complete a decision.

You never know what is coming next, so a safety net is an incredibly smart business decision. Never dip into the safety net- and always push to have more than just the initial savings cap. That way it is always there for emergencies, and unexpected costs.

This lifestyle brings enough savings that you end up with ten times that safety net; thus becoming able to never technically touch the original.

It is very easy for some to jump too high and land on their butt because of an unrealistic budget. I’ve seen people with a $5,000 loan from a bank and try to open up a shop with all new products.


Stop right there.


Do. Not. Do this.


Unless you have a ginormous budget to start with, product already at hand, or a huge online presence already- do not open a shop. So many people think they can startup on a small budget, with a plan that was formulated in only a few weeks and automatically find success where the shop is set up.


The answer here is a BIG FAT NO.


It takes a solid two-three years to establish consistent sales and a large enough consumer base to actually keep a business open. Unless you’re hitting the head on the nail absolutely perfectly, the start-up and design are awesome and you are busy right away- success is very unlikely here.


Pseudo Pharm started with a small purchase of $500 for the products we wanted to start formulating and sharing. We had enough to start with  only beautiful handcrafted jewelry and organic soap. Over the course of the last two years, we have developed our online presence on social media, formulated a larger product inventory, built our website to what is it today, traveled with our products, and spread the name Pseudo to around 600,000 people and counting!

We still do not have regular sales, or a consistent thousands of viewers. It takes time and work. Tons and tons of work. So start with a realistic budget and business plan that won’t put you under financially!


The “Five Year Business Plan” method is no joke; it is proving to be very true that it takes five years of building, learning, changing and growing to get a business to consistency.
Keep a smart budget, take on new challenges as the growth allows, and do not give up. These things take a lot of time, and it is easy to become discouraged- which does happen a few times unless you’re naturally resilient- so it is important to consistently motivate yourself.

The pay-off is kind of like a dam breaking. Once the breaking point hits, it flows like a river and just keeps going and going. Once your company hits enough people that it starts exploding- the sales, views and success will come. And it will continue



Schedule everything!


This is serious. Unless you’re naturally incredibly motivated, organized and consistently staying on track- you are going to need a few organization tools. Even these types of people have planners, reminder systems or assistants.

I know I definitely need it for daily use, because I forget everything. No day is similar with my family or business, so it’s important to keep a planner with all important things to remember in one place.


Creating and completing your own business work takes a lot of time to finish tasks,  plan, and learn so it can get tough to remember every single meeting, seminar, post, ad, phone conference, scheduled social media post, etc.

However, these times can be much smoother if everything is recorded consistently, organized well, and up-kept to ensure business runs in a timely manner.

Stick to any organization tools you find are helpful and easy to follow. We all tend to utilize tricks that are potentially awesome, but that we kick to the curb in a week-so find what helps you and truly stick to it every day. By the end of the year, you can look back at the records to see all of the progress, work and craziness that took place and paid off in the end.


Scheduling tips

-Use a planner: schedule all meetings, conferences, seminars, scheduled posts, and any important business dates-such as tax day, inventory days, planning days, budgeting days, etc.

-Keep post-it notes around commonly seen areas

-Set phone reminders to keep a schedule anywhere you go

-Schedule finished posts an entire two months out so anytime you need a break, content is still going out.




This continues scheduling- and takes it a few steps further.

Scheduling important tasks is just one piece on the grand-scale of organization needed for a business. Items such as papers, products, furniture and merchandise can pile up faster than you can imagine. Here are a few tips we have utilized to make the process much cleaner:


-An office space is highly recommended. Preferably separate from busy areas in the house; free of messes or noise.

– Paperwork, product, electronics and booth decor should all be packed neatly into some sort of storage, such as: crates, boxes, bags, and shelving units. Products and paperwork need to be kept neat for optimal product quality, sanitation, and professionalism.

Where does motivation come from when a business owner is working in a cluttered messy office area? It’s hard to find- so keeping the work space neat is important for optimal business flow.

– Keep a notebook full of all material purchases, companies/websites used to purchase products/materials, amount purchased, prices, projected sales and dates of purchase/arrival.

-Keep a notepad to consistently sit down and recuperate thoughts about which current tasks are necessary to complete. Regularly compile daily tasks to do immediately, weekly tasks that are important and over-all tasks that can wait but need to be worked towards.

-Keep an inventory of all products, all pre-scheduled ads, all scheduled sales, the corresponding ads, and all products sold. This will help you pay attention to which ads bring the most sales, which sales are the most successful, and which times of the year have the most traffic.

– If you work from home, keep the entire house clean and organized as well. Keep up on laundry, dishes and over-all clutter in the home. It is very easy to become distracted and not as motivated when life is cluttered and dis-organized. The rest of the house can continue to flow while you are behind closed doors if the house is kept nice.

-If you travel to events and set up to sell/market the company, be sure to pack everything away as neatly as possible- and preferably the same way every time. This will ensure a quick&easy flow when setting up or tearing down the booth area.




Utilize these tips throughout the initial start-up process of your company to begin on the right foot!


“Starting your own business is a wonderful idea;


no matter the talents you have to offer.

We live in a progressive world, and anything  is possible.”

Victoria Scanlon, Pseudo Pharm 2016


Any talent, product, service, message, or guidance you have to share with the world has a market out there as long as you’re willing to reach it. These business steps are essential to a proper start-up; and quite similar to every successful entrepreneur’s first steps. They will pave the way to the beginning path of success for your idea.

Follow your heart, and good luck!

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Cheese-y Broccoli Rice

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Good afternoon Y’all!

Today is a beautiful day, isn’t it? I woke up after a night of intense dreaming, and woke up with determination to make a great day!

We have fallen out of our meditation habits for quite some time now, as life seems to busy our attention more often than not. This has honestly taken a huge toll on our mental state and energy levels, so we’ve recently been slowing down and re-thinking so the natural state of complete calm and comfort can return.

Our diet always pays the price when we fall to these mindsets, and we start to see a lot of pizza and pasta. But who doesn’t absolutely love the delectable mix of carbs and cheese smothered in sauce?

Well, upon going to the store recently- in a very good mindset- I picked up as many fruits, vegetables and greens as I thought sounded good at the time.

I needed a balance of cheese for Tyler, as any dish mentioned without cheese is un-interesting to him sometimes, so here we have an absolutely delicious cheese-y rice.

I obviously wanted mostly vegetables for dinner, so what better way to incorporate everything? After some brainstorming, ended up concocting this broccoli/carrot/cheese-y rice as a side dish to other roasted veggies and mashed cauliflower- and boy was it worth it. 

It turned out so delicious that I wanted to share it today 🙂

Happy cooking 🙂

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What You Need:

1 cup white or brown rice, cooked accordingly.
1 cup chopped carrots
1 cup chopped broccoli
1/2 onion, sliced thin
1 cup milk
5 tbsp. flour
1/3 cup butter
1/2 cup parmesean
1/2 cup mixed shredded cheeses

Salt&Pepper to taste
1 Tbsp. garlic powder (If you like extra garlic)
1 Tbsp parsley ( or 1 handful chopped fresh)
2 tsp. Red pepper flakes
1 tsp. Oregeno

Step 1:

Use a pot of water and cook rice accordingly. Once done set aside and top with a few tablespoons of butter to sit.


Step 2:

Chop carrots, onion, garlic, parsley, and broccoli and add to a separate skillet with a tablespoon of butter.


Step 3:

Once the veggies are decently cooked through, but not yet soft- pour a majority of the veggies into a bowl for now, add the butter, and melt it completely. Then add the flour, and stir it into the vegetables. This should coat them in a paste-like texture.

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Step 4:

Add the milk and combine. Once this is lightly simmering, add the cheeses.

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Step 5:

Return the veggies to the sauce, turn off the heat, and combine!


Step 6:

Grab a baking pan of any style or size, but we realized smaller works best.

Layer the rice along the bottom of the pan.


Then, layer the cheese mixture evenly over the rice.


Continue layering until everything is used. add a nice layer of cheese on top, and bake in the oven at 365 degrees for about 20 minutes.

The cheese should be nice and browned when you pull this out of the oven 🙂


This tastes absolutely delicious, and provides a wonderful side dish to any meal!


But we kinda dug in and ate this as a meal itself. I even re-heated it with asparagus added!

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Happy New Year!

Wow, this year has been crazy, right?

I feel like this year has been so still but incredibly crazy all at the same time.

First of all, I want to say

Thank You!

We wouldn’t be where we are today if it wasn’t for our supporters! Y’all are our friends and such a beautiful community of people to go on this journey with.

I want everyone who comes across this New Year’s blog to finish the last word with a sigh of excitement!

Make the most of the New Year.

You are a wonderful person and you can control every-bit of your life.


Here are some pointers to jump into January ready to make the best of it!



*Take a look at your accomplishments this year.

It is easy to get caught up in what was missed- but there is no way you can look back and not think of a single happy moment, accomplishment, or challenge conquered. Even if for some reason you spent the whole year alone on the couch and are un-able to conjure up a good moment, then what better reason to make the most of the new year. Take control of your life and do what feeds your soul with happiness. Meet new people, find a better job, marry that girl, take better care of your body, start meditation. You deserve to look back on 2018 with pride and love.

I can say that 2017 was a huge year for my family and I.
I moved into my first house- and with a wonderful soulmate. We got a puppy named Kasper, who was very sick- and taught us so much about love and responsibility. We also lost that baby, and rescued our beautiful Ella shortly after!

We have met hundreds of beautiful souls whom follow a similar path of love and natural health, which Pseudo Pharm aims to spread like wildfire. This year we traveled around northern Ohio with Pseudo products, and joined major seminars and conferences to better our company management skills, grow our holistic knowledge and develop effective marketing skills.

We have built up our social media to 100,000 people reached per month!!

I can look back and recognize that I could have had more motivation and be in a better current position, but why dwell? Everything in life happens as it is meant to.

Appreciate your life, and full-fill those regrets  with accomplishments this year! What is stopping you?

Genuinely sit down and remember all of the things you worked hard for, accomplished, over-came, or defeated!

You deserve to look back on all the beautiful moments of the year.




*Appreciate the things you have.

We all want more. More love, more attention, more freedom, more money.. But what about what we do have? 

Do you have a place to sleep at night?  Do you have clothes on your back? Food in your belly?

More simply; are you breathing? Can you feel your pulse? The warmth of your skin? The thoughts in your head?

All of these things are so easily over-looked when stress is present.

But so absolutely beautiful. The mere fact that we can say “yes” to those things is reason enough to be ever thankful and blissful. You have your own reality at your fingertips, and if you’re unhappy it can change with just one decision. That’s the beauty of human life.

Please take time to appreciate the things that make you happy.

For some that is their sweet car, beautiful home, sexy body, or crisp diploma. For some that is the love they give to those around them everyday, moms hug before school, puppy kisses in the morning, or the love of their life saying, “I Love You.”

I even enjoy being thankful for the wisdom and healing power of trees, the cleansing power of wind, the intensity of fire, or the magic of being a human spirit.

Life responds when you take time to appreciate 🙂



*Love the one’s around you.

Family and friends are so incredibly important. However, we tend to scoot them to the back-burner when life is happening.

But who is there for you when your friends aren’t being good friends? Who is there when you lose your residency? When you suffer a breakup? When you’re scraping by and need a meal, or a place to escape for a minute?

Your family is.


Whomever you define as your family, take time this year to show them they are the ones you hold close. Yes, we do not always agree- as it is human nature to clash. We all have a different up-bringing; thoughts and opinions that are formulated from a completely different background, and strong emotions to back that up.

‘Tis human nature. But I promise you- when the chance to say “I Love You” is gone, there is nothing more comforting than the thought of being able to express it just one last time.

If you often choose other things over spending time with them, say yes for once. I’m sure that work, yoga, video game, bar trip, bong, friend hangs or lazy day can wait.

I have chosen family over getting very important work done many times.

Do I seriously wish I got that work done?


I would have an exponentially more successful business and website. I would be reaching way more people, spreading the word of love, natural health, and “working for yourself” to hundreds of thousands by now. I would even be able to make substantial income doing this already.

But I could never get back that blissful night with my parents at the walleye game, or the wonderful car-rides with my handsome Tyler. I can never get back the times I spent feeling the breeze and watching the birds, trees and clouds outside with Kasper. I thought it was cold at times, but he loved it.

I cherish those moments so dearly.

I am so much more happy choosing those moments over the critically important work for Pseudo Pharm sometimes because my business will take off no matter what so long as I take the necessary steps.  I am determined to live for myself and work helping people; doing what I love the whole way. I am wholly content with my life because everything happens as it is meant to, and

I would love to see others content as well. 

I’m sure your mom would love you to join her for holiday baking, or your brother would enjoy some sibling time. Your dad would definitely enjoy some one-on-one bonding. Play an extra long ball game with the dog[s], or chase with the cat. Give your spouse one of the passionate kiss’s that brought you two together.

Get her the Crystal necklace she’s always talked about.

Showing appreciation goes a very long way in strengthening bonds.


*Work hard and stay true to what you want.

I want all of you this year to share your accomplishments with Pseudo Pharm. Tweet us your new job, the new body you worked so hard for, the new house, that well-deserved degree, the business milestone completed, the huge amounts of studying finally completed, even your investment success-



We want to see everyone in our community sharing their awesome accomplishments all year! There is absolutely nothing standing in your way because despite unfortunate conditioning

You are in control!




And last but not least.. something I myself will need to actively practice:



*Love yourself.


You are beautiful.

You are a cluster of stars and nebula’s consistently creating a reality based on the decisions you make and the frequency of your thoughts & energy. The person you see in the mirror is of your own creation. Love or hate what you see, it can always be molded further to reach its golden potential!

Eat a nutritious diet, develop a healthy morning routine, invest extra savings into something promising, and go after the type of work that makes you happy.

Please love the flaws about yourself- because guess what? No one shares that trait with you. It is your trait alone, and that is beautiful. I encourage you to accept the things that you believe are hindering your comfort and happiness, and realize that they can be changed as soon as you decide to work for the change.

There is always an answer. The question is: Are you willing to make the effort?

Well, I can tell you one thing. I appreciate you. Whoever you are, you stumbled upon this page for a reason. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for reading, and if you are a returning reader I am ever-grateful!

Whatever you are going through right now will not be the same in a few months, ya know? If you allow in love for yourself and understanding for the situation things can go much smoother, and you aren’t tense the whole time. Relationships suffer much less, health improves, and motivation returns.

I want to see more of y’all searching for happiness, not readily accepting self-hate and pessimism into your life. Life will always be crazy, so enjoy the ride.



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Weight Loss Detox

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Tyler and I have been stress-eating a lot of bread and cheese lately, and it is beginning to take it’s toll.

Are you feeling the bloated holiday belly? Me too.

We’ve been sleeping extra, grumpy, lazy, and over-all groggy. The food we eat takes a bigger toll than most expect.

So we’ve decided to go on a three day detox.

The rules we’ve compiled for our self-made detox are as follows:

NO Dairy

NO Gluten

NO Heavy Sugar


This cuts out basically the rest of the bad foods we allow into our diet.

We always eat vegetables and fruits, while never eating meat or processed foods. The few things we allow in are wheels of real cheese, home-made mac N’ cheese, pizza, coffee and chocolate occasionally. When life gets a little crazy, that’s what both of us want to eat. After a while of in-taking crap we eventually notice the negative changes in our bodies- for example; a bloated belly, low energy level, mood-swings, and more.

We’ve noticed ourselves meditating less and grump-ing more.

This three day detox includes three different target drinks. The first day is cram-packed with green-goodness. This recipe will alkalize the body, while detoxing the kidney, liver, blood and digestive tract.

“Talk about good poops,” says Tyler.

This will flush out any of the crappy food or drink sitting in your system. It is also a half-ass fasting session.

You’re not supposed to eat any solid foods. Only water and these three juice mixes can flow through your system for the three days.

Can you do it? Honestly, can we? 

We sure do love our cheese.

So, here go’s.


The first recipe is as follows:


4 Apples, cored
2-3 Cucumbers
One handful of parsley
2 Handfuls of spinach
4 Stalks of kale
1 Bunch of celery
1 Lemon
1 Tsp ginger root


  • Wash all fruits and vegetables and prepare accordingly. Cut the cores out of the apples, squeeze the lemon, chop the parsley and greens, etc.
  • Add all vegetables to the juicer and press start. If you do not have a juicer [fun fact; I do not] then you can also blend everything and strain the juice into a pitcher.
  • Drink one in the morning, one for lunch, and one for dinner. Drink two water bottles in-between each detox. We recommend not eating anything otherwise, but if you need food, stick to vegetables and lean proteins.


The drink tastes delicious, full of fresh greens with a nice sweetness to blend the flavors.  After just one drink we felt the working of the nutrients flushing out toxins.

We will post the next recipe tomorrow, with further results from today’s drink. I think this is going to rock. Thanks for tuning in!


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Holiday Dog-Bed

Happy Holiday’s Y’all!

‘Tis the season for giving!

I’ve never been a fan of the winter; it’s cold and wet. However the season to give love and special gifts always brings excitement and joy to my life.

Personally, handmade gifts are the best. I thoroughly enjoy putting special time and care into a gift that brings joy to the receiver.

This Christmas I had purchased a few fleece blankets for my puppy Kasper, because he loved to cuddle into a pile of fuzzy blankets. The most adorable light-blue snowflake blanket looked perfect to turn into a bed for a Christmas present.

Pillows are so easy to make, and a large one is always perfect for a puppy, dog, or even cat to lie on!

Kasper had passed away a few days later, so I made the pillow for our new puppy Ella. The elegant snowflakes fit her so well 🙂


This is incredibly easy to make, and depending on your sewing skills- or whether or not you have a machine- the process can be quick as well! I’m new to sewing, so it took about an hour and a half to sew this large pillow. I imagine if you’re experienced this could take as little as a half an hour by hand.

Customize with any color, design, or material blanket suits best!

Gift someone special this holiday with a beautiful hand-made pillow!

Any family member, puppy or child will love the soft comfort.




~Any comfortable holiday blanket will do! We chose fleece for Kasper, but cotton or silk will also do.

~A quality pair of scissors

~Sewing supplies: thread and needle

~Cotton stuffing



Step 1:



Cut the sewn edges of the blanket all the way around. This creates a new canvas to sew the inner edges!


Step 2:

Fold the blanket evenly in half *hamburger style* 😉

Fold it one more time. The blanket should be 1/4.

Cut all edges so there are four equal pieces. Set two aside.


Step 3:

Flip the two pieces inside out and line every edge together.

Grab your sewing supplies, pick the closest color match, thread your needle, and get started!


Start at any corner and work your way around all edges.  Make sure your line is thick, so they do not bust. Fleece is very thin and prone to rip.IMG_1370.JPG

Step 4:

Once there is only about 7 inches before the sew is complete, stop.

Flip the pillow right-side-out and begin stuffing. I used about a package and a half for my preference.


Once full, finish the sew and tie it off!

You now have an awesome pillow or a dog bed!!!


It turned out so beautiful! Super comfortable and only about $15 opposed to $35 at the stores! IMG_1372.JPG




I think it would have been Kasper approved 😉




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Christmas Is For Family

Ahhh the holidays. A time of delicious eats, snow to play in, and cozy pajamas.

Working from home is one of the best things during this time of year.

Fun posts like hot chocolate recipes and Holiday DIY’s are circulating like crazy, work is incredibly busy for everyone and life outside of work seems to get crazier by the day.

Sometimes, though, when life is its craziest- chores need done, business needs ran, and meetings are scheduled- we need to take a second to breathe.

We received a random phone call from my parents tonight, in the middle of a busy work day, for Walleye tickets.

We accepted.

So, we have a house to clean for the millionth time and a business meeting and a Blog post to finish on time- but what are the holidays and all of this holiday cheer being blogged about if we don’t appreciate our family.

We spend so much time throughout the year working and running from place-to-place trying to catch up with life.

Well, today’s 12 Days of Christmas Post is to tell all of our readers to go out and spend time with your family this weekend.

For example, go to a Toledo Walleye Game.


We took a break from life for a minute to see my parents for once.

And hey, Walleye games are pretty fun.




And the the beauty of my job? I can work right here in my chair.

Responsibilities are important y’all; and gifts for Christmas can be awesome. But spending time with family is better than any gift.


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Holiday Decor

Welcome to day 2 of..

*12 Days of Christmas*

Today we are sharing a super cost effective decoration that can become a beautiful gift as well! Total cost was about 2.50 if you did not have anything on-hand!

This DIY is so incredibly easy and fun that

you can craft it with the kids.


Here is what you will need:


~Any candle holder, case, jar or container made of glass.

~Your favorite glitter: We used fine gold, but you can use coarse colors to resemble snow and anything else you may like.

~Gesso or paint. We used white, but you can use a color you fancy or anything that matches the glitter.

~Sponge applicator or a paint brush





Step 1:

Apply paint to the outside of the vase, either the whole thing or for a more modern look- about halfway. Apply a decently thick layer to coat the vase with a proper layer of glitter.




Step 2:

Pour a few Tbsp. of glitter onto a surface and slowly sprinkle hand-fulls onto the paint until a thick layer is coating the vase.




Voila! It is literally that easy.

Brush off excess glitter where no paint sits and let this dry for at least two hours.

Add a candle and this is an easy holiday decoration for penny’s!

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DIY Christmas Decor

Snow Tip Pine-Cone Potpourri!

Everyone loves to decorate for the holidays, but it’s fact that everyone loves saving money even more. Right?

Well These DIY pine-cones are sure to impress the family, and save your wallet at the same time!

I wanted something natural to decorate the house this season, and obviously pine-cones were first on the list.


What you will need:

A few sheets of paper to line your surface.


A pack of potpourri pine-cones, or natural ones found around your area!!


We used White Gesso, but you can use white paint and any other colors you would like as a base. Recommended: Red, Green, Gold, Black


And any glitter you want to use! We used white to look like snow, as well as red and gold!


Step 1:

Use a paintbrush or sponge applicator to coat the outer edges of the pine-cones. Apply a decently thick layer, not only so it stays wet until everything is coated, but also to catch as much glitter as possible.


Step 2:

Pour a decent amount of glitter onto a surface, and carefully dip each side of the pine-cone until every leaf is coated with glitter!IMG_1213IMG_1211IMG_1214



You have a beautiful center piece for a table, a mantel decoration, or a tree ornament! Add a few to a large clear vase for an awesome holiday replacement for flowers!






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Easy Stir-Fry

If there is one thing we love it is a quick, delicious dinner! Stir-Fry is always a great option because the recipe is flexible to anything you have on deck! This can easily feed a family of 5, or a family of two with multiple days of lunches left-over.

Add Chicken rubbed with taco seasoning for a more filling meal!

Here is what You will need:



1/2 cup Rice
1/3 cup Onion, chopped
1/3 cup Orange Pepper, chopped
4 Crimini Mushrooms, sliced
1/3 cup Carrots, chopped
1/2 cup Purple Cabbage, chopped or julienned
1/2 cup Broccoli
3 Tbsp. Oil
5 Tbsp Soy Sauce

Salt & Pepper to taste
1 tsp each:
Garlic Powder
Red Pepper Flakes


We usually have about ten veggies in the house at all times, mixed according to what our current preferences were per grocery trip.  This time we had this delicious selection to add to the pot. If you enjoy water chestnuts, baby corn, snow peas, or corn they are very easily added to this dish! If cabbage and mushroom aren’t appealing to your palette, they are easily swapped for any two favorite veggies!


Here is how we did it:

Step 1: Wash and chop all veggies. Heat oil to medium heat in a large saucepan, and add veggies.



Step 2: Bring 4 cups of water to a boil and add the rice. Cook according to brand instructions, drain and set aside.IMG_1099.JPG


Step 3: Once the veggies are sizzling, add all spices.



Cook until all veggies are soft and very lightly brown.



Step 4: Create space in the center of the pan and crack two eggs. Allow the eggs to cook for 10 seconds before stirring to ensure color separation.


Once scrambled they should still present yellow and white color:


Step 5: Mix the egg and veggies together, and add soy sauce. Allow liquids to absorb for about one minute.


Step 6: Now add the cooked rice, and stir until completely mixed.


Add about 2 tablespoons of butter, and it’s ready to serve!!



This meal is quick, filling and packed with nutrients! Feed the entire family with ease tonight!

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So, like- why are dryer sheets so expensive?

Even the occasional coupon only brings them down to $2-6. That’s no fun, right?

Did you know that you can make your own re-usable dryer sheets for only $2.50, and have that set last 3x as long? Count Me In!

Here is how we did it:

This is a very easy DIY indeed, and only took about five minutes to complete!

Next time you’re shopping at the local grocery store, pick up a 4 pack of $2 sponges. We grabbed a 6 pack on sale, and kept 2 for the sink!


Cut the sponges in half “hamburger-style” 🙂

This ensures easier measuring. For instance; a small load only needs one-half of a sponge, and a large load may need 2!

Place these into any extra Tupper-ware container you may have around the house. I mean, I don’t know about you.. but there is either none at all, or too many containers! Grab the one causing the most angst in the cupboards and use it here!


Fill that bad-boy with water about half-way up the sponges! (This is really based on your preference, add more water if you’d like to replenish the mix less often! Of course, you’d need to add extra softener accordingly.


Pick your favorite fabric softener! We use Downy Free&Clear, as it has less chemical additives.


Add about 2 lids of softener, and squeeze the sponges to mix it in.


Add peppermint for a fresh seasonal scent!  We used essential oils because we have roommates with sensitive skin.


You can lightly squeeze a sponge (not all the way, just enough to stop dripping) and throw it in the dryer with the wet clothes! It will come out completely dried and ready to be added to the container! 🙂 This reduces static on clothes, and adds a soft scent and feel to clothing.

Re-use these over and over until the mix is low- which only needs extra water and softener! You barely spend .60 cents after the initial buy!

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Tex Mex Scramble


Good-morning Y’all!

Start your day off right with this flavor-packed breakfast! It only took 8 minutes!

Our Tex Mex Scramble is made with nutritious veggies, protein-packed eggs, and melt-y cheese.

Here it is folks:



2 Eggs
3 tbsp. Onion, Diced
2 tbsp. Pepper, diced
2 Crimini Mushrooms, Sliced
2 tbsp. Shredded Cheese


Salt&Pepper to taste
1/4 tsp. Red Pepper Flakes
1/4 tsp. Garlic
1/4 tsp. Parsley

Step 1: Dice all vegetables and toss into a pan at Medium heat, with 1 tbsp of oil. We used coconut oil!



Step 2: Once after about two minutes, add all seasonings to pan and cook for another two minutes.


Step 3: Now add the eggs! You can scramble them in a bowl first, or throw them in like we do! We like the whites and yolks to stay slightly separated when scrambled, so the egg goes right in- and gets mixed after about ten seconds!IMG_1034

Be sure to consistently fold the eggs- as they like to stick to the pan.

Once the egg is almost fully cooked- add the cheese! Fold into the egg as it finishes cooking, and it will melt right in.IMG_1035

Voila! You have a delicious breakfast! Healthy, fast, and yummy! Enjoy your day y’all! 🙂IMG_1040



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Natural Sleep Remedies


Falling asleep is a tough task sometimes. Your mind just CAN’T seem to shut off once it’s time to relax! There’s too many thoughts of today and the next day, right?

Well there are a few easy solutions that you may have skimmed past before.

Tylenol PM and cold medicine are so not the way-to-go. First of all, they contain quite an amount of ingredients that aren’t good for you. They are pretty expensive sometimes, especially if you struggle to sleep every night and use some type of aid regularly. They also make you feel sick and groggy after knocking you out, instead of rested and awake.


These natural remedies are awesome, and here’s why:

  • They will not harm you.  All natural, baby!
  • These habits provide stepping stones to a better lifestyle over-all.
  • Natural remedies prove very effective if commitment is given.
  • You don’t have to spend money! Cha-Ching!


The answers are quite simple, so we wanted to discuss the topic with y’all. Here are our proven remedies for sleep:

No caffeine before bed:

Caffeine is proven to energize, which isn’t something you want to take right before bed. If you know you’re going to sleep in a few hours, maybe grab something along the lines of water, juice, or tea to flush out the days gunk.

  • This will give your mind time to relax and release the necessary chemicals to make you sleepy, such as melatonin.
  • Caffeine raises your heart rate and breathing, thus making it much harder for the body to slip into sleep-mode



Wake up earlier in the day:

If you sleep in late, you’re definitely more likely to be groggy all day. This lowers the likelihood of productively finishing the day’s responsibilities, and in turn pushes bed-time to a much later hour.

If there is one thing I have learned so far, it is that we as humans will always have something to do. We have bills, children, animals, dishes and hygiene to keep up on.

Utilizing the earlier hours of the day to finish all tasks is so incredibly beneficial to a smooth afternoon. Think about it: If you wake up around noon with a butt-load of stuff to get done, the probability of falling victim to the heavy exhaustion is much greater than excitedly living. At this point, there becomes no room for meditation or personal growth because you either work too hard all day or procrastinate and do nothing at all.

It is exhilarating to be responsibility-free by 10 am and lie down to take a nap without an ounce of regret.

  • This brings relaxation to the day, and in turn effectively reduces anxiety triggers.
  • Practicing these habits brings a healthier sleep schedule, which heightens the immune system and allows vital organs to run properly.


Exercise throughout the day:

Exercise can come in many forms. Whether you run a few miles, walk/lift at work, lift weights at the gym, perform yoga, or ride a long-board; this is a wonderful tip.

  • Exercise effectively utilizes all energy of the day, making it easier to wind down at bed-time.
  • Working out your muscles reduces tension and helps with inflammation.
  • This is a form of meditation as well, and a great stress relief!




Meditation ranks 1st on the list of best remedies for insomnia. (In our opinion, of course.)

If you’re lying in bed with continuous thoughts of the day, the key is to focus your mind.

The most simple way to do this is to lie in bed with every light, sound and piece of technology turned off- and breathe. Focus only on your breath, and relax each muscle until every ounce of tension is released.

Every time your mind is on a thought other than the breath flowing through your lungs; re-focus. Any time your muscles react to a thought and tense up; focus on relaxing and calming the thought. Allow the silent calm to take over your mind and body. Continue this exact pattern, and you will wake up the next morning asking yourself when you fell asleep.

You can also turn on a guided meditation from Youtube. There is a huge arsenal of beautiful videos that will ease your mind.

The sleeping guide videos are awesome for insomnia because they aim to guide you into the calmest state possible. Which has proved to be great for falling asleep!

You can choose whichever video calls to you the most, then quietly listen and follow along. You will usually find one that calms your mind pretty quickly and has you falling asleep in no time.

This is also a great option because if you find yourself staying awake through the video; that is a wonderful way to bring meditation into practice. Every guided meditation has a goal; usually to bring calm and to open & unblock the cakras. Whether you trust in it’s work or not, it will still rise your vibrations.

This is obviously a much better late night option as opposed to cramming your phone in your face and reading all of the drama on social media.

This will also lead to a healthier morning as you will get a deeper sleep and feel way more refreshed when you awake!



Listen to soothing music:

If listening to a soothing voice guide you through a journey to a magical world of healing isn’t your cup of tea, you can also listen to soothing music!

Although hard rock or Gucci Gang seems great to fall asleep to, it pumps you up more than it relaxes your mind.

Instead, turn on solo piano music, or soft instrumentals. (Michele McLaughlin’s Celtic Piano is my favorite)

These genres are entirely more relaxed, and help soothe the mind into quiet slumber instead of hyping up about “purple drank”.

You can realistically listen to anything with soothing beats and soft instrumentals.

  • Meditating alongside this choice of music is an exquisite combo!
  • This will likely allow you to slip into a much happier dream-state, effectively stopping nightmares.
  • The soothing sounds of the beats will relax your mind into a dream-state more rapidly than a distracting song will.


Drink hot tea:

There’s nothing like snuggling into cozy pajamas, curling into a fuzzy blanket, and sipping a hot cup of tea before bed.

Tea time can be anything of course; hot chocolate, hot water, tea, and hot milk are a few good examples. Regardless, tea time is a great bed-time ritual to settle the mind, warm the body and prepare for relaxation.

  • This will soothe your intestines and muscles with warmth, bringing the on-set of sleepy time 🙂
  • This is a great time to take CBD; just add it to your tea! CBD will relax the muscles and reduce inflammation in the body, which is especially useful when your face and body hurt from the flu.
  • Depending on the drink of choice, this will offer an effective night-time detox. Examples of this are water and lemon, green tea, and ginger tea.
  • If you add a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar, you can effectively protect against the cold, flu and other bacterial diseases!


Melatonin is a natural chemical that is released through the brain when it becomes dark. This is the hormone in the body that regulates how alert or sleepy you are. If you are lying in bed trying to fall asleep, but have loud music and a bright phone in your face- the brain will not release the correct amounts of melatonin to relax. In this case, the brain thinks it isn’t time for bed yet.

You have to allow your body to fall asleep, not expect it to do the job even though you’re clearly still active!

  • You can purchase melatonin supplements online or in local drugstores. They are dosed perfectly to take one or two pills and receive the correct amount to fall asleep quickly and rest all night.
  • These are along the better sleeping pills, as they are almost purely melatonin, instead of a list of syrup-y additives.
  • You can wake up the next morning without feeling extra groggy as you would with conventional sleeping medications.




This is one of those tips that just oozes awesomeness.

Lie in bed and assume a few of your favorite yoga poses for about 30 seconds each. Stretch your back, neck, legs, arms, and torso. Allow all tension from the day to release through the stretches.

  • This allows a few moments of silent meditation before bed, which relaxes the mind.
  • Yoga increases blood flow to the brain, muscles and intestines.
  • Once every inch of the body is fully stretched, bedtime is like lying on a puffy cloud. The muscles aren’t tense, so it is easier to relax into the cushioning and feel weightless.



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A Morning Routine For A Meditative Day!

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Keeping good spirits throughout life is essential. It is a much smoother ride over the bumps of each day if you are in a positive mind-state, as every day will have a bump or two. Healthy habits prolong life and prevent sickness while supplementing every moment with fun and enjoyment, no matter the situation.

It has been a long journey, learning to implement thankfulness, positive thinking and love into everyday life. However nothing has taught me more about life than those characteristics. It is sometimes tough to keep a happy energy when frustrating situations arise, but the trick here is that it’s part of life. Those frustrating lessons are here to teach patience, solidity and love in everything that comes your way- because no matter what you did or experienced in life, you should be able to sigh with happiness at the memories of 100 years well spent. No one should look back with regret or angst, because you have 100 years to do anything.

“The little things in life count the most.  Appreciate everything instead of always expecting better. “

We ave found that little changes to your day can move mountains!

Here are great tips for a positive day, even when it’s tough.

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Good morning sleepyhead!

I hope you slept well and enjoyed dreams of unicorn poops falling from the evergreen into a whirlpool of sparkle farts and cheeseburgers.

But before you pick up that cellphone.. before you even open your eyes.. breathe.


Every muscle in your body is completely relaxed right now, so utilize that relaxation to lie there silently and let your body wake up.

Thank the universe for being alive today!

You may have went to bed feeling less than blissfully happy, so take this time to accept the past for what it is, and readily take on the new day. Everything could change today if you take the necessary steps.

You are in control of your life! You are beautiful. You are the deciding factor for your happiness. So take this time before you even begin a single thought of the day to trust that you will make today the BEST!

Breathe in good energy, out bad energy and know that you will have a good day- and you are wonderful.


Make sure you wake up clean.

Brush your fangs, wash your face, take a shower, do your hair, etc.

Clear your body and mind from the day before, and start truly fresh today! This will wake your sleepy butt up, and get you motivated for the rest of the morning instead of sloshing around.


Slip into an outfit that is going to make you feel great!

Maybe you’re a man who is empowered by a vest, sweater and dress pants.

Maybe you’re a girl and who feels great in a dress and heels, or dress-pants and a blouse.

Maybe you feel good in leggings and a sweater!

Whatever your forte, dress to impress: YOURSELF.

You won’t feel like waking up and taking on life like a bad-ass if you’re in the same cozy sweatpants all day, will you? The answer is usually “No.” Sweatpants just implement more video games and mac n’ cheese, Bro.

The better you feel, the more motivated you are!



Drink a tall-ass glass of water.


Nice and cold, too.

We do not suggest adding ice, as too-cold temperatures will shock your body. However a refrigerated glass of water is a smooth wake up call and morning refreshment for your brain and ograns!

This will give you a great boost of hydration for the day, which gives a clearer head and boost of energy.

Your breakfast will digest easier as well, because your organs will be awake and ready for the foods by the time that water digests.

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Yoga is an absolutely wonderful, but underrated medication for sure!

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Regular practice helps brain function, anxiety disorders, arthritis, headaches, muscle cramps, and more!

It sure does wake you up- whether you’re a late slumber bear, or an early riser like us!

Anytime back pain arises, or muscles are tense just stretch it out! This loosens joints and muscles while reducing inflammation.

Doing this first thing ensures a smooth day; your muscles and mind are relaxed, your blood is flowing and energies are aligned.


This ensures a clear head by reducing symptoms of anxiety and depression, inflammation. It increases blood flow to the body&brain while flushing out toxins. loosening ligaments, enhancing sperm counts, and more!


Make yourself a delicious breakfast. You deserve it!


To some, this is the most important meal of the day, and some just grab a Pop-tart.


Make something healthy and easy!

Here is an option:

Throw an egg in a pan with some salt, pepper, garlic powder and red pepper flakes. Add onion and tomato on top of the pan, then toss in some melt-y cheese.. and wrap it in a tortilla. We like to add avocado as well, but a lot of people do not enjoy it.



You have a filling healthy breakfast that can be cooked AND cleaned in under 7 minutes.

Who doesn’t love that? This literally takes no time, happens to be super cheap- AND filling 🙂


Whatever breakfast tickles your fancy; make sure it’s a health boosting option. Heavy bread, cheese, sugar, etc is totally not recommended to give sustainable energy all day! However with the right foods, breakfast can be a power-packed meal 🙂


Do one last thing before you start your day.

Maybe you do this naturally and already have 100 times today. Maybe you haven’t thought of this in a long time and you’re now being told to regain this habit.

Whether you’re hopping out the door after breakfast to go to work/school, or you’re getting on your computer to work at home,  taking the kids to school or maybe waking up from a crazy night-


Anything and everything you  could ever be thankful for.. down to your body being healthy, the trees, your place of living, your job, your motivation, every-one of your family members (Because they all matter; everyday.), and your pets.


We like to thank the universe for our coffee in the morning, the breeze in our hair on a sunny day, good morning kisses from the puppy, a loving look from a family member..


Thank the world every minute possible that you appreciate and watch your life completely change. This affects the people around you positively as well if you voice the love 🙂


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Tips To Stop An Anxiety Attack

Do you suffer from anxiety attacks?

Attack symptoms can range from minuscule to paralyzing, and no matter your place on the scale- these tips will help!


These situations can be hard, especially if you do not fully understand what is going on.

If you haven’t taken the time to really find what helps you, we are here to give pointers for what we know has helped every time.



Some experience symptoms that are very light, and can easily be handled with a few deep breaths.
-Slight sweats/Cold Sweats
-Raced thoughts
-Tendency to keep busy, can’t sit down or focus

Some also experience more severe symptoms that can tend to be much harder to overcome in the moment.
– Hyperventilating
– Shaking
– Sobbing
– Heavy pressure in chest
– Racing, Low thoughts
– Agressive tendencies with those around
– Nightmares
– Numbness in limbs



Go to a quiet alone place:


Where ever you are; step away from the situation and go somewhere quiet. Try the park, a meadow, your back yard, or anywhere outside where you are- away from people.

  • This will allow a quiet space to think, away from any distractions such as conversation, background noise, crowded areas, animals, etc.
  • We suggest to stay away from your usual areas in this instance. For example, the space you usually retreat to could be cluttered, small, busy, or loud. It is easier to calm down in a wide open, outdoor area in these cases. A space free of judgment and fear.


Meditation; Breathe it out:



This is for real.

If you feel anxious, stressed, confused, angry; anything- please breathe.

Lie down or sit in a comfortable position. Take a very deep breath, as slowly as possible. Hold this breath for 4 seconds. Let the air fall out of your diaphragm slowly, and focus on completely relaxing a new muscle with each release.

Your mind will race off into thought about anything and everything while you do this; but the key is to recognize when you start to think and snap back to focusing only on your breathing.

Do not allow yourself get up until you can walk around without a single stressed thought. If you get up and start to feel anything then immediately lie back down and breathe. This will ensure that you calm down. I mean it really makes sense, right? You can’t get up until you’re completely calm, so it is foolproof in itself.

This is something that some of you may understandably scoff at. It’s not necessarily something that will work if you think it is a waste of time or bogus. This is all about your mindset, and ability to force yourself into the calm state needed to think through things appropriately.

As humans, it has become nature to fall victim to anxious behavior, and allow these energies to take over because of familiarity. It has become all too easy to convince ourselves that things aren’t okay, when things are more than okay if we are able to separate from the situation mentally or spiritually and find the loving side to everything.

Remember that everything happens for a reason. You will always make it through what is bogging your thought currently. We as humans are very strong, capable beings, and we can control our world with our own view on things.

From this calmer state of mind, one which you can allow the thoughts of this situation to flow without over-reacting emotionally, you can now productively search for an answer. An answer that you will consistently circle around with worry if you do not allow yourself to reach this state of mind.

Fun fact: This was a very important key to curing depression. But that is an entirely different post.


Go for a ride:

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Whether you own roller blades, a long-board, or a bike; go for a ride. This is a great mental workout for these situations.

Now, if you are hysterical, numb, or sick; we obviously recommend not driving. DO NOT operate a motor vehicle if attacks are more serious. This could allow major distraction during driving and thus cause accidents; which we never want to be the outcome.

However, taking a ride on a long-board or bike can give solid mental and physical exercise, and allow productive thought release- which can lead to a better state of mind.

This more focused mind-state allows room for optimistic, problem solving thought- instead of jumbled worries.

Plus, you can’t ride a bike or long-board inside. This gets ya out doors, in the beautiful area around you, hopefully near some trees. Nature is a wonderful place. plants and trees are alive- and pure. I mean, think about it- they live their entire lives just being a tree. No speaking, no drama, no murder; just a solid spiritual life. They communicate through roots and help keep fellow trees alive. You can feel the wise, healing love they offer if surrounded by trees and focusing. This is why you feel better after going to the park!



Fresh lavender flowers
Aroma therapy is a wonderful anxiety relief. Lavender in particular brings calmness, deeper breathing, and settled thought.

We suggest having something readily available at all times if you have anxiety attacks.

You can use aroma therapy almost anywhere with these techniques:

  • Fill a small spray bottle with water and lavender oil and spray onto your wrist. Rub into the skin, and the scent will stick for about 20 minutes! This is discreet, and serves as an awesome cologne!
  • Carry a lavender chap-stick. This is very small, easily transported, and very discreet. Plus you’re moisturizing at the same time, so win-win. This being applied directly under the nose offers the calming aroma of lavender with each breath.
  • Plant fresh lavender in your home. The plant it-self is easy to take care of, and absolutely beautiful. The flowers are always in bloom, and range from bright blues to bright purples which makes this one of the top decoration plants. This gives an aroma of fresh lavender whenever you need it- and if the plant is large enough you can snip a small branch off to carry with you!
  • Carry a small pouch or pillow with dried lavender within. This can be carried in your pocket or purse for easy transport anywhere! Dried herb offers the strongest aromas and is one of the best options for calming therapy on-the-go.  A pillow or pouch can be handmade, washed, re-filled and used forever! This proves to be very convenient if you are going to get alot of use out of your product.





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Cannabis is a strong anxiety relief medication almost any way it is used.

This method is fast-acting and natural. CBD naturally boosts the endo-cannabinoid system, which is directly linked to all vital organs in the body. This includes the brain, skin, intestines, muscles and chakras- thus relaxing the symptoms of anxiety, such as racing thoughts, hyperventilating, sobbing, numbness and anger.

In all honesty, cannabis raises vibrations. We all reside on the vibrational level we output with our emotion and thought; and cannabis raises those vibrations to be on a happier level. This brings calmer, smarter, more loving thought. This plays a factor for the greatness of this product for daily use.

This method can prove to be very effective and incredibly convenient. The best forms of use including CBD Chocolates, Vape Pens with CBD or THC Liquid, Capsules, and herb!

These methods prove to always be discreet, so medication is fast, easy, and  worry free. 😉


We hope this offers effective anxiety relief for you and your friends! Please feel welcome to share your stories, personal remedies, and comments with us on FacebookInstagram, or Twitter!

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Cheesy Potato Wedges

Who doesn’t love cheesy potatoes?

Well, I can tell ya.. we eat cheese very often; almost everyday. And both of us are Irish descendants, so we looove potatoes as well.

The 25 minute trip to the nearest cheese shop for the real stuff is totally worth it. The shredded bags are convenient but totally unhealthy, and the Murray’s Cheese selection at Kroger offers ONLY the finest real cheeses.  Estate Gouda, Farm Cheddar, Asiago, and Pepper-Jack are on the list of cheeses we always cycle through.

Making cheese fries at home does not need to be limited to using a traditional deep-fryer. Our oven-baked potato wedges are so darn good, you won’t miss fast food! With a prep-time of 10 minutes or less- they are an incredibly easy snack!

Our cheese-y potato wedges are crispy on the outside, with a burst of spicy garlic flavor- and a soft, moist potato on the inside.

It’s an easy recipe to make with a partner! Team up with your spouse, best friend, kids or roommates and prepare an easy, delicious snack to share!

Share your comments below, and have fun cooking 🙂


3 Russet Potatoes, sliced
4 Tbsp. Olive Oil- We use coconut, sunflower, or avocado.
1 tsp. Salt&Pepper
1 tsp. Red Pepper Flakes
1 tsp. Parsley
1 tsp. Oregano
1-2 tsp. Garlic Powder
1 tsp. Paprika
1/3 cup Shredded Asiago & Cheddar Cheese’s

Step 1: Wash, slice, and place potatoes on a sheet pan evenly.


Step 2: Coat potatoes with all spices and oil of choice. Use clean hands to mix the potatoes together until oil and seasonings coat all sides evenly. Spread along the pan again! You want them to cook evenly.


Step 3: Place tray into the oven around 400 Degrees, and bake for about 40 minutes.



Be sure to flip half-way through so all sides become crispy.



Step 4: Take the pan out of the oven once the wedges are finished cooking, and add the shredded cheese! We chose Cheddar and Asiago 🙂


Place into the oven for another 2 minutes to melt cheese, and voila! Delicious cheese wedges 🙂 This dish is so simple and incredibly flavorful!!


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Four Cheese Tomato Pasta

This delicious recipe for two is packed with cheesy-deliciousness and important vitamins to protect your immune system this winter!


Today’s stormy-weather has been so beautiful.

The area surrounding our house has open skies for miles, so we had a fantastic view of the heavy rain, thick grey clouds and lightening. You can see so much of the sky that the wind patterns twisting and turning the rain can be seen all around. It was magical.

This has kept us indoors to keep warm, so we have been cuddling, cleaning, and decorating for the holidays!! I love being able to do the work I do, because time can be taken to expand my culinary skills and play with our favorite foods.

Today we were feeling something cozy, and the usual meals have been made about ten times already. So I peeked around the kitchen looking for a starch, cheese selection, and spices that sounded yummy. I came up with something so friggin’ good, that I had to share!

This recipe is filling, flavorful, and healing! Packed with vitamins and minerals that effectively protect against cold season; making this a wonderful family option!


8 oz. Spaghetti Pasta
1 Can Crushed Tomato
1 Can Diced Tomato
1/3 Onion, Diced
1-2 Clove Garlic
1/4 cup Cheddar Cheese
1/4 cup Calabrese Cheese
1/4 cup Asiago
1/4 cup Parmesan


1/2 Sprig Fresh Rosemary-Chopped
1/2 tsp. Red Pepper Flakes
1 tsp. Parsley

Step 1: Bring a few cups of water to a boil, and add pasta to cook for 8-10 minutes. Once they are soft, drain completely and set to the side!





Step 2: Set your pan of choice onto stove, and turn onto medium heat. Julienne the onion, mice the garlic, and add both to the pan with a tablespoon of oil. (We use coconut for the healing properties and light flavor) Fry the vegetables until golden- the onion should become slightly transparent at that point. Be careful not to burn the garlic here, as that flavor will stick to the dish like crazy.




Step 3: Add the can of tomatoes and spices at this point; let this sear for about 2 minutes to allow the tomato skins to break down.


Step 4: Now add the can of crushed tomato, or if you prefer- a can of tomato sauce. Stir the mixture and sauce together completely, and let this simmer for about 3 minutes. This will bring the sauce to the proper temperature for the next step!


Step 5: The sauce will start to bubble a bit- a light simmer is okay but be sure not to boil the sauce, as it will burn to the sides. Once it is steaming hot you can turn the stove down to med-low and add the cheesy goodness. Continue stirring until all of the cheeses are completely melted, because they can stick to the pan very easily.



Once done, you have a pot of deliciousness that looks like this:




Step 6: Add the cooked, drained pasta right to the pan and fold the noodles gently into the sauce! If you stir like a mad-man it will splash all over the place.



Add cheese on-top of the bowl and Voila! Beautiful vegetarian-cuisine right in your own home!




This dish is seriously so yummy that even our omnivore friends gobble this pasta up, and typically go in for seconds.

Feed the entire family with our affordable, healthy, delicious pasta recipe!

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Pinto Bean Quesadillas

Tonight was Mexican night! Tyler and I looooove Mexican food; so this dinner comes often. All other nights we sneak fall comfort food.

We eat this dinner so much because we can change the recipe according to what we have in the house. If we want to we can switch up the whole dinner with burritos, quesadillas, or nachos. Small changes include black beans instead of pintos, and adding green pepper, jalapeno, and avocado!

The quesadillas are still cheesy, flavorful and delicious- but packed with nutrients! Filling and healthy!

-Pinto beans offer protein.

-Anthocyanin in onion offers anti-oxidants; protecting against neuro-degenerative disorders.

I’ve formulated a recipe for today’s version of vegetarian quesadillas. Please enjoy and share photos of your version of this here 🙂


What you will need:

8 Soft Tortillas
1 Can Pinto Beans, Drained
1/3 Purple Onion, Diced
1/2 Medium Pepper, or 4 Small Sweet Peppers, Diced
1 Cup Shredded Mexican Cheese
1 Clove Garlic, Minced


1/2 tsp. Paprika
1/2 tsp. Cumin
1/2 tsp. Red Pepper Flakes
Salt&Pepper to taste


Step 1: Add onion, peppers, and garlic into pan and fry until golden. Then add all spices.



Step 2: Once the veggies start to brown slightly, add the pinto beans. Let these cook down until they are totally moisture free and steamy hot.



Step 3: Lay a tortilla onto the quesadilla maker or pan, and spread the bean mixture evenly.



Step 4: Add some delicious cheese on top of this mixture.. you don’t have to be skimpy here either. (It’s the best part)



Add a top tortilla (Do not forget this part.. I have and it was hilarious but so sad). Close the lid, and cook until finished! If using a pan, flip half-way through cooking process.



Voila! You have a deliciously easy vegetarian quesadilla that took ten minutes!


We eat these with BBQ; it adds the perfect smokey-sweetness to the spicy Mexican flavors!





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A Beginner’s Guide To Bitcoin


Look at the numbers today.

SEVEN WHOLE THOUSAND.  Let me just be one of the first on this forum to say: “I KNEW IT!”

We’ve been watching these numbers climb and crash since they were a mere $300…  and we had 20 at a time at that price; could you imagine??

The following behind this currency grows every single day now.. with more and more people realizing just how much money there could be here.

There are plenty of professional-informational ads about Bitcoin out there, so I’m just here to talk to y’all today, and give you my experience with these bad boys.

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What are they?

Bitcoins are, in a very simplified version, a collective piece of data that carry currency value.

They are transferred peer-to-peer and operate outside of the central banking system. Nobody owns or controls bitcoin, as it is an open-source and the design is always public!

This ensures everyone around the entire world can use it safely.

There are a set number of bitcoins, and the price is based on the amount of money in the system.

For example, if there are 10,000 coins, and $200,000 in the system, each coin is $20.

There are of course many more coins, and so much more money circulating currently, but the simplified numbers help.

The prices on coin fluctuate every second, depending on current transactions and how much money is being pulled out or put back in. Use of these coins resembles the stock market in a way, and many folks make thousands by day-trading between these coins and a few others.

Bitcoin launched in 2009 when Satoshi Nakamoto mined the genesis block (the first block of bitcoin ever), which had a return of 50 bitcoins. Could you imagine having 50 coins right now?

These can be used for many different reasons, such as being spent on different purchases in different places online, and even at select local businesses. Many people use them to hold their savings, and make money on the rising price.

Even more people are day-trading as a day job or side job, as they rise and fall multiple hundreds of dollars sometimes.

You can easily access your own bitcoins through different trading sites!

Our favorite is Coinbase, as they have the lowest trade-rates and the quickest turn-around on coin. On most sites the Bitcoin is privately sold, which is great in some cases, but also scary and expensive.

With recent jumps in price, those sellers are charging upwards of 8% per purchase- which is now equal to 400-600 dollars extra in fees PER COIN. If you buy 5 coins, that equals to a few extra thousand just in fees. No Bueno.

Coinbase, however, offers a solid range around .5 of a percent every time, with direct guaranteed sales and purchases. It is a simple process to deposit cash into your own bank account, and connect to Coinbase immediately to make fast purchases.

This proves especially helpful when day-trading.

This wouldn’t be a Bitcoin article without talking about the risks, because with any investment system there will always be a risk!

Make sure you are using a trusted company to lend, hold, and trade your coin. There has been a build of negativity towards Bitcoin because patrons pool money into a source they did not check first, and the money came up missing.

Bitcoin is not backed by the FDIC so those losses are your own, and that scares many people away. This just depends on your willingness to pay attention, work hard, and understand the possibilities of profit/loss.

We have made thousands, but also lost thousands.

Technically I’ve been losing money on a few of my Ether, because I bought at a high point of $340 a few months ago, and they’ve been dropping and slowly climbing back up ever since; currently teetering around $280. But I know that they will raise a great deal eventually, so I patiently wait for the price to be higher to sell again.

This is a risky market for sure, but one that has proven to be worth the risk if hard work is put in! Happy trading 🙂

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What is Samhain?

Ancients Celtics followed a timeline of two “hinges” per year to mark summer and winter, instead of twelve “months.” These splits were Beltiane; May 1st, and Samhain; November 1st- making Samhain the start of the New Year!

This was the end of the summer and beginning to winter. The time of harvest and feasting.

Samhain is also known as Hallowtide, The Feast of All Souls; and is today known as Halloween! This marks the break of the walls between the supernatural and human worlds, so these times and places “in-between” are scary and magical at the same time.

This also meant areas such as in-between territories, bridges, and land/water connections like ponds, rivers, and oceans were “holy.” They often became places of spiritual practice and prayer.

The old practices of this holiday have developed today’s Halloween traditions into what they are. This is where the jack-O-lanterns, candles, Halloween costumes and dance parties come from!

The Celts followed the belief that past, present, and future all become one this night, bringing spiritual change and enlightenment. Care was always taken, as the open veil meant the beings of the underworld were released into our realm. As a society that is in tune with these times, they actively protected against the spirits.


Dressings were worn during prayer rituals around fire to protect the tribe! This is one of many traditions that has developed wearing costumes to this day!



Candles, torches, and lanterns were lit and carried around the property and home to protect the family against spirits. Today we light candles and Jack-O-Lanterns 🙂



Witches and religious groups would gather near holy areas to perform protection rituals and show respect to the dead!

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Animals needed special care during this time, as they were vulnerable to spirits. Samhain marked the time to pull farm animals into their respective homes for the winter. They were typically guarded in some way as well.



Families would cook a silent meal; this consisted of sitting together as a family for dinner, setting an empty seat&full plate at the head of the table, and eating in complete silence to pay respects to the dead! Afterwards, they carried the plate into the woods to allow the wildlife, or “poohka’s” to eat the food.



Children used to dress up by painting faces or wearing scary garments to ward off spirits, and go to doors performing dances or songs for treats, and if not rewarded they would perform tricks. We now just deliberately say “Give me a treat or I’ll trick you” and walk away with a bag full of goodies.




Burning herbs during this time is common, as certain herbs repel negative energy, protect against and repel spirits, purify the area, and bring healing energy.



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Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween y’all! Today is one of our favorite days ever! Grab your best costumes and candy and have a wonderful New Year!


In celebration of this New Year’s Eve, or Hallows Eve, the house is tidy, pumpkin and skull decorations are up, candy bowl out, cookies in the oven, taco dip ready, and sage burning 🙂 Our closest friends are coming to the house to hangout on this awesome night!

We have brought the finest souls in our lives around to help us clarify all past negativity and come into the new year with clarity and love flowing like an endless river!

How have you spent Halloween this year? Share with us what you’ve done to celebrate!


Here is a few fun facts you probably did not know about Halloween:

-November 1st is the Celtic New Year, or Samhain, making Halloween new year’s eve and the time for new beginnings.

-Old traditions follow past, present, and future all combine this night to create a time of releasing negativity and living a prosperous life.

-In old druid traditions, families would prepare a silent meal. They did not speak a single word during this dinner, and sat an empty chair and full dinner plate for the dead. After dinner they would put the plate into the woods for the animals to eat! This offered peace to the dead, and protected the families during the winter season.

-Families use to light candles and walk the perimeter of the whole property and house to protect against spirits during the winter.

-‘Tis believed that on this night the veil between this realm and the dead is the thinnest, making areas where land/water, different territories and bridges ‘holy’ areas, where prayers were practiced.

-This is the night witches come together to practice Samhain rituals to protect against the dead and offer peace!

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