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GRAZEBOX Review

Hey guys 🙂

I hope you’re feeling happy and healthy today!

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Speaking of healthy,

 

I’d like to share a great experience with you.

Tyler and I have been exploring meal planning for a long time now, as we have been vegetarian for 1 1/2 & 3 years, and prepared snacks are an extremely helpful investment. We purchase groceries in 2-3 day sessions, as all of our food is fresh and cannot sit.

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So, I’ve learned that quick, grab-and-go cold lunch-ables are a life-saver for our type of lifestyle. I spend my day running around to meetings, working from my home office, preparing the shifts work for my assistant, and make phone calls- while Tyler cleans up the house, washes dishes, takes care of the yard and plays video games. We need something small, quick and easy.

We spend 2 hours together in the kitchen to prep every 3 days. Instead of 1-2 hours every single day a few times a day to cook meals, or picking up fast food for convenience. (Which we typically do not touch anyways)

Well, it has gotten even better. I discovered GRAZEBOX, an organic/ pre-portioned snack subscription.

Whaaaaaaat?

You start online to make a profile. They have every snack available shown on the site so you can “Like” or “Dislike” a snack, according to your preferences. You can also upload any allergies you may have, so no snack goes wasted.

GRAZEBOX ReviewEach box is $13.99 & includes 8 snack packs. Each pack is a sufficient portion for both Tyler & I.

I recieve each box in the mail and add it to our cupboard of pre-portioned snacks!

You guys HAVE to try this out, and if you’re just as in love as I am you can use

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We have created three different video un-boxing & snack reviews for you guys, only for every video to become accidentally deleted. I have all of the footage, and will be re-editing that formulation of videos for y’all one day soon! But these snacks are so fantastic that I couldn’t keep from sharing the blog anyways, and adding the video later.

 

Every single snack I have received in these boxes are absolutely delicious. They’ve sent me all of the snacks I “Liked” and every single one of them has incredible flavors. The cool part is that they barely season certain ingredients, so the natural flavor rings so loudly in the medley of components.

I’m so thankful for the opportunity to appreciate those natural flavor combinations. I never expected a plain dehydrated carrot or beetroot chip to be so darn good!

 

I couldn’t wait any longer to share these with y’all- so the video will come to ya soon 🙂

I try every single snack I’ve received so far, and explain the benefits of using their program!

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You guys, we all love snacks.

I don’t eat full meals everyday. Instead I eat one full meal and three-five snacks through the day and change it up every time. Sometimes it is a pre-made veggie/fruit snack box I prepared, or a quarter of a Chipotle Bowl, or roasted brussel sprouts, or a pb&j. Sometimes I grab these little packs of goodness and take them on-the-go with me.

It’s pretty cool how well they fit into our lifestyle, actually- because we usually wake up & start going. We spend time everyday cleaning, multiple friends come over to smoke / game / long-board everyday, we run errands, attend meetings, visit our shops, conduct photo-shoots, spend time working on the computer, and going for runs. We are always doing something, switching it up every hour or so. It’s the absolutely best when we have prepared food ready, so we can snack on-the-go or once we sit down to relax.

 

So I wanted to share. I also have a “SnackBox” coming, so be ready for that blog & video.

You guys, if you’re as lazy as me with cooking, then this is going to be a life-saver. The ONLY problem I’ve had with this company, is that we eat all 8 snacks in two days. They become priority over everything else that’s prepared, so they go quick! Even my roommates are snacking on them.

 

I’m very thankful to be able to share with you guys our unique codes.

 

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I hope you guys enjoy these Organic Snack Boxes as much as we do 🙂

Thank you SO MUCH for always reading, and signing up for our Newsletter. We appreciate the opportunity to share our knowledge, tips, and free stuff with y’all 😉

Have a wonderful day, i’ll talk to ya soon.

Namaste.

 

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Welcome back to HUMPDAZE with Victoria!

Today our SPECIAL GUEST is my beautiful assistant Maya 🙂

I hope y’all have had an awesome week! We certainly have enjoyed the warm weather.

In this weeks update, we talk about

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  • the new predictions for crypto-currencies rise/fall patterns
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Apple Cinnamon Oats

 

Healthy Breakfast Recipe

 

 

Easy, healthy, quick and delicious.

My mother always tried to get me to eat oats as a child, but the texture always got to me. I learned as an adult with widespread taste-buds that when made correctly, oats are absolutely delicious!

 

There are a few pointers, though:

  • Do not use boxed brands, instead grab the real oats. Rolled or steel cut is what you’d be looking for. We prefer organic brands, such as Simple Truth.
  • If you are allergic to dairy and soy, almond milk is a delicious substitute.
  • Do not overcook the oats, as they will become mushy. There is supposed to be a light bite to them still.
  • Use low heat on the range, because this can burn easily.
  • You can use different mixtures of fruits, sweeteners like honey or agave, spices like cinnamon or nutmeg, and toppings such as nuts or dried fruits! Our favorite ingredients are: Apple, Walnuts, Dragon-fruit, Blueberries, Strawberries, Banana, Almonds, Raisins, Cranberries, and more!

And you know what is awesome? I receive fruits & veggies in the mail every week, so the mix changes according to what they send me. It’s pretty neat!

 

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If you are struggling to eat fresh produce everyday, this is the easiest way to implement it into your diet. Just choose your favorites online, and wait for the surprise mixture every time you need it! Dinner regularly becomes different exciting dishes (We follow an “Around The World” rule: a different country every week.) and our shopping has never been easier. We get the big box, because our entire diet revolves around produce- so the 4 trips to the store every week has gone down to 1-2!!

Anyone can make Breakfast Oats with ease, and the one-pot clean-up makes for an awesome morning breakfast before you rush out.

 

 

Here is what you need:

  • 1/2 c Milk
  • 1/4 c Oats
  • 1 tbsp Cinnamon
  • 1 tbsp Butter
  • 1 Apple
  • 1/4 c Walnuts
  • 2 tbsp Honey, for drizzling

 

 

 

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Here is how to make it:

 

 

 

 

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Step 1: Add the milk & butter, and bring to a rolling boil.
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Step 2: Add the oats & cinnamon, and turn the heat to low.
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Step 3: Cover and let simmer for approx. 10 minutes, or until the milk is absorbed. Stir occasionally to make sure this does not stick during this step.
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Remove from heat.
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Step 4: Core & chop 1/2 of the apple, and add it to the pan along with 1/2 of the walnuts, and stir.
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Add the rest of the apple & walnuts for toppings, along with honey drizzle, cinnamon, raspberries- and maybe a little whip-cream 😉

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Jalapeno Poppers

How amazing are the Jalapeno Poppers whenever you find them on a menu? We have been ordering at oasis a lot lately, specifically for the poppers, and I sort-of had an epiphany.

I make everything from home, so why not these?

We always have them on hand, and most of the other ingredients as well- since I’ve been sushi obsessed.

The boys wouldn’t put these down! I had them sneaking into the kitchen to grab one while I wasn’t looking throughout the whole process of cooking and photographing the poppers. Within minutes they were totally gone.

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Let me tell you…

There is nothing better than a homemade Jalapeno Popper, Bro.

The flavor is spicy, the crunch is still present in the nearly fresh jalapeno, and the price is 1/3 what you normally pay!!!

We picked up a lb of jalapenos, which is around 15, for only $2 and all of the other ingredients we had at home. You can literally make 30 poppers for around $5! How unbelievable is that shit when you pay $9 for 7 poppers anywhere else? That is so booty. I will never go back and since I have found our new favorite late-night snack food, I thought I’d share with y’all 🙂

What You Need:

  • 1 lb Jalapenos
  • 6-8 oz Cream Cheese

For Breading:

  • 1/2 c Flour
  • 1 tsp Baking Soda
  • 1 tbsp Salt
  • 1 tbsp Pepper
  • 1/4-1/2 c Milk (Depending on consistency)

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HOW:

  1. Cut jalapenos in half, and core each half.
  2. Whisk cream cheese for better pliability, and fill each jalapeno half. Smooth the cheese around the edges of the pepper, to limit messes.
  3. Freeze for 1 hour.
  4. In the mean time, add all breading ingredients to a bowl, and whisk until every chunk is broken down. Refrigerate for 1 hour as well.
  5. Once both are cold, Heat a pot of oil on medium heat. Coat each popper and drop into oil. Fry 3-4 at a time only, unless you have a larger fryer. Once they float, they’re done- you do not want cream cheese to leak out.
  6. Set onto a paper-towel to dry excess oils, and enjoy!

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WARNING: If you do not handle spice well, stop after 5. *Insert giggle* These babies are fresh, so they are HOT!

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Dunk in your favorite sauce for extra goodness!

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The BEST PART: These are even better re-heated! Bag the left-over poppers and put into the freezer, next time you want some just heat up fry oil and re-fry them. They will be crunchier and more delicious!

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Cheese-y Broccoli Rice

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Good afternoon Y’all!

Today is a beautiful day, isn’t it? I woke up after a night of intense dreaming, and woke up with determination to make a great day!

We have fallen out of our meditation habits for quite some time now, as life seems to busy our attention more often than not. This has honestly taken a huge toll on our mental state and energy levels, so we’ve recently been slowing down and re-thinking so the natural state of complete calm and comfort can return.

Our diet always pays the price when we fall to these mindsets, and we start to see a lot of pizza and pasta. But who doesn’t absolutely love the delectable mix of carbs and cheese smothered in sauce?

Well, upon going to the store recently- in a very good mindset- I picked up as many fruits, vegetables and greens as I thought sounded good at the time.

I needed a balance of cheese for Tyler, as any dish mentioned without cheese is un-interesting to him sometimes, so here we have an absolutely delicious cheese-y rice.

I obviously wanted mostly vegetables for dinner, so what better way to incorporate everything? After some brainstorming, ended up concocting this broccoli/carrot/cheese-y rice as a side dish to other roasted veggies and mashed cauliflower- and boy was it worth it. 

It turned out so delicious that I wanted to share it today 🙂

Happy cooking 🙂

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What You Need:

1 cup white or brown rice, cooked accordingly.
1 cup chopped carrots
1 cup chopped broccoli
1/2 onion, sliced thin
1 cup milk
5 tbsp. flour
1/3 cup butter
1/2 cup parmesean
1/2 cup mixed shredded cheeses

Spices:
Salt&Pepper to taste
1 Tbsp. garlic powder (If you like extra garlic)
1 Tbsp parsley ( or 1 handful chopped fresh)
2 tsp. Red pepper flakes
1 tsp. Oregeno

Step 1:

Use a pot of water and cook rice accordingly. Once done set aside and top with a few tablespoons of butter to sit.

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Step 2:

Chop carrots, onion, garlic, parsley, and broccoli and add to a separate skillet with a tablespoon of butter.

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Step 3:

Once the veggies are decently cooked through, but not yet soft- pour a majority of the veggies into a bowl for now, add the butter, and melt it completely. Then add the flour, and stir it into the vegetables. This should coat them in a paste-like texture.

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Step 4:

Add the milk and combine. Once this is lightly simmering, add the cheeses.

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Step 5:

Return the veggies to the sauce, turn off the heat, and combine!

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Step 6:

Grab a baking pan of any style or size, but we realized smaller works best.

Layer the rice along the bottom of the pan.

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Then, layer the cheese mixture evenly over the rice.

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Continue layering until everything is used. add a nice layer of cheese on top, and bake in the oven at 365 degrees for about 20 minutes.

The cheese should be nice and browned when you pull this out of the oven 🙂

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This tastes absolutely delicious, and provides a wonderful side dish to any meal!

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But we kinda dug in and ate this as a meal itself. I even re-heated it with asparagus added!



Love You Guys! Have a blessed day.

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Happy New Year!

Wow, this year has been crazy, right?

I feel like this year has been so still but incredibly crazy all at the same time.

First of all, I want to say

Thank You!

We wouldn’t be where we are today if it wasn’t for our supporters! Y’all are our friends and such a beautiful community of people to go on this journey with.

I want everyone who comes across this New Year’s blog to finish the last word with a sigh of excitement!

Make the most of the New Year.

You are a wonderful person and you can control every-bit of your life.

 

Here are some pointers to jump into January ready to make the best of it!

 

 

*Take a look at your accomplishments this year.

It is easy to get caught up in what was missed- but there is no way you can look back and not think of a single happy moment, accomplishment, or challenge conquered. Even if for some reason you spent the whole year alone on the couch and are un-able to conjure up a good moment, then what better reason to make the most of the new year. Take control of your life and do what feeds your soul with happiness. Meet new people, find a better job, marry that girl, take better care of your body, start meditation. You deserve to look back on 2018 with pride and love.

I can say that 2017 was a huge year for my family and I.
I moved into my first house- and with a wonderful soulmate. We got a puppy named Kasper, who was very sick- and taught us so much about love and responsibility. We also lost that baby, and rescued our beautiful Ella shortly after!

We have met hundreds of beautiful souls whom follow a similar path of love and natural health, which Pseudo Pharm aims to spread like wildfire. This year we traveled around northern Ohio with Pseudo products, and joined major seminars and conferences to better our company management skills, grow our holistic knowledge and develop effective marketing skills.

We have built up our social media to 100,000 people reached per month!!

I can look back and recognize that I could have had more motivation and be in a better current position, but why dwell? Everything in life happens as it is meant to.

Appreciate your life, and full-fill those regrets  with accomplishments this year! What is stopping you?

Genuinely sit down and remember all of the things you worked hard for, accomplished, over-came, or defeated!

You deserve to look back on all the beautiful moments of the year.

 

 

 

*Appreciate the things you have.

We all want more. More love, more attention, more freedom, more money.. But what about what we do have? 

Do you have a place to sleep at night?  Do you have clothes on your back? Food in your belly?

More simply; are you breathing? Can you feel your pulse? The warmth of your skin? The thoughts in your head?

All of these things are so easily over-looked when stress is present.

But so absolutely beautiful. The mere fact that we can say “yes” to those things is reason enough to be ever thankful and blissful. You have your own reality at your fingertips, and if you’re unhappy it can change with just one decision. That’s the beauty of human life.

Please take time to appreciate the things that make you happy.

For some that is their sweet car, beautiful home, sexy body, or crisp diploma. For some that is the love they give to those around them everyday, moms hug before school, puppy kisses in the morning, or the love of their life saying, “I Love You.”

I even enjoy being thankful for the wisdom and healing power of trees, the cleansing power of wind, the intensity of fire, or the magic of being a human spirit.

Life responds when you take time to appreciate 🙂

 

 

*Love the one’s around you.

Family and friends are so incredibly important. However, we tend to scoot them to the back-burner when life is happening.

But who is there for you when your friends aren’t being good friends? Who is there when you lose your residency? When you suffer a breakup? When you’re scraping by and need a meal, or a place to escape for a minute?

Your family is.

 

Whomever you define as your family, take time this year to show them they are the ones you hold close. Yes, we do not always agree- as it is human nature to clash. We all have a different up-bringing; thoughts and opinions that are formulated from a completely different background, and strong emotions to back that up.

‘Tis human nature. But I promise you- when the chance to say “I Love You” is gone, there is nothing more comforting than the thought of being able to express it just one last time.

If you often choose other things over spending time with them, say yes for once. I’m sure that work, yoga, video game, bar trip, bong, friend hangs or lazy day can wait.

I have chosen family over getting very important work done many times.

Do I seriously wish I got that work done?

Yes.

I would have an exponentially more successful business and website. I would be reaching way more people, spreading the word of love, natural health, and “working for yourself” to hundreds of thousands by now. I would even be able to make substantial income doing this already.

But I could never get back that blissful night with my parents at the walleye game, or the wonderful car-rides with my handsome Tyler. I can never get back the times I spent feeling the breeze and watching the birds, trees and clouds outside with Kasper. I thought it was cold at times, but he loved it.

I cherish those moments so dearly.

I am so much more happy choosing those moments over the critically important work for Pseudo Pharm sometimes because my business will take off no matter what so long as I take the necessary steps.  I am determined to live for myself and work helping people; doing what I love the whole way. I am wholly content with my life because everything happens as it is meant to, and

I would love to see others content as well. 

I’m sure your mom would love you to join her for holiday baking, or your brother would enjoy some sibling time. Your dad would definitely enjoy some one-on-one bonding. Play an extra long ball game with the dog[s], or chase with the cat. Give your spouse one of the passionate kiss’s that brought you two together.

Get her the Crystal necklace she’s always talked about.

Showing appreciation goes a very long way in strengthening bonds.

 

*Work hard and stay true to what you want.

I want all of you this year to share your accomplishments with Pseudo Pharm. Tweet us your new job, the new body you worked so hard for, the new house, that well-deserved degree, the business milestone completed, the huge amounts of studying finally completed, even your investment success-

Everything!

 

We want to see everyone in our community sharing their awesome accomplishments all year! There is absolutely nothing standing in your way because despite unfortunate conditioning

You are in control!

 

 

 

And last but not least.. something I myself will need to actively practice:

 

 

*Love yourself.

 

You are beautiful.

You are a cluster of stars and nebula’s consistently creating a reality based on the decisions you make and the frequency of your thoughts & energy. The person you see in the mirror is of your own creation. Love or hate what you see, it can always be molded further to reach its golden potential!

Eat a nutritious diet, develop a healthy morning routine, invest extra savings into something promising, and go after the type of work that makes you happy.

Please love the flaws about yourself- because guess what? No one shares that trait with you. It is your trait alone, and that is beautiful. I encourage you to accept the things that you believe are hindering your comfort and happiness, and realize that they can be changed as soon as you decide to work for the change.

There is always an answer. The question is: Are you willing to make the effort?

Well, I can tell you one thing. I appreciate you. Whoever you are, you stumbled upon this page for a reason. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for reading, and if you are a returning reader I am ever-grateful!

Whatever you are going through right now will not be the same in a few months, ya know? If you allow in love for yourself and understanding for the situation things can go much smoother, and you aren’t tense the whole time. Relationships suffer much less, health improves, and motivation returns.

I want to see more of y’all searching for happiness, not readily accepting self-hate and pessimism into your life. Life will always be crazy, so enjoy the ride.

 

 

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Thank you so much, and have a wonderful year. Namaste.

 

 

 

 

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Weight Loss Detox

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Lose weight fast with this three day detox!

 

Tyler and I have been stress-eating a lot of bread and cheese lately, and it is beginning to take it’s toll.

Are you feeling the bloated holiday belly? Me too.

We’ve been sleeping extra, grumpy, lazy, and over-all groggy. The food we eat takes a bigger toll than most expect.

So we’ve decided to go on a three day detox.

The rules we’ve compiled for our self-made detox are as follows:

NO Dairy

NO Gluten

NO Heavy Sugar

 

This cuts out basically the rest of the bad foods we allow into our diet.

We always eat vegetables and fruits, while never eating meat or processed foods. The few things we allow in are wheels of real cheese, home-made mac N’ cheese, pizza, coffee and chocolate occasionally. When life gets a little crazy, that’s what both of us want to eat. After a while of in-taking crap we eventually notice the negative changes in our bodies- for example; a bloated belly, low energy level, mood-swings, and more.

We’ve noticed ourselves meditating less and grump-ing more.

This three day detox includes three different target drinks. The first day is cram-packed with green-goodness. This recipe will alkalize the body, while detoxing the kidney, liver, blood and digestive tract.

“Talk about good poops,” says Tyler.

This will flush out any of the crappy food or drink sitting in your system. It is also a half-ass fasting session.

You’re not supposed to eat any solid foods. Only water and these three juice mixes can flow through your system for the three days.

Can you do it? Honestly, can we? 

We sure do love our cheese.

So, here go’s.

 

The first recipe is as follows:

 

4 Apples, cored
2-3 Cucumbers
One handful of parsley
2 Handfuls of spinach
4 Stalks of kale
1 Bunch of celery
1 Lemon
1 Tsp ginger root

 

  • Wash all fruits and vegetables and prepare accordingly. Cut the cores out of the apples, squeeze the lemon, chop the parsley and greens, etc.
  • Add all vegetables to the juicer and press start. If you do not have a juicer [fun fact; I do not] then you can also blend everything and strain the juice into a pitcher.
  • Drink one in the morning, one for lunch, and one for dinner. Drink two water bottles in-between each detox. We recommend not eating anything otherwise, but if you need food, stick to vegetables and lean proteins.

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The drink tastes delicious, full of fresh greens with a nice sweetness to blend the flavors.  After just one drink we felt the working of the nutrients flushing out toxins.

We will post the next recipe tomorrow, with further results from today’s drink. I think this is going to rock. Thanks for tuning in!

 

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Easy Stir-Fry

If there is one thing we love it is a quick, delicious dinner! Stir-Fry is always a great option because the recipe is flexible to anything you have on deck! This can easily feed a family of 5, or a family of two with multiple days of lunches left-over.

Add Chicken rubbed with taco seasoning for a more filling meal!

Here is what You will need:

 

Ingredients:

1/2 cup Rice
1/3 cup Onion, chopped
1/3 cup Orange Pepper, chopped
4 Crimini Mushrooms, sliced
1/3 cup Carrots, chopped
1/2 cup Purple Cabbage, chopped or julienned
1/2 cup Broccoli
3 Tbsp. Oil
5 Tbsp Soy Sauce

Salt & Pepper to taste
1 tsp each:
Parsley
Garlic Powder
Red Pepper Flakes
Paprika
Cumin

 

We usually have about ten veggies in the house at all times, mixed according to what our current preferences were per grocery trip.  This time we had this delicious selection to add to the pot. If you enjoy water chestnuts, baby corn, snow peas, or corn they are very easily added to this dish! If cabbage and mushroom aren’t appealing to your palette, they are easily swapped for any two favorite veggies!

 

Here is how we did it:

Step 1: Wash and chop all veggies. Heat oil to medium heat in a large saucepan, and add veggies.

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Step 2: Bring 4 cups of water to a boil and add the rice. Cook according to brand instructions, drain and set aside.IMG_1099.JPG

 

Step 3: Once the veggies are sizzling, add all spices.

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Cook until all veggies are soft and very lightly brown.

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Step 4: Create space in the center of the pan and crack two eggs. Allow the eggs to cook for 10 seconds before stirring to ensure color separation.

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Once scrambled they should still present yellow and white color:

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Step 5: Mix the egg and veggies together, and add soy sauce. Allow liquids to absorb for about one minute.

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Step 6: Now add the cooked rice, and stir until completely mixed.

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Add about 2 tablespoons of butter, and it’s ready to serve!!

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This meal is quick, filling and packed with nutrients! Feed the entire family with ease tonight!

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Tex Mex Scramble

 

Good-morning Y’all!

Start your day off right with this flavor-packed breakfast! It only took 8 minutes!

Our Tex Mex Scramble is made with nutritious veggies, protein-packed eggs, and melt-y cheese.

Here it is folks:

 

Ingredients

2 Eggs
3 tbsp. Onion, Diced
2 tbsp. Pepper, diced
2 Crimini Mushrooms, Sliced
2 tbsp. Shredded Cheese

Seasonings:

Salt&Pepper to taste
1/4 tsp. Red Pepper Flakes
1/4 tsp. Garlic
1/4 tsp. Parsley

Step 1: Dice all vegetables and toss into a pan at Medium heat, with 1 tbsp of oil. We used coconut oil!

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Step 2: Once after about two minutes, add all seasonings to pan and cook for another two minutes.

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Step 3: Now add the eggs! You can scramble them in a bowl first, or throw them in like we do! We like the whites and yolks to stay slightly separated when scrambled, so the egg goes right in- and gets mixed after about ten seconds!IMG_1034

Be sure to consistently fold the eggs- as they like to stick to the pan.

Once the egg is almost fully cooked- add the cheese! Fold into the egg as it finishes cooking, and it will melt right in.IMG_1035

Voila! You have a delicious breakfast! Healthy, fast, and yummy! Enjoy your day y’all! 🙂IMG_1040

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A Morning Routine For A Meditative Day!

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Keeping good spirits throughout life is essential. It is a much smoother ride over the bumps of each day if you are in a positive mind-state, as every day will have a bump or two. Healthy habits prolong life and prevent sickness while supplementing every moment with fun and enjoyment, no matter the situation.

It has been a long journey, learning to implement thankfulness, positive thinking and love into everyday life. However nothing has taught me more about life than those characteristics. It is sometimes tough to keep a happy energy when frustrating situations arise, but the trick here is that it’s part of life. Those frustrating lessons are here to teach patience, solidity and love in everything that comes your way- because no matter what you did or experienced in life, you should be able to sigh with happiness at the memories of 100 years well spent. No one should look back with regret or angst, because you have 100 years to do anything.

“The little things in life count the most.  Appreciate everything instead of always expecting better. “

We ave found that little changes to your day can move mountains!

Here are great tips for a positive day, even when it’s tough.

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MEDITATE

Good morning sleepyhead!

I hope you slept well and enjoyed dreams of unicorn poops falling from the evergreen into a whirlpool of sparkle farts and cheeseburgers.

But before you pick up that cellphone.. before you even open your eyes.. breathe.

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Every muscle in your body is completely relaxed right now, so utilize that relaxation to lie there silently and let your body wake up.

Thank the universe for being alive today!

You may have went to bed feeling less than blissfully happy, so take this time to accept the past for what it is, and readily take on the new day. Everything could change today if you take the necessary steps.

You are in control of your life! You are beautiful. You are the deciding factor for your happiness. So take this time before you even begin a single thought of the day to trust that you will make today the BEST!

Breathe in good energy, out bad energy and know that you will have a good day- and you are wonderful.

FEEL YOUR BEST

Make sure you wake up clean.

Brush your fangs, wash your face, take a shower, do your hair, etc.

Clear your body and mind from the day before, and start truly fresh today! This will wake your sleepy butt up, and get you motivated for the rest of the morning instead of sloshing around.

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Slip into an outfit that is going to make you feel great!

Maybe you’re a man who is empowered by a vest, sweater and dress pants.

Maybe you’re a girl and who feels great in a dress and heels, or dress-pants and a blouse.

Maybe you feel good in leggings and a sweater!

Whatever your forte, dress to impress: YOURSELF.

You won’t feel like waking up and taking on life like a bad-ass if you’re in the same cozy sweatpants all day, will you? The answer is usually “No.” Sweatpants just implement more video games and mac n’ cheese, Bro.

The better you feel, the more motivated you are!

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HYDRATE

Drink a tall-ass glass of water.

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Nice and cold, too.

We do not suggest adding ice, as too-cold temperatures will shock your body. However a refrigerated glass of water is a smooth wake up call and morning refreshment for your brain and ograns!

This will give you a great boost of hydration for the day, which gives a clearer head and boost of energy.

Your breakfast will digest easier as well, because your organs will be awake and ready for the foods by the time that water digests.

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YOGA 🙂

Yoga is an absolutely wonderful, but underrated medication for sure!

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Regular practice helps brain function, anxiety disorders, arthritis, headaches, muscle cramps, and more!

It sure does wake you up- whether you’re a late slumber bear, or an early riser like us!

Anytime back pain arises, or muscles are tense just stretch it out! This loosens joints and muscles while reducing inflammation.

Doing this first thing ensures a smooth day; your muscles and mind are relaxed, your blood is flowing and energies are aligned.

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This ensures a clear head by reducing symptoms of anxiety and depression, inflammation. It increases blood flow to the body&brain while flushing out toxins. loosening ligaments, enhancing sperm counts, and more!

BREAKFAST

Make yourself a delicious breakfast. You deserve it!

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To some, this is the most important meal of the day, and some just grab a Pop-tart.

Pshhh…

Make something healthy and easy!

Here is an option:

Throw an egg in a pan with some salt, pepper, garlic powder and red pepper flakes. Add onion and tomato on top of the pan, then toss in some melt-y cheese.. and wrap it in a tortilla. We like to add avocado as well, but a lot of people do not enjoy it.

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VOILA!

You have a filling healthy breakfast that can be cooked AND cleaned in under 7 minutes.

Who doesn’t love that? This literally takes no time, happens to be super cheap- AND filling 🙂

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Whatever breakfast tickles your fancy; make sure it’s a health boosting option. Heavy bread, cheese, sugar, etc is totally not recommended to give sustainable energy all day! However with the right foods, breakfast can be a power-packed meal 🙂

THANKFULNESS-ALWAYS

Do one last thing before you start your day.

Maybe you do this naturally and already have 100 times today. Maybe you haven’t thought of this in a long time and you’re now being told to regain this habit.

Whether you’re hopping out the door after breakfast to go to work/school, or you’re getting on your computer to work at home,  taking the kids to school or maybe waking up from a crazy night-

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Anything and everything you  could ever be thankful for.. down to your body being healthy, the trees, your place of living, your job, your motivation, every-one of your family members (Because they all matter; everyday.), and your pets.

Everything.

We like to thank the universe for our coffee in the morning, the breeze in our hair on a sunny day, good morning kisses from the puppy, a loving look from a family member..

EVERYTHING.

Thank the world every minute possible that you appreciate and watch your life completely change. This affects the people around you positively as well if you voice the love 🙂

 

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